boy bands/pop music, etc...

one of my best friends wrote a six part series on his hatred for pop music, boy bands, etc... well the first five were lost but i managed to find the sixth one, it was made a while ago but is pretty funny: (sorry for all the spelling mistakes, i don't want to correct the grammar)

The boy band rant
'INTRO: This rant has been a long time in the making. I have been trying to think of some well put together arguments, mixed in with my usuall profanity which i seem to use a lot in these rants, and I didn't want to put this up until it was ready now the thing is this rant can't really end until all pop groups are dead. Not until Mtv and much music and kool fm and all those other crapy all pop music happy boy band bullshit playing fucks die. Now I know no one of any importance in the universe as we know it will ever read this but what ever. im still writing it. what the hell its the off season for bmx right now so i cant go ride. my point is ... boy bands suck and i hope this rant shows that in some way or another and convinces people to start listening to more underground hip hop or punk or whatever. as long as its not not something that really, really sucks ( ie. boy bands, damn boy bands and they're fancy shoes). p.s. i intend to use more profanity then ever before.
What the fuck is wrong with twelve year old fucking bitches. they have to buy god damn fucking boy cds like theyre is no tommorow. and you know wehat that means? the record companies continue to make fucking gay ass fucking boy band cds. if there is somrthing more fake than a boy band i haven't seen it yet. How can they be fucking called a real band. I don't think you should have to audition to be in a band. Bands are supposed to have members with some talent (sometimes even microscopic amounts of talent). but there is no talent in boy bands. Everything is so constructed and false. where they almost have focus groups to decide what clothes to wear. No artistic expression. when the boy band says theyre lyrics are real, well it might be real for the person who wrote it, but i doubt a song about oral sex is something for nine and ten year olds (listen to the lyrics of that b4-4 song). the biggest proof that boy bands are the most repugnant bullshit crap spewing pieces of horse crap, is O-town. Otown = bad. Otown = really gay. they're music is about some dude creaming himself, or a newkids on the block cover. they are more manufactured then japanese cars.
N*sync. What can be said about N*sync. Nsync Nsucks. i hate justin timberlake. that guy has some serious gender issues. hes like a chick with out breast. Im pretty sure he doesn't have a dick, cause if i was engaged to britney i would have done the matress mambo with her quick. I think justin is the one person britney hasnt slept with. then theyre is ... the one with ... fuck it, they are all forgetable. i think has a beard and one looks like a sex offender and then another one has no facial emotions. no im gonna quote one of em from an interview, ' eh, i think that what happened at new york is bad, dying sucks or something i hope azukastan burns for what they did to mayor guilliani or something like that' now try and guess wich one said that. you will be pleasantly surprised, or something.
out of curiosity is the skinny little biatch look hot for chicks cause I'm wondering about that. cause if it is ill cut off my nuts and join a boy band.
ya know, i think might sell out. ill make my own boy band and ill call im em backtown sync. they'll be great, i will have all the classic boy band stereotypical members, the bad boy, the serial killer, the younger one, the cannibal, the white guy who acts like hes from the ghetto, the dead one, it will be awesome. Or not.
On to the geezers of the boy bands, the backstreet boys. damn gambling boozeing bastards. if some had just simply nuked miami, none of this whole bullshit, pop music, boy band crap would have started. no damn computer symphized voices, cheap crappy stripper style dancing and horrible music videos. Now the Backstreet boys have been making the same video they're entire career, singing two songs they're entire career with a few different lyrics thrown in, sometimes. and if one member is in rehab, than the other ones are working on it. fuck them. fuck all pop music. fuck it all to hell. i hope all pop bands get fucked by a big fat lady. like missy elliot. i hate her. cause shes fat. hurray. fuck em. and i'll say it again fuck em. i hope all the members of wave od. soul decision makes the decision for suicide and N*sync is arrested for statchitory rape. ya know its true. hell the oldest they're groupies get is fourteen. creepy. and the members of N*sync meet a nice big angry prisoner named bubba who will make them his bitch.
In closing stop listening to the radio, turn off the tv and go look for the good music. don't do drugs unless they are strong ones. dont do men if your a man, if your a man do women. women do women its all good.
I would like to thank ed the sock for inspiration, satan for long life and a chocolate bar, canadian tire for making cheap shovels to build trails with, haro bike co. and all the ladies fo being fine.
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