My friend and a girl where making out and doing other activities next to me and another girl (we're just friends. So whenever they would get all passionate with the kissing, we'd pull them apart via the girl's hair. They thought it was funny at first, but the after the next 4 times, she started to get a little pissed off haha.
Don't take away from me
The only fucking thing
That I learned to believe
I am becoming the monster
You promised to keep out of my way
Now I feel like he's living in me
"oh skiierman with your crazy ideas! you will end the world some day i know you will!" - nomensteven
defintion of the gotta-go-girl: you know at the parties when your starting to get real fly with a chick. you know shit starts feeling right and shes feeling you. you might try to make your move soon but then you get interuptted by one of her good friends becasue she wants to leave. so the girl you were about to get with must leave with the fucking bitchly snotty grumpy slutbag.
oh yeah and one last thing. STOP THE WAR IN UGANDA AND IN DARFUR
my friend and this one girl wer making out on a couch in a room. i opened the door super quiet (the door is kinda behind and to the side of the couch) and walked over and sat on the couch. they didnt notice until i sat down and turned on the tv
formerly known as tahoeskier170
TAHOE.....CALIFORNIA...were better than u guys
a smart monkey never messes around with another monkeys monkey
this girl in my school was havin sex with her boyfriend and her entire family walked into the room, and she was bent over the bed and both of them were totally naked. so naturally, the kid bolted out a window and ran home.
yeah if i had been the kid getting cock blocked i would have done the same, but it was perfect, the other thing i want to do is to have some really nice chick sitting on my lap and then pee on her and try to make everyone in the room think it was her
'they could just as well adopt the baby rather than kill it for just being the creation of some dudes cum and some womans egg, why dont we abort the guy then ?'
-ATLANTASKI, on the topic of abortion
Anyway, a gas station we pass. We got gas, and ran off to get grub.It was a nice little pub in the middle on nowhere. Anywhere woulda been better. I ordered enchiladas and I ate 'em, Ali had the fruit punch.
so this one time, my friend was making out with a girl on a bench outside a dorm, so we filled a condom with water, so it was the size of a basketball, and we dropped it on them from the ifth floor. good times.
Punk/ska cult pm me if you want in
NS bikers, pm me for an invite
Cheap Vodka for pre-game --- $10
Admission to TKE Party --- $5
Large Pizza from Antoons --- $5
Getting Cock-Blocked by Carl Krauser... Priceless
There are some things money can't buy, but for everything else (like like a megaphone to scream "fuck you" at the captain of the #9 basketball team in the country after he piss's off the roomate of the chick who's taking you home) there's debit mastercard... accepted at college campuses around the country.
yeah i was masturbating once and my mom walked in on me and saw everything. it freaked me out when the door flew open and for some reason it scared my into cuming. so my mom saw me cum... _SimonFiller
uhh i find it highly unbelievable that you can flip a tent with 2 people inside and a bunch of other shit too.
dont lie, its just wrong
"What the world doesn't understand," says Craven, still zigzagging through the parking lot, "is that what we don't have enough of is cold, not heat."
Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.
D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
im pretty sure that tobacco resin is poisonous so smoking it through your bong is probably nota good idea -salomonman