Dodged the cop

So i was ontop of Lisgar in Ottawa. It was cool. Drinking and shit. But ther ewas this solar pannel on the roof, so me and my buddy Ben decided to try and steal it, or at least move it to the parking lot - so teachers would be like "WTF?!" Anyways, we were about to put it over the last fence when a cop car pulls into the dead end street by the school. So we book it. Ben outside the 12 foot high fence, and Me inside the 12 foot high fence. I hoped that shit without losing a stride. Ben was impressed. Then we hid under a tree for a couple of minutes before going to get out bikes and leaving the scene.

You aren't sure how to spell floor? Shit that's got to be worse than me not knowing how to spell font.

one day i was shooting my pellet gun. i saw this squirrel and my friend was like, 10$ if you kill it. so i take aim and fire. the pellet nails the squirel in the neck/shoulder area. The thing spazzes out and runs into a bush. I go up and the squirrel is having convulsions so i thought "o shit dude, go inside". i go inside and about 10 minutes later i hear a knock on my door. i look through the window and thats right u gueesed it, it was a cop. i think o shit and open the door. we talk a lil and he explains why he was called etc etc. so we walk out back and i told him i was shooting my old shed.he asks if i shot any animals and of course i say no and he says if i was i could get a hefty fine because A.im under 18. B. i need an FDID card. and C. its not squirrel hunting season.so he takes a look around the shed and a mere 7 feet away the squirell is convulsing in the bushes. i was scared shitless he was gonna find it. after he finishes looking around he comes back and tells me my dad has to call the station to get my gun back. as soon as he leaves i run into the bushes and take the squirrel and throw it into a creek. that was pretty intense. haha mind you i was only 12 so i was pretty scared

^ ha, good one, i didnt even know that there was a squirrel hunting season

ive never had an ecounter with a cop
but all ive done is tresspassed a few times and went out on halloween doing some stuff

One time when i was 12 I was biking with a bunch of friends down street and none of had helmets on. The problem with that was the cops were cracking down on the helmet laws and so were just biking minding our own buisness and a cop pulls up to us, a group of abour 8 people without helmets. He rolls down the window, looked at us and said "you guys stay on the right side of the road" and left.. wtf

every weekend me and my friends usually get wasted and go to the park. apparently its illegal to be in the park after 11pm so we go in there anyways and always get chased by cops.. so much fun.. they like drive across the fields chasing us down with spot lights and stuff. Haha i love it how they have nothing better to do in my town

Ahh, fucking cops in Nelson are stupid. They litterally have nothign to do so they just chase drubnks around all night and break up parties.

in like 8th grade we used to go "bombing" we would just get snowballs (when there is no snow, water balloons)throw them at cars and run like hell and we live in a pretty small town so the cops would be after us and it would be like there top priority of the night to catch us,

funny shit

so ur not sure how to spell floor?