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So apparently toothpaste expires...
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ya i learned the hardway i was using toothpaste that expired in june 2006 and ive been usig it since late may and recently all my shits have been either hardcore diherhia or super constipated i think it has to do wiht the toothpaste but i used it for the last time today so hopefully i wil be normal again
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and unless u ahve the crest whitening expressions liek the cinamon and vanilla things they only give the date on the box it comes in it lasts aobut a year i dont no where i gto this one
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its june now. I don't think it has anything to do with the toothpaste because you don't ingest it, and if you do not enough to make yourself sick. You are dumb
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it just turned to june man. It doesnt explode on the expiry date.
Its just slightly better beforehand.
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oh MAN
imagine if it DID explode in your mouth. like those crackle candy things that fizz like crazy and pop and aaaah so fun.
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if you mean it just expired, i think you'll survive. but you probably mean a year ago, which is probably not the end of the world either
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do you swallow your toothpaste?
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i duno it might who keeps toothpaste for a year they could be liee rounding it and it actully expires liek mid may but who knows, maybe i wil call crest
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they are pop-rocks steph
POP ROCKS
Drink coke and eat them...that will keep you up all night
;p
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.u guys were all supposed to say its ok im sure its the toothpaste and there is nothing wrong wiht your body
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YES pop rocks!! thats them.
really? ok. cuz i really have to stay up tonight.
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wow just wow... you made me laugh
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Pfft. In that movie where they lived in a fallout shelter for like 35 years they had really old toothpaste, and they were just fine. I'm sure that's not what's causing your shitting issues.
Have a nice day everyone. :)
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POP ROCK TOOFPASTE!!!
DIBS!
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yo dude this isn't like giving head, your not suppose to swallow
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hahaha that would be funny shit, like with cereal or somthin
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hahahahh. THat was pretty funny.... what we do not know about every day products.... terrifying.
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You know, the printed expiration date is not a sign as to when it will be bad for you. The date printed on a milk carton is atleast seven days off as required by law for sales purposes. As long as it remains sealed it's fine. As for toothpaste, the expiration date still doesn't mean much. EVERYTHING expires at some point, thats just something that needs to be accepted. Toothpaste is not ingested into your system though, so the expiriation date, however many days or months off it is, does not mean it will make you sick. Its more of a, "This toothpaste will work better if you use it before _________." So, to answer your question, the explosive diarrhea and other weird poops youve been having are more a function of your meals than your dental hygiene. Diarrhea is natural, take dome Immodium AD if its bothering you, that stuff works miracles.
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