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Somehow, I almost picked up a prostitute tonight
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So, I was just at some random park around 8 o clock tonight, playing folf with my girlfriend. We saw another friend there and he was drunk as fuck and gave us some gin. By the time we were leaving, it had gone through me and I needed to piss something fierce. At the edge of the park, I pulled over and went over to an acceptable tree. My girlfriend, trying to be funny got into my drivers seat and started honking at me. It was funny until I saw this woman power walking to my car. I was almost done but I put er back in a few shakes short and payed the price. With piss running down my leg I got to the car at the same time as the woman. I look and this lady appeared to be so methed out it was rediculous. She looks up at me blankely and goes "Oh, I thought she was honking for me." I gave a nervous chuckle and got in my car. The lady power walked away and went into a bar across the street. Fucking weird.
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bahahaa......was she good looking is really the question here
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Haha wow, thats montana for ya, methed out prostitues in family parks in plain daylight!
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Hell no. Her cheeks were so sunken in, and I could barely see her eyes. Wow, so haggard.
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SEE: "this lady appeared to be so methed out it was rediculous."
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awwww come on! Are you honestly trying to tell me you don't like a methed out slut every now and then?!?!?
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so much tighter when their methed out.
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yea the meth scabs turn me on
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so thats what your mother does for a livng.
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wow that was so funny dude like shit man you really got him there. you pwnd him
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i wasnt intending it to be hilarious. its evan, i just like pissing him off.
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cause what he said couldnt have been sarcastic
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its obvious he was being sarcastic. thats why i replied
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You should have found out how much she charged!
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you shoulda got her in the car, drove aroudn with her, killed her and threw her off a bridge wrapped in a blanket
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last december when i was in vegas, i was taking a smoke breack away from the table at the belagio. i stepped out of the poker room and lit my cig. as was standing there smoking this hot girl comes up to me and askes for a lighter. (by the way it is like 5:30 am on a friday morning after playing cards like all night) so i light her smoke for her, an dwe start talking, like normal tourist stuff like were i was from, hong long i was in town, was i winnig. i thinking to my self this girl is fukin hot i cant beleive she is giving me the time of day. but i am married so i didnt try to tak anything past the conversation, when i was done smoking, i told her i needed to get back to my game. as i walked away she whispered in my ear if i ever want some company and handed me a card with a number on it and was told to as for chloe. i kind of looked at her dumbfouned, i had no clue how to react. so i just went back to my poker game.
here is the funny part i gave the card to my buddy that was there with me and we laughed about it. later that night he disappered back to the room for a couple of hours to "take a nap" when i caught up with him later he need to borrow some money, but what always confused me is he was up a good 1300 before he disappeared. he never admittet to anything but i know he bang that whore.
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a couple of my friends did pick up one once and she was drunk and shit they made a video tape it was so fucked up
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you should have had a threesome with your gf and the prostitute
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so you drank, gin, and then drove?
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folf is badass and hookers love badass folf players
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why did she go into a bar? prostitutes dont go into bars.
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Now that I have more time, I shall explain a hilarious story about prostitutes.
So it's haloween night and my friends were planning on driving around filming them smashing pumpkins. They see an obviously hammered prostitute and pull over. At first they kept crawling away and then let she jumped in. The 2 guys in the front made her sit with the kid in the back. She tells them she needs a ride downtown and they tell her they will take her. They give her 3 dollars to show her boobs. Then they tell her to give the kid in the back a blowjob and she does for a dollar. Meanwhile they are videotaping this whole scene. She rips off his pants and gives him a bj, but he stopped after a second. Then they kicked her out and showed the tape to people.
Pretty nasty if you ask me.
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dude, just cuz she said' i thought she was hinking at me', doesnt mean shes a whore....she could have thought ur gf was upset and was talking to her
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wow- that is all i have to say
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hey fuck you buddy that was ME. and I am NOT methed out i am not into that hardshit. just crack.
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yeah me too
i just do it to party
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im glad u chose to describe her as haggard. probably one of my favorite words...
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Are you being sarcastic? But I don't think random meth addicts with big puffy coats and large bags approach random cars looking to help people out.
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when my soccer team was in hawaii my friends dad pulled over and these strippers came up to the car and were looking at all of us and then he asked for directions, and they had this intense look of relif on their faces. it was funny
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HAHAHA THATS SOOO FUCKING FUCKED UP!!!!!!!!!!
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now that's a funny story!
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you shouldve said yeah bitch i want a 3-some. then have her get in the car adn drive her to the police station and watch her trip on everythign trying to run away
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