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Why i dont play lacrosse

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philipc
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http://media.putfile.com/Brutal-Defense

May 6 2006 12:39PM
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Eazy_Eags
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thats WHY i play lacrosse
May 6 2006 12:40PM
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Dr.Dank
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Thats why I play lacrosse also. A bunch of penalties though.
May 6 2006 12:45PM
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campbell90
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haha that guy got quite the beating. "freight train alert!" hah.
May 6 2006 12:46PM
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CKpolicy
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i played attack.
May 6 2006 2:02PM
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CKpolicy
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what league is that? the d would be called for slashing, and the short stick would def get flagged. you cant take more than 3 steps into a hit, and your fists must be together or else its a cross check.
May 6 2006 2:11PM
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alev
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^thats MLL i think, and yea thats def a slash. i play and that would def be a big penalty in high school

hahah shit ive never seen any defense like that before

thats two slashes, a hold and a cross check
May 6 2006 2:26PM
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BillyGoteMan
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yeah MLL is sick
May 6 2006 2:45PM
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PimpDaddySkier
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that fucker got JACKED UP, you dont see many of those big hits in the mll though
May 6 2006 2:48PM
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rightcoastskier
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DAMN he got rocked
May 6 2006 2:55PM
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asac
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Do you hear that? Off in the distance, beyond the hills? It sounds like the whistle of some perverted train. You can hear the indistinguishable cry of pain and torment with the blow of each and every whistle. Even from here you can recognize the manic cries that its passengers shriek...as if providing us with some sort of hopeless warning. Gather the children and deadbolt the doors. The worse case scenario is herethe pain train is coming to town.
May 6 2006 3:55PM
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Anathema
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haha, you can't take a baseball swing at a guy with your stick! you're allowed to chop, but thats it. man i woulda got up and drilled that guy in the kneecap
May 6 2006 4:05PM
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[lineskier]820
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i play defense as well, i can be entertaining
May 6 2006 4:05PM
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Capt.Flannel
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If you had gotten up.
May 6 2006 4:05PM
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CooksCorner
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MLL blows, like what the fuck is a two point line...NCAA D1 championships is where its at.
May 6 2006 6:21PM
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MADmidwest
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i only know one school in michigan that has a lacross team and it's not mine
May 6 2006 6:24PM
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eastcoastshittay
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exactly why i do play lacrosse...
i play defense, so fun
May 6 2006 6:29PM
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MADr.
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thats why i play goalie, i only do the hitting and dont recieve any.
May 6 2006 7:11PM
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jimmychung
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haha oh man, reamed.
May 6 2006 7:19PM
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eastcoastshittay
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last time i checked, goalies take shots. id rather get hit than take shots.
May 6 2006 7:21PM
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steezy_1_piece
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I know its the best sport ever
May 6 2006 7:22PM
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k2yeags
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agreed
May 6 2006 7:26PM
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Dr.Dank
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Today at our game they were clearing the ball and right on our wide of the bench like five yards in, a kid caught the ball. I thought, thats going to suck.(just the way he caught it made me know he was going to get knocked the fuck out) Then out of no where, a streak of red (our color) comes into my field of vision and everything slows down. He puts his shoulder down and sends the kid flyin. The kid's legs went above his head and along with everyone else, I flinched. Then I couldn't stop laughing.
May 6 2006 8:17PM
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[fisher]
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Thats WHY I play lacrosse, ur just a fucken pussy
May 6 2006 9:27PM
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~freeskiacutie~
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its okay.
its only hurts for a little while.
May 6 2006 9:31PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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i bet you were never in a situation like that
May 6 2006 9:32PM
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teamjib
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haha same here
May 6 2006 9:33PM
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eastcoastshittay
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yeah so...im assuming youre a girl...girls lacrosse isnt a sport, you dont get hurt...
May 6 2006 9:34PM
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potatofarmer
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lacrosse=the shit
May 6 2006 9:37PM
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thedutchmayn
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dude shut the fuck up. seriously did anyone else say anything like that. and i doubt the creator of this thread is a pussy, he probably just doesnt liek lacrosse. and if your gonna say i dont play lacrosse, i did/ i played lacrosee, and hockey which is also pretty brutal. i got my knee almost literally torn off in hockey.
May 6 2006 9:47PM
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freestyleskiin
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another reason not to play LAX

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May 6 2006 9:54PM
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Ddrem
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he got whomped.
i have felt similar pains as that while laxing. i feel his pain, and wonder why i play this sport
May 6 2006 10:05PM
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Ericpbp
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haha your funny. SIKE!!
May 6 2006 10:56PM
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Dr.Dank
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Why dont you just shut the fuck up. You lock your door at night because you're afraid of me. So unless you want to tell our dad like usually. SHUT UP
May 6 2006 11:03PM
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Ericpbp
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you dont even play lacrosse, you just watch it, you might be on the team but sitting on the bench the whole game doesnt count as playing lacrosse.
May 6 2006 11:05PM
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BigJew
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yes
May 7 2006 1:25AM
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Dilla
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my thoughts exactly.
you wouldnt be asying that shit if that happened to you
May 7 2006 1:30AM
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*freeskierpj*
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Holy shit dude.
May 7 2006 1:50AM
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slice_of_mustard
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team sports can suck my dick
May 7 2006 2:54AM
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duckfest
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no they suck my dick cus it is more vilumptuose
May 7 2006 8:36AM
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[fisher]
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actually i have, i play attack, and i play long pole, its such an adreniline rush, i bet u play basketball or soccer, if you get hit u start to cry
May 7 2006 9:22AM
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The_Wasp
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exactly who doesnt love violence
May 7 2006 9:51AM
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philipc
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Or maybe you just suck at life
May 7 2006 4:43PM
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fuzz.
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no MLL is sick the NLL indoor shit with the goalies with like the huge gay ass pads blows...
May 7 2006 4:47PM
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MADr.
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taking shots doenst hurt after you get used to it.
May 7 2006 4:50PM
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skogenjake
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i fucking love this sport
May 7 2006 4:53PM
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ItsPhil
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thats why i switched to midfield when i got to college...attackmen get rocked
May 7 2006 6:45PM
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rossiscratch04
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i wish i played lacrosse
May 7 2006 6:53PM
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seemeski
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Yesterday at my game, the goalie on the other team ran after one of our attack men and pushed him from behind into a dirt pile just outside the corner.
May 7 2006 6:55PM
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knal
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thats why i play defense
May 7 2006 7:25PM
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eastAR5
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am i the only one who thinks lacross is gay

like i dont hate on it cause i have lots of friends who play but when i see kids tossing ball back and forth and cradeling and talkinga bout their shafts doing all this shit it pisses me off for some reason
May 7 2006 7:28PM
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