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Lifeguarding

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Ruski
Posts: 1872 - Karma: 11
so frustratingly boring that sometimes im just mean and make kids do pushups/crunches, etc etc. makes my day. anyone else have any ideas to keep it interesting?
May 23 2006 9:32PM
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SteveStepp
Posts: 9529 - Karma: 20,646
since when do u have the power to do that?
May 23 2006 9:33PM
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Ruski
Posts: 1872 - Karma: 11
i have a whistle, i have the ultimate power on deck
May 23 2006 9:35PM
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AtomicTweaker
Posts: 2341 - Karma: 16
listen to your ipod
May 23 2006 9:35PM
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Ruski
Posts: 1872 - Karma: 11
i cant have an ipod or cellphone or book.
May 23 2006 9:36PM
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Ddrem
Posts: 894 - Karma: 10
the lifeguards at my pool are bitches... i hate them. dont make kids hate you for being mean. be cool, and make them happy, by letting them be free
May 23 2006 9:36PM
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shrEddie
Posts: 5117 - Karma: 65
^ hes just mad because hes not old enough to swim during break. and im gonna tell every lifegaurd that
May 23 2006 9:39PM
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Ddrem
Posts: 894 - Karma: 10
fuuuccckckkkkk you!!!
what about the smith twins and jamie dot-thon??? you like them? or s-k-o-t the robot, or gay mike
May 23 2006 9:41PM
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Ruski
Posts: 1872 - Karma: 11
^i think im missing something.

but come on help me out ns i have like 5 hours a day of lifeguarding a few times a week to do nothing except sit in a chair. any ideas for entertainment, besides staring at the sun?
May 23 2006 9:58PM
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Albrecht.
Posts: 1535 - Karma: 11
the whistle twirl

i have intense calluses from doing that all summer
May 23 2006 10:55PM
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hiphopopotamus
Posts: 1177 - Karma: 45
trying to get all the rubber off your old tube so it is just this foam thing and yes yelling at kids and making them going into timeout and laugh at them
May 23 2006 11:55PM
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ejoy
Posts: 524 - Karma: 43
Don't involve the public cos your bored, that's mean..

See how many times you can walk round the pool on a shift, that's what i do.
May 24 2006 6:29AM
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hellmut
Posts: 1460 - Karma: 29
If you wear sunglasses you can close your eyes and sleep.
May 24 2006 10:04AM
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jack_weisman
Posts: 2310 - Karma: 169
its mad good for college and it pays decently
May 24 2006 10:19AM
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Dr.Dank
Posts: 1642 - Karma: 51
14 dollars an hour starting from the state in CT
May 24 2006 10:21AM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
uhh play with yourself... haha gotta say thats the only think I can think of.

or maybe DO YOUR FUCKING JOB, and watch what goes on in the pool area. save a life or shit
May 24 2006 10:35AM
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