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My Opinion on Heterosexuals

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grubix2
Posts: 2628 - Karma: 25
Being heterosexual is SO played out. People really need to start being more original and less "natural". It seems like everyone and their mother is hetero these days. And if you're a rebel, gay is the way to go. You'll definitely get a kick out of pissing off all of those christian fundamentalists. Also you'll never have to worry about knocking anyone up. But thats only if you want to be gay.

Just my two cents.


May 31 2006 1:06AM
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john7elway
Posts: 419 - Karma: 248
So you're gay?
May 31 2006 1:10AM
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Holte
Posts: 10730 - Karma: 7,744
yeah, heterosexuals are gay. -no wait, that's something else.
May 31 2006 1:10AM
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Paul-o-Rama
Posts: 3301 - Karma: 13
hahahaahha
May 31 2006 1:11AM
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zerospinskier
Posts: 4867 - Karma: 350
hahahaha awesome
fuckin heteros!
May 31 2006 1:11AM
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grubix2
Posts: 2628 - Karma: 25
Hell yeah man, I just chose to be gay this morning.
May 31 2006 1:13AM
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john7elway
Posts: 419 - Karma: 248
Im pretty sure its night right now....
May 31 2006 1:23AM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
my friend 1:54am
May 31 2006 1:29AM
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lanks
Posts: 12543 - Karma: 72
heteros are straight up faaags.
May 31 2006 1:38AM
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Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
I hate those fucking breeders. How dare they make babies on an already overpopulated earth?
May 31 2006 2:50AM
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Rosbif
Posts: 2543 - Karma: 930
Fucking heterophobe bastards, why can't you just be more tolerant?
May 31 2006 3:13AM
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JockinJLoads
Posts: 3480 - Karma: 6
being gay is the new black
May 31 2006 9:10AM
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-benedetto
Posts: 5238 - Karma: 1,359
i guess i'll join in :(
May 31 2006 9:11AM
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tBenz
Posts: 900 - Karma: 11
Im looking around this library, and all i can see are heteros

makes me want to dare to be different
May 31 2006 9:15AM
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Schoening
Posts: 14332 - Karma: 1,266
everybody's doing it!.......
May 31 2006 9:15AM
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-benedetto
Posts: 5238 - Karma: 1,359
your gonna get some emo kids now and they're gonna be different and be like gay transexuals
May 31 2006 9:17AM
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mozzy
Posts: 1034 - Karma: 60
Way too many of them in the world- they're all so outspoken about how much they love members of the opposite sex. And all these public displays of affection, gross. . .

*turn irony off*
May 31 2006 9:27AM
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-benedetto
Posts: 5238 - Karma: 1,359
ewwwwwwwwwwww
May 31 2006 10:01AM
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TMswitch06
Posts: 987 - Karma: 11
what the fuck is wrong with everyone in this thread. i mean if your gay thats cool be as gay as you want. but why would you chose to be gay just so you will be labeled as rebelious??? im hoping this is a very sarcastic joke
May 31 2006 10:11AM
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Leckett
Posts: 0 - Karma: 13
alright. heterosexual is what mammals are SUPPOSED to be thats how we are supposed to breed and reproduce to keep our population alive. people can be gay or lesbian if they want its their choice but if you want people to stop being what their are SUPPOSED to be? thats blasphemy to SO many religions. also in the catholic religion, they arent allowed to be homosexual. they believe that god set humanity to be a male and a female together so they can raise a family together. they also do not believe in abortion or adoption.

so if you have such a problem with the nature of man kind maybe you should just kill yourself if you refuse to cope with the rest of the world.

by the way, i am in no way gaybashing.

ill end this with a simple fuck you.
May 31 2006 10:16AM
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-benedetto
Posts: 5238 - Karma: 1,359
obvisously
May 31 2006 10:29AM
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-benedetto
Posts: 5238 - Karma: 1,359
obviously
May 31 2006 10:39AM
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freestyleskiin
Posts: 1598 - Karma: 9
i agree i mean if you decide to be gay to be a rebel than thats stupid but its really something wrong with chemicals in ur mind from what i hear on the descovery channel haha
May 31 2006 11:37AM
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CooksCorner
Posts: 3939 - Karma: 22
nothing new for you though kid.
May 31 2006 12:32PM
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jS.torgeRseN
Posts: 1155 - Karma: 11
i love girls and boys...GnaR!!!!
May 31 2006 12:34PM
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ECgoggletan
Posts: 254 - Karma: 10
hahahahahaha
May 31 2006 1:20PM
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J.Bass
Posts: 1642 - Karma: 24
its sad how gay is starting to become normal.
May 31 2006 1:25PM
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slimbruddah
Posts: 2611 - Karma: 25
Lmao. Right on... I guess lol.
May 31 2006 2:00PM
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Notorious_BLT
Posts: 3401 - Karma: 14
your whole reason of life is to knock up chicks, that is all, continue your bloodline, so you can be gay, just make sure to knock up a few chicks while ur at it
May 31 2006 2:08PM
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parkerhouse
Posts: 2087 - Karma: 11
are you mentally retarted?
May 31 2006 2:20PM
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parkerhouse
Posts: 2087 - Karma: 11
man, you're fucking gay, then again it's the cool thing to do
May 31 2006 2:22PM
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SteveStepp
Posts: 9529 - Karma: 20,646
ewwww there are some heteros in my computer class right now. its disgusting.
May 31 2006 2:30PM
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--Daniel--
Posts: 1248 - Karma: 8
you have inspired me, i am devoting my life now to boycotting vaginas
May 31 2006 2:36PM
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SkiCrzy
Posts: 1211 - Karma: 10
hmmm...
cock
or
pussy
do you really have to ask
May 31 2006 3:50PM
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will987654321
Posts: 2092 - Karma: 15
FIGHT THE MAN!


...by getting with him
May 31 2006 3:55PM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,122
I'm not going to be a part of this new trend to be homosexual i'm starting a new sexuality called jeebo... there hows that.. now i'm not gay nor heterosexual, therefore i win
May 31 2006 4:09PM
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*music4life*
Posts: 184 - Karma: 10
can i join?
May 31 2006 4:11PM
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will987654321
Posts: 2092 - Karma: 15
or, even better... STICKING IT TO THE MAN!
May 31 2006 4:24PM
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Petey.
Posts: 5736 - Karma: 4,881
i get the feeling from this ur gay
May 31 2006 4:34PM
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SkiMN
Posts: 4005 - Karma: 38
Even I picked up on the E-sarcasm there, if anybody takes this seriously they should be...
May 31 2006 4:45PM
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Sashac
Posts: 3197 - Karma: 88
Like South Park!! SO YOU'RE A CRAB PERSON!! AHHHHH KILL HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 31 2006 4:49PM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,122
sure comeon in and join the jeebo sexuality... i'm not to sure as what it means yet... but i know this guy's dont have sex weth other guy's... cause thats a jeebo sin
May 31 2006 5:12PM
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grubix2
Posts: 2628 - Karma: 25
I would like to thank TMswitch06 and Leckett for being dense enough to play into this thread. Just so the two of you know... i am actually straight.

I'm not normally one to call people out but this was too good to pass up. Stowebum absolutely made my day with his (now deleted) thread "My Opinion on grubix2". I was seriously at my desk at work today laughing my ass off when I read it. I can't believe how worked up some people get on this topic.
May 31 2006 5:53PM
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ESB
Posts: 9273 - Karma: 10,647
It's rare to see such idiocy and hostility combined in just one post. Truly incredible. "if you have such a problem with the nature of man kind maybe you should just kill yourself if you refuse to cope with the rest of the world."

But buddy, what if it was also in the nature of mankind for some people to be homosexual?
May 31 2006 6:03PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Have fun with aids man.
May 31 2006 6:07PM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
not only fagtaggers get aids eedeiot
May 31 2006 6:13PM
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wonderbread00
Posts: 135 - Karma: 10
Hey grubix2...

Will you marry me?
Wait fuck that be conforming..
May 31 2006 6:39PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
kind of makes me happy i live in a sheltered community with no gays
May 31 2006 7:45PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
I know, he's talking about not worrying about getting anyone pregnant meaning he's not going to wear a condom. So once again to the maker of this thread, have fun with AIDs.
May 31 2006 8:26PM
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grubix2
Posts: 2628 - Karma: 25
Of course i'll marry you... but i'm not sure what your saying exactly.
Jun 1 2006 12:30AM
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