So this morning I was walking to work and I passed a guy with a metal hook for a hand, Captain Hook style. At that moment, more than anything in the world (except for world peace, meaningless sex, and General Tsos from China King) I wanted to stop and tell him a pirate joke just so I could ask him to tell it back to me. I'm still giggling. That would have been priceless. In fact, I regret not taking the chance of getting a hook in my mouth, out my nose and subsequently dragged around town by this man who may hate pirate jokes just for the chance to hear, 'Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It's rated arrrrrrgh!' with a REAL HOOK waiving in the air!.
Am I a bad person? Regardless, I am definitely being a pirate for Halloween.
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a
white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, The Swiss hold the
America's Cup, France is accusing the US of arrogance, and
Germany doesn't want to go to war.