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jack_weisman
Posts: 2310 - Karma: 169
one a camping trip my friend and his girlfriend were fucking and i was outside with some other girl so i went over to the tent they were in and fliped it over off a bank
May 19 2006 11:05PM
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bp.lando
Posts: 9297 - Karma: 1,495
dude your pretty badass
May 20 2006 12:14AM
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BkCountrySkrMO2
Posts: 1642 - Karma: 103
that like the funniest thing i've ever seen, you should have filmed it, did u get the other girl?
May 20 2006 8:13AM
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7X
Posts: 2999 - Karma: 365
fuck that dude, thats realy lame.
May 20 2006 8:22AM
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bighit
Posts: 1178 - Karma: 33
no its not...its not like his bud and his gf were having sex for the first time i assume so that would be fucking hilarious... shit like thats funny with ur friends
May 20 2006 8:41AM
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7X
Posts: 2999 - Karma: 365
w/e i find that immature. i dont know why anyone would want to inturupt sex.
May 20 2006 8:51AM
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yellav
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 1,217
www.gamekillers.com
May 20 2006 8:56AM
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Xave
Posts: 2672 - Karma: 18
Dude i worked out last night, from a squat position, behind your girlfriend...

hahaha some of those are hilarious
May 20 2006 10:27AM
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pmills
Posts: 7162 - Karma: 59
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May 20 2006 10:31AM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
My friend and a girl where making out and doing other activities next to me and another girl (we're just friends. So whenever they would get all passionate with the kissing, we'd pull them apart via the girl's hair. They thought it was funny at first, but the after the next 4 times, she started to get a little pissed off haha.
May 20 2006 11:11AM
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sampsihoyos
Posts: 1939 - Karma: 910
i agree
May 20 2006 11:40AM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
ok. so my freind and this girl where goin at it, and i kinda liked the girl...so i killed them both and had my way with the girls bloody corpse.
May 20 2006 11:53AM
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III
Posts: 2041 - Karma: 22
yeah, that's not a cool thing to do. It sounds like these kids are just jealous because they're not the ones having sex.
May 20 2006 2:47PM
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Nivrittam
Posts: 1667 - Karma: 21
HARDCORE
May 20 2006 2:56PM
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NFproductions
Posts: 1093 - Karma: 12
you're a sick person.
May 20 2006 3:02PM
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-benedetto
Posts: 5238 - Karma: 1,359
i hate cock blocks and the gotta-go-girls

defintion of the gotta-go-girl: you know at the parties when your starting to get real fly with a chick. you know shit starts feeling right and shes feeling you. you might try to make your move soon but then you get interuptted by one of her good friends becasue she wants to leave. so the girl you were about to get with must leave with the fucking bitchly snotty grumpy slutbag.
May 20 2006 3:05PM
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SteveStepp
Posts: 9529 - Karma: 20,646
hahahah! you made it sound so casual hahahah
May 20 2006 3:06PM
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720laxskier
Posts: 2428 - Karma: 5
id be so pissed, right before i was gonna cum, id find you and get you in the face
May 20 2006 4:28PM
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Dr.Dank
Posts: 1642 - Karma: 51
I was going to put that in the "Who has had a good nihgt" (Thats how its spelt) thread, but you beat me to it in this one.
May 20 2006 4:35PM
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scratchskier170
Posts: 443 - Karma: 10
my friend and this one girl wer making out on a couch in a room. i opened the door super quiet (the door is kinda behind and to the side of the couch) and walked over and sat on the couch. they didnt notice until i sat down and turned on the tv
May 20 2006 4:40PM
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Scratch*my*Back
Posts: 8334 - Karma: 160
ppl my age even still interrupt sex...heck even my parents' friends do it.
it's not immature it's hilarious yo.

but yeah you gotta have a video cam present.
May 20 2006 4:47PM
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Dilla
Posts: 6447 - Karma: 106
this girl in my school was havin sex with her boyfriend and her entire family walked into the room, and she was bent over the bed and both of them were totally naked. so naturally, the kid bolted out a window and ran home.
May 20 2006 4:56PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
i'd punch you in the throat if you ever did that to me
May 20 2006 5:01PM
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Mat.
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May 20 2006 5:10PM
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Public_Enemy0255
Posts: 2994 - Karma: 17
^ um
May 20 2006 5:20PM
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jack_weisman
Posts: 2310 - Karma: 169
yeah if i had been the kid getting cock blocked i would have done the same, but it was perfect, the other thing i want to do is to have some really nice chick sitting on my lap and then pee on her and try to make everyone in the room think it was her
May 20 2006 11:01PM
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sKILOve07
Posts: 3482 - Karma: 9
ha yeah.. my thoughts exactly haha.
May 20 2006 11:09PM
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jack_weisman
Posts: 2310 - Karma: 169
kinda looks at if someone is busting a nut tom cruises eye.
May 20 2006 11:10PM
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QuazBotch
Posts: 3908 - Karma: 216
The one with Tucker, Sheila and Caboose.
May 21 2006 12:37AM
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awsomecoolguy
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HAHAHA that was the funnyest thing ever
May 21 2006 12:48AM
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PurpleSkier
Posts: 5634 - Karma: 311
You're cool like R Kelly
May 21 2006 9:27AM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
hahahahahahahahaa oh mnan thats awesome
May 21 2006 9:31AM
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jack_weisman
Posts: 2310 - Karma: 169
just a little bit
May 21 2006 10:30AM
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Timmy_G
Posts: 3735 - Karma: 15
I think he's bullshitting.

what did your friend do? I mean I know he didnt just take that..
May 21 2006 4:03PM
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Rhastaman420
Posts: 331 - Karma: 10
that is the worst idea ever
May 21 2006 4:23PM
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.John.
Posts: 6943 - Karma: 14
so this one time, my friend was making out with a girl on a bench outside a dorm, so we filled a condom with water, so it was the size of a basketball, and we dropped it on them from the ifth floor. good times.
May 21 2006 4:41PM
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grubix2
Posts: 2628 - Karma: 25
my sig
May 21 2006 4:42PM
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Petey.
Posts: 5736 - Karma: 4,881
thats gay, im surprised ur friend didnt beat the ever loving shit out of u
May 21 2006 4:50PM
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*rkp*
Posts: 8198 - Karma: 257
thank you CAPTAIN OBVIOUS
May 21 2006 8:16PM
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Albrecht.
Posts: 1535 - Karma: 11
its kinda confusing for anyone who doesnt follow big east basketball. carls not that big

carl krauser was a starting guard for the University of Pittsburgh Basketball team last year
May 21 2006 10:48PM
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futurespin
Posts: 2178 - Karma: 168
HAHAHA
May 21 2006 10:51PM
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TheBigD
Posts: 250 - Karma: 10
what an amazing story
May 21 2006 10:52PM
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Jessbuff
Posts: 2685 - Karma: 17
best cock block = a really drunk friend. or some fucker that steals your girl behind your back.
May 22 2006 2:58AM
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Scratch*my*Back
Posts: 8334 - Karma: 160
perhaps they are the same person my dear jesse?? :P

man..tonight was a harsh night..

and cock blocks are gay and what was pulled tonight was gay and uncalled for. effing girls and gettin between guys lol
May 22 2006 3:47AM
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jack_weisman
Posts: 2310 - Karma: 169
agreed
May 23 2006 10:20AM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
uhh i find it highly unbelievable that you can flip a tent with 2 people inside and a bunch of other shit too.

dont lie, its just wrong
May 23 2006 10:33AM
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Scratch*my*Back
Posts: 8334 - Karma: 160
if a girl is eyeing a guy i have already eyed i usually say he has an STD
May 23 2006 1:07PM
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shagalabagala
Posts: 2101 - Karma: 10
i thought you never went on that camping trip
are you lying to impress newschoolers with your badassness?
May 23 2006 1:59PM
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CanadianSkiGod
Posts: 2281 - Karma: 10
Eh, I just want this in "My threads" for future use of Tom Cruise getting ejaculated on.

Out of curiosity... it is real? Most probably not, but it would be fucking hilarious.
May 23 2006 2:12PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Yeah it is, he got sprayed on by a joke reporter at one of the premiers for War of the Worlds.
May 23 2006 3:05PM
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DunDunDun
Posts: 989 - Karma: 13
when you see her eyeing up another guy. thats when shit has to go down. haha. get her in a room by yourselfs. if i need to tell you how, you should just disregard this
May 23 2006 3:39PM
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