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How does one become a hitman?
serisouly. it seems like such a hard job to get. do you approach a gang leader and say im a hitman? where do you get the training? its like you have to be born into it. i dont get it.
choke a bitch, thats about all the training one can receive. or play the video games.
Talk to your careers guidance dude, he'll probably be able to help you out!
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dude the video games rule i cant wait for the 4th one
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turn 18, buy a gun, practice on a tree, then go to your local big business and ask arround. im sure that someone there wants their wife killed.
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talk to soem sketchy looking italians. they will hook you up.
make friends with people who cook meth.
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A lot of hitmen are mercenaries, meaning that they used to be in the army and have a lot of training in being stealthy and firing weapons and killing people, especially like the marines. So maybe become one of those first.
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I think it would be way harder if you were a normal person who wanted someone dead to find a hitman.
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its one of those jobs where they are going to ask you. Asking around will probably bet one after YOUR ass.
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save the life of a mafiaoso getting capped, then cap the guy who tried to ice him. accept the offer of the small time don you saved to join.
do some odd jobs and hits, kill the don and most of your small gang. get a notorious rep for being a badass and get hired by the big timers-free lance as a hitman.
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you gotta put out a classified ad in local papers and soldier of fortune magazine
something along the lines of "mercenary for hire"
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