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tcross.au
Posts: 239 - Karma: 11
stuff lizzies and sumos these are the future
http://www.skipass.com/guide-matos/ski/2007/duret/legende-series.html
with a 170 waist you are sure to float. Claimed to be widest in the world
Jun 16 2006 5:01PM
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tcross.au
Posts: 239 - Karma: 11
the title is ment to say puppies if none of you can see that
Jun 16 2006 5:04PM
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Ryno
Posts: 31125 - Karma: 336
i dont even get the point...its going to get to where they are so fat we cant even carve.


I dont even know what you would need a 170 waist for besides straighlining the one "8-foot powder day" once in a century.
Jun 16 2006 5:08PM
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Poormansvault
Posts: 427 - Karma: 10
I saw some waterski looking things in a shop at Alta that were fatter than that. I thought it was one of those ski-boards that you mount both feet on, but flipped it over and it only had one binding. It was about 250mm, so yes, there is something wider than those. But he^ is correct; something of that width would probably not work, especially not with traditional camber and sidecut.
Jun 16 2006 5:11PM
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tcross.au
Posts: 239 - Karma: 11
I dont really see the point either, but duret used to, or still does produce monoskis,
but this is marketed as a pair.
Maybe made for japan pow becuase there is a lot more pow there then any where in the world
Jun 16 2006 5:13PM
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Matty_C
Posts: 2598 - Karma: 236
first of all, those look fucking gay. i'd feel like a twat riding those. second, where did you get the idea that "japan gets more powder than anywhere in the world"... why would you say that? you must realise that on a website like NS with like 70000 members, if you start making things up like they;re true, you're gonna get called out...
Jun 16 2006 5:20PM
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Gun_It
Posts: 272 - Karma: 10
thats phat(no pun intended)! even pollard's 150 or 160 mm underfoot prototypes aren't even that wide.
I would never get those...maybe a 130 underfoot one day but never that wide.
Jun 16 2006 5:23PM
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tcross.au
Posts: 239 - Karma: 11
sorry mate i though that 551 inches on average was more then the west coast.

look i found this figure for mammoth 508 inches. so i think it's still got more but i just cant find places where in the states with a greater snowfall AVERAGE

Sorry fag i found the mammoth average 353
Jun 16 2006 5:25PM
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CHARLES.BRONSON
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those things are absurd, way too wide. why go past 130? by the time you have a ski thats 130waist and 170-185cm long you have more surface area than the biggest pow snowboards out there.
Jun 16 2006 5:26PM
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MrPantyDropper
Posts: 5016 - Karma: 65
Japan does in fact get a shit load of snow. Think Utah.
Jun 16 2006 5:38PM
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Gun_It
Posts: 272 - Karma: 10
531 average = not all powder...
a crapload is packed down. Only up to 30-50 inches on average is powder (unless it's a hella good powder where it's 60-100)
Jun 16 2006 6:04PM
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Poormansvault
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"Average" means average yearly snowfall, not average powder depth.
Jun 16 2006 6:15PM
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Gun_It
Posts: 272 - Karma: 10
I think he knows that...he just thought that it was a lot and a lot of it was powder
Jun 16 2006 6:17PM
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invader7
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8 inches across damn
Jun 16 2006 6:18PM
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tcross.au
Posts: 239 - Karma: 11
gun it,
i've skied japan and there is a shitload of pow falling every day almost, take a look at any photo of japan skiing and nearly all will show it's pow
i understand average snowfall and pow fall, but where is a site that accually meaures pow?
if you take averages of sleat vs. pow or normal snowfall you would be able to find a percentage of the snowfall that is accually pow. With it's snowfall average you would find that the pow would be alot greater then any where else
Jun 16 2006 6:51PM
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Gun_It
Posts: 272 - Karma: 10
there is no site, I was estimating on how much we get here out west.
I didn't say a thing about japan...
I'm sure you get a lot of powder.
It just seems a bit much for any powder.
Jun 16 2006 6:54PM
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J.D.
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Effectively the problem with measuring pow depth is snow consistency... on steep slopes the west coast is deep because the snow is more cohesive and adheres better. If it was lighter and drier it wouldn't do that. It's all geography.
Jun 16 2006 6:57PM
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Orygunski
Posts: 176 - Karma: 10
170 mm waist.........ha ha, that's fat
Jun 16 2006 7:08PM
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BFINO13
Posts: 1563 - Karma: 14
they should just mount snowboards its better off then companies makin thur skis bigger and bigger
Jun 16 2006 7:32PM
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poofartpee
Posts: 7436 - Karma: 1,537
ud have to have ur feet so wide apart on those skis everyone would think ur ghetto
Jun 16 2006 9:24PM
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iggyskier
Posts: 10433 - Karma: 9,727
Japan gets so much snow. some places get 600+ inches. fucking sick.

and those skis are ridiculous.
Jun 16 2006 10:20PM
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fouldsys
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wow thats just stupid and there fuckin like 1000 euros
Jun 16 2006 10:35PM
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NWFlow
Posts: 1557 - Karma: 61
Keep Japan on the DL please.
Jun 16 2006 11:00PM
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KillerMonkey
Posts: 6435 - Karma: 108
no point and a complete waist, im just getting 2 monoboards and using each as one ski
Jun 16 2006 11:07PM
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tcross.au
Posts: 239 - Karma: 11
for 900 euro i rekon you could get nearly any ski you wanted and would perform alot better then these. It's close enough to US$1300, even racers are paying less then this for world cup equiptment. then you have to work out how exactly to fit breaks or work out a way so that your leg is not ripped off by the weight after a fall.
Jun 16 2006 11:12PM
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TheStamos
Posts: 9311 - Karma: 910
the wax for world cup skis is $400 an ounce... im sure they have skis that are fucking redicoulous
Jun 16 2006 11:44PM
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Myfirstname.
Posts: 1581 - Karma: 312
those are fuckin huge skis...

crazy foreigners
Jun 17 2006 12:13AM
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reggyboy
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ud have to rock the widest stance ever on those
Jun 17 2006 1:13AM
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tcross.au
Posts: 239 - Karma: 11
ice hockey goalies would be one of the best at skiing those
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Jun 17 2006 1:20AM
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slice_of_mustard
Posts: 731 - Karma: 9
you guys are fucking pussys that would be so sweet to ski on, it would be so awsome in the park if it had a good twin tip
Jun 17 2006 2:29AM
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Matty_C
Posts: 2598 - Karma: 236
first off, i'm not from america so don't insult the mammoh snowfall as if you;re disproving me: i never said anything about mammoth. i was really thinking alaska or northern bc, but i guess these are more heli places...
if in fact japanese resorts do get more snow than any other well known resort, then i guess i'm the dickhead. just sounded ludicrous to me! japan may be a well kept secret- for your sake try to keep it that way! sorry.
Jun 17 2006 4:26AM
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tcross.au
Posts: 239 - Karma: 11
^ sorry bout that
i used mammoth as it is one of the largest snowfalls i could find, it was nothing derogative against any one it was just stating my opinions on the use of the boards

look if any one knows how to delete threads then can someone please do it for me
Jun 17 2006 5:28AM
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Tclif
Posts: 1559 - Karma: 19
why
Jun 17 2006 4:00PM
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tcross.au
Posts: 239 - Karma: 11
the thread is just wasting time, i made it to show everyone the duret skis but then it turned to an argument because i said they would be great for japan, it is just senseless keeping it here
Jun 17 2006 5:02PM
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