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canada enters war against iraq
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canada has decided to contribute to the war efford -- they are sending 2 battle ships, 6000 soldiers, and 10 jet fighters. unfortunately, because of the exchange rate, that comes out to be two canoes, a mounty, and a couple of flying squirrels.
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lmao haha good one
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hahaha hilarious,you cant forget the b and a's tho
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hahahahahahaha...but adam let's not forget we're going up there friday. they make kick your ass outta the country. oh wait...that'll happen anyway when your drunk ass starts talking shit about canada. haha
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those iraqis are a bunch of alcoholics,they sit around all day and get bombed
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zing!
good one!
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good on htem, those squirells kick ass saddam arse.
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u forgot about all the beer
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You're just jealous you don't live here. Happy War!
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^HA
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that is pretty funny. statistically tho, canada are the best troops.
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^ our pilots have also beaten the US' best at THEIR 'Top Gun' contest...how does it feel to spend BILLIONS more than us and still have inferior pilots?? I'd say....SHITTY!
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thats hilarious that we have better troops than them.
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great Joke, its from Saturday Night Live though.
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and i love how way back in the fifties we made those avro arrow fighter jets which were soooooo much better than anything the states put out for the next 15 years...but they had to be destroyed because of politics. stupid politics.
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lanks is right becaus eof stupids politics...
candian army kinda sucks I mean equipements but we got well trained soliders :)
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yah fuckin shitty american politicians saying that if the americains couldnt have that technology that nobody could
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gotta love the pointless hate...despite that you seem to want to turn this into some canada us thing, where'd you see that canadians beat americans at that stuff.
fyi whoever said 'hat is pretty funny. statistically tho, canada are the best troops.'
i think you mean canadians are the best troops. i think you're the best troops w/the lowest death rate b/c you guys never fight for anything but stanley cups. gimme a break and take a joke. i told half the canadian kids i know that joke (yeah so it's only like 20) and all of them thought it was funny.
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yeah but i bet our mounty could kick your ass!
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thats a very good joke, i dunno where the rivarly came in
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lol, it got generated talkn about the avro arrow. plus, we wouldnt be here without canada. They pretty much invented the phone, let alone helped spawn the www.
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FUCK. our canos ... are canoes... are caonoos... FUCK. they are cool alright. bitsch! noa imkl jnnot druNK!
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man the US has the best piolets in the world THE BEST. have you heard of the blue angles? yah best piolets in the world right there.
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those are bitchin ass canoes, fuck you vary much
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petek, i'm not being an ass. the telephone was invented by an Italian named Antonio Meucci (not Bell who was an American anyways) and the internet (including web stuff) was started at MIT with someone presenting a paper on non-persistent networking and another MIT paper on packet switching theory. arpanet was formed after that and cern developed the rest (well was funded to) of it. pretty much no other countries but the UK, Switzerland, and those in Scandanavia did anything about it b/c the other countries weren't really lets say interested in that stuff at the time. it was only an attempt to create networks that did not have to have every machine running to work.
stepdad, yeah the blue angels may be nasty, but they don't fight...all they do is train to whiz past each other at mach 6...that'd still make me shit my pants though, but not as much as seeing lempke naked
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actually bell was british, and i said the internet thing because without a phone, how can the www be possible.
But i never heard of that italian guy, maybe its the same story like the filament for the lightbulb was discovered by jackson, not by edison.
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Why do those americans keep crashing all their helicopters, they've crashed like 20 of those Apaches since this war begun. Are they at Bahgdad yet, that's all I ever hear about 'they are almost at bahgdad' for fuck sakes they've been 'almost' at Bahgdad for the last 2 weeks. But ya, I'm heading over in my canoe soon.
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it's the sand dude it goes everywhere...
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ya im not sure how you are saying canadians have the best troops statistically, we have a far better military, period.
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One on one, with the same equipment, Canadians are better.
We beat Americans in war games all the time because you let us use your nice shiny equipment.
In a real war, yes we would be anihilated, but pound for pound, we could hold our own.
That's what he was trying to say, but I know, I know, you're media says that you have the best military in the world, so *gasp*, it can't be true!
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four of our navy seals could take out you're entire military...hehe
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the arguments of canadians actually invented this or that reminds me of somthing funny- if you tell a brazilian that the wright bros were the first in flight they will fight you... they all say it was a brizilian- i cant remember his name, but my friend lived in brazil, and he said they get way aggro over it...
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a long time ago three canadian guys are deciding what to name to give to their country (now known as canada)
so they put all the alphabets in a hat and one guy read them out while another was picking out one letter at a time. When the first guy pulled out the first letter and exclaimed 'C-a', next guy 'N-a', last guy 'D-a'
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isn't the loft usually where guys who're seniors in college take 15 year old girls??? that's how it is on tv and we know tv is always right
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ya. you are right. and the only reason that we (canada) can say we're better 'pound for pound' is because of WWI and WWII stats. but nothing matters, I'd rather not celebrate how we can kill people better.
that's some funny shit adam. especially the part about lempke naked.
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the swiss army would roll over both north american armys.
the reason canadians are better pound for pound is because canadians believe in fewer, but better trained soldiers. americans believe 'the more the better' same goes for cops. i think that made sence
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yeah thats a good one
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Actually if you do some research, the last time there were wargames for black ops, Canada won :D Over MI6 and the american forces. in FACT, the americans caused 1/4 of their own casualties in the urban setting...:P
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american forces think they are the best, which is the difference. because u think that, and arrogance is ure biggest fault.
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i think Americans train there troops to fast and send them out undertrained, i mean look how many times they have crashed driving their own equipment, you could say they were drunk but the only thing they would be drinking would be american beer and that wouldn't do anything
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funny. And a Canadian invented basketball, so
go Canada
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yeah and volleyball was invented in holyoke, mass...the piss hole of america (besides la, new haven, nj, parts of ny, most of the midwest...ok the list keeps going on).
in either case, the swiss army could probably whoop everyone...they never go to war, but last time i was at the zurich airport they had cops walking in pairs w/one carrying an automatic and each carrying a 9mm semi and the runway had 3 armored cars w/rotating turrets on them. i'm sure there were more, but either way i wasn't gonna fuck w/them. i just bought my porn and beer being 16 at the time and enjoyed the fact that the laws there weren't made by dipshit politicians
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and cool swiss army knives
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ya man, our squirells are gonna kick some serious ass along with our mounty and you'd better watch out for our canoes they're fucking stealth
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'yeah and volleyball was invented in holyoke, mass...the piss hole of america (besides la, new haven, nj, parts of ny, most of the midwest...ok the list keeps going on). '
FUCK YOU ADAM IM FROM HOLYOKE, lol
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'yeah and volleyball was invented in holyoke, mass...the piss hole of america'
its true! holyoke is the piss hole of america. i live in holyoke, MA. i once wrote a song about it called 'shit town usa' since it sucks so bad. holyoke is probably the worst place i have ever been to, ever. and i have to live here.
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the last time Canada beat the US or Europe in a Top Gun Competition was in 1996 and the Canadian barely beat out the US. Plus the competition was unfair anyways cause the US was competing with F-15s and F-16s with are not as superior at the F-18s, which the Canadians used. Had they used planes of equal onset then the US would have won because they only lost by a few points with less superior aircraft. fuckin canucks.
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I dont get why its such an issue of pride to say 'oh well we're better pound for pound than the US because of better training.' well I guess that if you gave the Iraqi Republican guard the same equipment we have theyd kill us too. But, there is a reason why we have that equipment, and the power that we do, and Canada doesn't. Its like well i weigh 100 pounds and Im a great boxer and if I was 180 I could take on Roy Jones Jr., but see not everything is fair though so as many top gun fights the Canadians win they still wouldnt be able to legitimately contend with the United States military.
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