weird ass phish lyrics

yeah, all phish lyrics are like that. its funny.
my favorite tho is...

'give the director a serpant protectar, a mudrat detector...ect ect ect.










theres a natural mystic flowing through the air if you listen carefully now you will hear. its the first trumpet calling. might as well be the last. many more will have to suffer many more will have to die dont ask me why. things are not the way they used to be.

the lyrics from contact
-Chris Peck

that song is the greatest

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''...ride away clean and smiling, and taunt the rail by waving around your middle finger at it. (Note: if you have mittens on then it's important to take them off before preforming this procedure.'' -Boyd Easley (on rail sliding)

beat this : The lyrics from weigh:

I'd Like to cut your head off so i can weigh it. Whatdo you say. 5pounds, 6 pounds, 7 pounds.

I'd like to go to your house and gather all your razors, and pick off all the prickly hairs so i can weigh them. What do you say. 5pounds, 6 pounds, 7 pounds

i like to gather all your friends and smush them into a small swimming pool so i can weigh them, What do you say. 5pounds, 6 pounds, 7 pounds


Why weigh on a sunny day, so much to do so why o why weigh, on a sunny day, etc. etc...

I'd like to hear my options so i can weigh them What do you say. 5pounds, 6 pounds, 7 pounds



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''...ride away clean and smiling, and taunt the rail by waving around your middle finger at it. (Note: if you have mittens on then it's important to take them off before preforming this procedure.'' -Boyd Easley (on rail sliding)

and a bum is what you are when you go out to your car and its been towed!

haha yea that weighed song is a trip... more lyrics!

'my room is round when i lay down, when i wake up its square'

i dont if these lyrics are right, but its for lengthwise, it goes something like this

'when your around i sleep vertical, and when your not, i sleep di-a-gonally'

hahah weird shit...


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www.canonskiboards.com

yea they are all written by this guy who works in a fucking brokerage house by day...rediculous

Sahid: I know how it is
Sahid: you country bumpkin people don't have much going on...lets not lie
Then I said...: no that is true
Then I said...: we just stick to bumpkining

I like the lyrics from first tube....

(har har har, bad joke, I know)

-Andy

I am God... Please feel free to take a number, I'll be right with you.

i dunno about everybody else, but the tequila one makes perfect sense to me.
he turns to tequila so he can drink away his problems, and then the mexican friend is the tequila, cause it is mexican

PHISH>

holy old ass phish thread. reba has to take the cake.

(Anastasio)
© Who Is She? Music, BMI

Reba sink a boulder in the water
Reba tie a cable to a tree
Reba stuck in a game of lipstick perfume flypaper
Reba press a razor to a slide cross a needle with a prune

Knee deep in the motel tub
Reba dangle ladle form her lip
dip
sip
Reba babble to the nag with the lipstick perfume
mutter to a farmer in a truck

Take a peek at the cheetah, Reba
cheetah on the prowl in a cage
sink a boulder in the water
tie a cable to a tree

Mutter "nature" to the nag
with the lipstick perfume
Reba flush a fleshfarm leftover
thunder in a circle
down the pipes

Bag it
Tag it
Sell it to the butcher in the store

Reba put a stopper in the bottom of the tub
picked up a jar unscrewed the top
and watched it drop into the water

A little scoop of plaster mix
some coffee grounds and mud
and then she stirred it with the ladle
that her Grandmother had bought her
threw in a pot of melted wax
a forefoot and a hoof
apple core, worms galore
and a can of some corrosive

coconuts and chloroform
some wicker and some cork
Toxic waste, some purple paste
she hoped was not explosive

Reba dip a ladle for a taste of her creation
and she knew that what she make
would be the finest in the nation