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CTripper
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where are some good spots?
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Mar 18 2003 10:31PM
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seward
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i got a digital safe suckas

store all my merchandice in it


seward backwards is drawes,blackman term for underwear - Lateralis pointing something out that i have never noticed in my 18 years of existence
Mar 18 2003 10:34PM
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SNOWMAN17
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'thats not a bong...its for my schlong'

me: pepsi twist taste the exact same as normal pepsi.
my friend: no it doesnt , it has a twist.
Mar 18 2003 10:38PM
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DFT1080
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wrapped in towel in golf bag.


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Mar 18 2003 10:39PM
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skodeo7
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That is exactly where I keep mine in the summer...
Also: Inside the port-holes of a sea kayak in a case.
In a footon couch (the foldout ones, underneath it is perfect storage, the one I have atleast).
Golfbag is the best though.

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Mar 18 2003 10:41PM
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seward
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depends how big it is

if it is standard size try finding a book that is about the same sive and carve a hole is the pages so when you open the book the bong is there.

just dont spill the water, i spilt in on my fav jacket one time, might as well just burn it cause it was over.



seward backwards is drawes,blackman term for underwear - Lateralis pointing something out that i have never noticed in my 18 years of existence
Mar 18 2003 10:44PM
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SNOWMAN17
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i gotta bong that goes from the 2nd story of my house, out the window onto the front lawn, the community gathers when i lite it up

me: pepsi twist taste the exact same as normal pepsi.
my friend: no it doesnt , it has a twist.
Mar 18 2003 11:00PM
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Detective
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put a lamp shade on it and pretend it's a lamp
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Mar 18 2003 11:32PM
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jon123
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you've been watch'n too much how high reedy, the best thing to do is keep your spot creative and sometimes simple works better the harder it is for you to get to the better hiding drugs is a talent
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Mar 19 2003 5:44PM
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Ds91260
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just like hiding porn is a talent, but i dont have the privelage of having my own bong
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Mar 19 2003 6:25PM
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newschooler14
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I just moved my room around so that its tough to get to one half of my closet is where all my sweaters are and shit. My bong fit perfectly in the sleeve of a sweater and I folded it up all neat and put it in the middle worked perfect. She isnt with us anymore after not making it through a fall from a boat onto the garage floor.RIP

As for spilling bong water I went camping with my friend and we were parking and putting like shit on and she knocked it over and it was still full cause we were about to toke again and it spilled all over the driver seat and reaked like rotten bong water. I guess my mom never smoked out of to many bongs because she just said it smelled bad.

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Mar 19 2003 6:29PM
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mammothpunks
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inside your computer


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Mar 19 2003 6:45PM
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cams
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it's IN the computer?


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Mar 19 2003 6:52PM
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gravitybytes
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used a large tube sock to put over it(if its under like 18') to hide a good amount of the smell, thick wool socks work the best, then just stick it somewhere out of the way
Mar 19 2003 7:14PM
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c_lo
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Yeah I used to hide mine in my sock drawer but my parents found it last week, they gave it back and told me they wern't going to tell me not to do, now i keep it on the bookshelf
Mar 19 2003 7:15PM
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BigPerm
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old computer, disconnect wires and make sure that the computer will not be used again. wrap it up in a towel or carefully place it in.close the computer up.
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Mar 19 2003 7:23PM
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five0
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i was gonna say put a light bulb on top and say its a lamp..buttt nooooo john fricken posted it first....and i havent seen how high so im guessing that idea was in there
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Mar 19 2003 7:34PM
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mammothpunks
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HA - someone in employee housing a few years ago tried to disguise a 6 footer as a lamp, but no one fell for it.


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Mar 19 2003 8:17PM
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SNOWMAN17
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just tell ur parents its a penis pump, they will understand

me: pepsi twist taste the exact same as normal pepsi.
my friend: no it doesnt , it has a twist.
Mar 19 2003 8:21PM
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timbojones
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your mom sucked my bong last night



Timbo Jones isnt even my real name.
Mar 19 2003 8:31PM
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CTD
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computer one is good. big ass speaker boxes work nice, but they usually get checked. inside the arms of couches.






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Mar 19 2003 9:08PM
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What
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on the roof outside, jammed between 2 drainage pipes, keeps it steady and hidden, but i spose not everyone has that available

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Mar 20 2003 1:10AM
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NomenClature
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i put mine on my dresser and if my mom takes it then i proccede to bitch slap her and take it back

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Mar 20 2003 1:19AM
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petek
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put it on a desk, and say it is ure new lamp...











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Mar 20 2003 3:51PM
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lineskier10
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put it in a water tight container and float it in the top part of the toilet
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Mar 20 2003 5:03PM
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rockymountainmilitia
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cut a hole in something and throw it in. I cut a hole through the dry wall in my room and I slide everything in there. I just put a poster over the hole.
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Mar 20 2003 5:07PM
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Lateralis
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i hide shit in the ceiling and i hide my weed in my cd cabinet between cd cases
friend: You want a piece of garlic bread?

me: no thanks,im not a vampire.
Mar 20 2003 5:26PM
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CMUSkiFreak
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go get your own place and you dont have too hide it. damn youngins


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Mar 20 2003 5:35PM
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chris_01
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the best is if you have ceiling tiles in your basement or something, you can push them up and hide all kinds of stuff in there.

it works for bottles of jack so it will be able to support the weight
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Mar 20 2003 6:50PM
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andyrightcoast
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yes! drop cielings fucking rock!
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Mar 20 2003 8:24PM
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pag
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yeash my friend is doing this too
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Mar 20 2003 8:35PM
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chris_01
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also a good thing....
wont work for a bong, but it works nicely for a small piece and stash.
i use a small Puzz 3D london telephone booth, pops apart for easy access and is inconspicuous, can get it for like 8 bucks at toys r us or something like that.
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Mar 25 2003 9:50PM
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Ds91260
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hey i know, make one the lenght of ur staircase and just disguise it as the handrail
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Mar 25 2003 9:55PM
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SNOWMAN17
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hahahaha

me: pepsi twist taste the exact same as normal pepsi.
my friend: no it doesnt , it has a twist.
Mar 25 2003 9:55PM
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mariberries
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hahaha I like the lampshade, inside the computer, and handrail extension...all good.
I'd just leave it on my desk...or put it in my closet.
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Mar 25 2003 10:17PM
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l_KeViN_l
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closet? thats where I stash the ol' double chamber when the rents come down..


'Don't like hesh - Don't like rap - kicked ol' sally cos she fat - I'm a jerk I'm a punk took a shower cos I stunk - smoked a bong killed a cat - had my nuts attacked by rats dad got nude - I wore a thong - for a hobby I make bombs' Tom DeLounge
Mar 25 2003 10:28PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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i think he meant make the whole railing into the bong. That would be nuts.

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Mar 25 2003 11:00PM
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NomenClature
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my mom took my glass bong so i busted out the ol' souble chamber and smoked a bowl during dinner that got me kicked out of the house for a week.
Mar 28 2003 1:08AM
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ECFS-Attitash
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tell your mom its a dildo when she finds it and she will shut up about it

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Mar 30 2003 1:17AM
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godsDun
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get your dresser, take out bottom drawer. there is a space between floor and where drawer goes. place bong (if small enough) there and put drawer back. also wrap your weed in tin foil. it hides all smell, but parents might think it's crack if found.
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Mar 30 2003 2:14AM
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Ds91260
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dude that would be crazy, it would be like 20 ft long, mad rips, ud be fucked up before u cleared it
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Mar 30 2003 2:17AM
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weazelzb
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when ur doing ur girlfriend up the ass, shove it up there. she'll think ur cock is like 5 feet long. and leave it in there until u wanna get high again. just make sure u wash it off before u use it canse it might be kinda poopy.


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Mar 30 2003 11:40AM
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D-rocket
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OOORR if u have oen of those things where u put ur clouthes in it whne u go ona plain ... u could put it in that ... my friend made like 7 bongs and he put them on hi shelf bcuz his mom is retardetdly stooped and he says he like to make things... but he hides his drinks in his ... case where he puts lugagge... do it put ur case thing in ur closet and have blamkets on it thewn put it in

NO one will ever suspect a thing
Mar 30 2003 6:48PM
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l_KeViN_l
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^^^^^ wha???


'Don't like hesh - Don't like rap - kicked ol' sally cos she fat - I'm a jerk I'm a punk took a shower cos I stunk - smoked a bong killed a cat - had my nuts attacked by rats dad got nude - I wore a thong - for a hobby I make bombs' Tom DeLounge
Mar 30 2003 10:03PM
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Drail
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you know those plastic flower turny things? just put one of those in your bong and say it's a vase...

or just leave it and say it's your puffer... you know, the asmah (sp?)

Darryl Hunt

'what else has white stuff that you don't have to suck out?' my girlfriend about why cadbury cream eggs are good
Mar 31 2003 2:11PM
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NomenClature
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it doesn't work for bongs but for small pieces or a stash, unsrew a flash light and take all the bateries out, (has to be a C or D battery flash light) put your shit in a film canister in the middle of the batteries and it hides all smell and the flash light still works
Apr 3 2003 9:42PM
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j.bird
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uhhh... how wuld the flashlight still work if you put film canisters in instead of batteries?
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Apr 3 2003 10:56PM
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lineskier10
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fucktard the flashlight isnt supposed to work, its for holding your shit
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Apr 3 2003 11:32PM
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mammothpunks
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or you can turn your flashlight into a bong. my friend made a nice hittin bong out of a maglight a few years ago.


'I should put my camera on a tripod - its easier to drink beer that way' - dirty steve
Apr 4 2003 2:10PM
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Mattman
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Stick it down your pants,


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Apr 4 2003 8:49PM
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D-rocket
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^^ thats retarded do what i said put it in a luggage holder which should go in ur closet covered by blankets
Apr 4 2003 11:42PM
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