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Porn in the yearbook

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Rhastaman420
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So we got our yearbooks the other day, and when everyone turned to page 128 we got a surprise...

i guess they did some random interview of this kid, and when they took his picture he was sitting down and he pulled one of the legs of his shorts up and you could plainly see his d-unit.

Worst of all for the kid (a freshman) he has either not hit puberty yet or he was cursed with a tiny dick, so not only is he gonna be suspended and probably expelled, he wont be getting any pussy for all of high school because everyone knows about his "little problem"

I guess people have talked to the yearbook staff and that page was checked by tons of people and none of them noticed, not even the yearbook teacher. When he was interviewed by the Auburn Journal (our local paper) he was quoted as saying "we didnt catch it because we werent on crotch watch"

So basically this kid is totally humiliated and now the school has issued a recall on the yearbooks because since the kid is under 18 it is classified as child pornography. Worst of all EVERYONE who bought a yearbook HAS to return theirs or else they will be charged with possession of child pornography and that is felony in California.

Is this an isolated case or has anyone else experienced anything like this?
May 20 2006 10:10PM
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MartyB
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shut up
May 20 2006 10:10PM
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AtomicTweaker
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BAHAHAAHAHAAAA
May 20 2006 10:11PM
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Rhastaman420
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i swear to god you can look it up

I live in auburn california and i go to placer high school
May 20 2006 10:12PM
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.David.
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Placer.. I went to Granite Bay.. but that was along time ago.
May 20 2006 10:14PM
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Beamer12
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proove it
May 20 2006 10:16PM
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zepscratch
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thats so funny, you should photocopy it so it can haunt him his whole life
May 20 2006 10:18PM
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Timmy_G
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he said shut up.

And no, you dont live in Auburn California, I live in Auburn Ohio, its the only real Auburn.
May 20 2006 10:20PM
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.David.
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^Auburn in Ohio is where Glenn Danzig is from.
May 20 2006 10:21PM
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MartyB
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thats what i thought
May 20 2006 10:25PM
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sn0wbl0w
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rofl...
May 20 2006 10:26PM
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--Daniel--
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there is an Auburn in New York too
May 20 2006 10:27PM
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potatofarmer
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ahahha ummmm...
May 20 2006 10:28PM
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Rhastaman420
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does anyone else find this as insane as i do though? i mean...that pic had to go through about 100 people before it was actually put in the yearbook...i dont see how it wasnt noticed before
May 20 2006 10:29PM
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snoopy
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dick was to small to notice
May 20 2006 10:32PM
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ski_me
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crotch watch.. that slightly made my day.
May 20 2006 10:34PM
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Rhastaman420
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HA! you're probably right
May 20 2006 10:36PM
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Dan.
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damn id just laugh and let it be
May 20 2006 10:41PM
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ski_cartel
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
May 20 2006 10:42PM
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eastAR5
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ahahahahaha that sucks for him
May 20 2006 10:45PM
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Davevinc1080
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o myy funniesnt shit so far. ha whata loser
May 20 2006 10:56PM
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sKILOve07
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holy shit, that would suck!
May 20 2006 11:12PM
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Apple
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hahaha dude... you dont have to give the whole book back, just give them back that page.... I dont see why you would want it anyways.
May 21 2006 12:20AM
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SirFryanator
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there's an auburn in WA I have to pass through it to go skiing.
And that would suck for that kid.
May 21 2006 12:32AM
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Afen
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r u kiding
May 21 2006 12:53AM
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Nivrittam
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no you shut up you fucking noob
May 21 2006 1:28AM
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jackelliott
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I remember for our yearbook the kids who work on it get a lot of pictures to fill space of the seniors from their webshots and stuff, obviously they crop out any beers or anything from the pics, but it seems like every year they would miss like one picture where a kid was blatently holding a beer. my senior year theres a picture of one of my friends blatently holding a 40 in one of the pictures. it was so funny when we wer all flipping through it when they wer first handed out and someone spotted it.
May 21 2006 3:09AM
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Snubluck
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haha, that's awesome.
May 21 2006 5:12AM
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Ahmets_Brother
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ahahaaha
May 21 2006 9:48AM
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Edward.
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i guess it was his
May 21 2006 9:55AM
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.John.
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sucks for that kid
May 21 2006 10:01AM
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.John.
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that's going to follow him everywhere he goes now, even to a new school
May 21 2006 10:02AM
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STACKS
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that is awesome
May 21 2006 11:33AM
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TylerS
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3 more years of hell for that kid
May 21 2006 12:06PM
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juanborlando
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hahahahahahaha
May 21 2006 12:07PM
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Antoine.
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why would the kid get expelled?
May 21 2006 12:12PM
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drewishish
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^ he lifted up HIS shorts.


i saw on MTV once..... these peopole were making a dvd yearbook, with all these videos and stuff. well they put secret passage ways and stuff on the dvd to find new stuff. they put a girl going to a wet tshirt contest in like mexico or somthing.... anyways everyboyd found out adn they all got in a little bit of trouble, adn i cant remember what else happend.
May 21 2006 12:19PM
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Petey.
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lol......chode
May 21 2006 12:22PM
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skiierman
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Hahaha that sucks sooo bad for him. Maybe they didn't catch it because it was that small.
May 21 2006 12:43PM
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Rhastaman420
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He pulled up his own shorts as a joke or something...he even got a lawyer and shit so he could try to prove that it was an accident, but in the pic you can blatantly see him trying to hold back a smile and pulling up his shorts
May 21 2006 1:13PM
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lowtech
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sucks to be that kid
May 21 2006 1:13PM
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timmi
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thats super funny hahahaha
May 21 2006 2:17PM
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caro.dillon
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that would be one of the worst things to happen to any kid.
May 21 2006 2:23PM
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ag.
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that's actually prolly the funniest thing ive ever heard...well i mean thats SUPER shitty for that kid but man...what a retarded yearbook crew.
May 21 2006 2:46PM
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7X
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kids who think that kind of shit is funny deserve to get in trouble.
May 21 2006 2:51PM
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Anathema
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haha, his d-unit. that's awesome. poor kid..
May 21 2006 3:12PM
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TheBigD
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that made my life
May 21 2006 3:18PM
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.nafus.
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haha that sucks for him. last year some kid at my school shit his pants and was so embarassed he left the school, actually the state i think
May 21 2006 3:19PM
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-benedetto
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i don't know about this
May 21 2006 3:23PM
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Rhastaman420
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im gonna try to get the page from the yearbook, and im gonna take a pic of it with my digital camera and im gonna try to post it on NS so you guys will believe me 100% but for now you're just gonna have to take my word for it
May 21 2006 3:51PM
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Rhastaman420
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oh shit ya i forgot about that...
May 21 2006 3:56PM
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