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How does one become a hitman?

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FuckThePolice
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serisouly. it seems like such a hard job to get. do you approach a gang leader and say im a hitman? where do you get the training? its like you have to be born into it. i dont get it.
May 27 2006 1:52AM
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Calb3rt
Posts: 6005 - Karma: 2,202
choke a bitch, thats about all the training one can receive. or play the video games.
May 27 2006 2:00AM
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Rosbif
Posts: 2543 - Karma: 930
Talk to your careers guidance dude, he'll probably be able to help you out!
May 27 2006 2:18AM
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bahahhaha
May 27 2006 7:50AM
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Petey.
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dude the video games rule i cant wait for the 4th one
May 27 2006 7:53AM
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ecski73
Posts: 840 - Karma: 12
turn 18, buy a gun, practice on a tree, then go to your local big business and ask arround. im sure that someone there wants their wife killed.
May 27 2006 8:01AM
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*Fujative*
Posts: 8554 - Karma: 183
haha
May 27 2006 8:03AM
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Leckett
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talk to soem sketchy looking italians. they will hook you up.
May 27 2006 9:08AM
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ThisAngelicRage
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make friends with people who cook meth.
May 27 2006 9:58AM
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AtomicTweaker
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haha tru
May 27 2006 12:23PM
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Scratch*my*Back
Posts: 8334 - Karma: 160
i'll hook you up....straight up.
May 27 2006 12:23PM
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BusyJohnSohn
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A lot of hitmen are mercenaries, meaning that they used to be in the army and have a lot of training in being stealthy and firing weapons and killing people, especially like the marines. So maybe become one of those first.
May 27 2006 12:28PM
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FuckThePolice
Posts: 2088 - Karma: 17
and after i get out. who do i talk to
May 27 2006 12:29PM
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futurespin
Posts: 2178 - Karma: 168
I think it would be way harder if you were a normal person who wanted someone dead to find a hitman.
May 27 2006 12:30PM
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yeti
Posts: 6335 - Karma: 17
its one of those jobs where they are going to ask you. Asking around will probably bet one after YOUR ass.
May 27 2006 12:30PM
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skogenjake
Posts: 6685 - Karma: 511
save the life of a mafiaoso getting capped, then cap the guy who tried to ice him. accept the offer of the small time don you saved to join.

do some odd jobs and hits, kill the don and most of your small gang. get a notorious rep for being a badass and get hired by the big timers-free lance as a hitman.
May 27 2006 12:33PM
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Chubby.Chaser
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you gotta put out a classified ad in local papers and soldier of fortune magazine

something along the lines of "mercenary for hire"
May 27 2006 12:53PM
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