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bucknasty
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alright as you guys know ive had many questions about me and my girlfriend..im still with the same girl and she wants to make our relationship more interesting..weve been seeing each other on and off for about 2 years..so today i goover to her house and she tells me she has a serious question..i figured it would be about how she thinks we should only be friends..i am proved totally wrong..we sit down on the couch and she proceeds to say that she loves having sex now but she thinks we need to "spice" it up..she said that i can fuck her whenever and wherever i want from now on and get to have a 3some if i agree to one thing. now all of this sounds great to me so im eager to say yes, this doesnt sound like something that happens to you very often. well her question is that if i agree to her, she gets to fuck me in the ass. i dont know why she wants to or what she would even do it with. im assuming her dildo but im not really for it and i dont know how long it would last. i asked and she said until she gets off, which could be 10 minutes or 2 hours. so im in quite a predicament. i think i love her and i would do ALMOST anything for her. so heres the question ns...should i please her and let her fuck me in the ass ONCE, or say no, which wouldnt kill the relationship but i wouldnt get sex whenever i want. thanks to all of you who respond seriously
Apr 18 2006 11:42PM
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JockinJLoads
Posts: 3480 - Karma: 6
this man knows what hes talking about
Apr 19 2006 1:39PM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
convince her that shes pretty dykish for wanting to do that. just be like "instead of you fucking me in the ass, can't I just fuck you in the ear and we'll call it even?"

that outta scare her out of it.
Apr 19 2006 1:40PM
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snowforblood
Posts: 1861 - Karma: 16
Finding something really hard to bite on, you pussy

sack up!
Apr 19 2006 1:41PM
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philipc
Posts: 6651 - Karma: 1,286
10 minutes of torture

for many nights of pleasure.....
Apr 19 2006 1:42PM
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snowforblood
Posts: 1861 - Karma: 16
OH GOD! I FOUND IT!

Here is what you do...

You let her fuck you in the ass, and as soon as it is over, you say "Okay baby, now I get to skull fuck you!" So you take the rock hard boner you got from being boned in your own ass, and you ram it right in one of her eyes, repeatedly, until climax.
Apr 19 2006 1:46PM
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robbieA
Posts: 1371 - Karma: 30
there was this kid at my school who was havin sex with this chick, who was pretty hot...she goes can i stick this marker in ur ass?...he lets her do it...it somehow got out and now his nick name is crayola

moral...u better get that chapelle sex contract thing that she signs that says she doesnt tell anyone or u might get a funny nick name too
Apr 19 2006 1:47PM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13042 - Karma: 18,256
Blahahahahahhahahahahah
OWNED!
Apr 19 2006 3:17PM
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guillermolongjon2
Posts: 648 - Karma: 10
so have u made your decision yet?
Apr 19 2006 5:54PM
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hurrisun
Posts: 6284 - Karma: 49
maybe its all a joke and after she does it shes gonan dump you so say lets do ur thing for a bit then u can fuck me in the bum
Apr 19 2006 5:57PM
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Poormansvault
Posts: 427 - Karma: 10
The one problem I see is that as fun as 3somes would be, they could potentially ruin relationships. I might give it a shot; it will be a little wierd but you won't know how it feels until you do it. Just don't tell anyone.
Apr 19 2006 6:30PM
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throwswitch
Posts: 467 - Karma: 10
seriously if i was you id do it. if it were only a one time thing, how bad can it be, and its not like its a guy fucking you... then you can just reap all the benefits with the 3somes and sex on demand. i would have to say go for it
Apr 19 2006 7:00PM
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madtownfreestyle
Posts: 841 - Karma: 53
i still dont see why she would want to do that to him...thats not how it works
Apr 19 2006 8:38PM
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potatofarmer
Posts: 2020 - Karma: 13
gahahaha,now I know about it, and will dodge, and alek, and dan leaman, and grott, and jim, and Konderwich
Apr 19 2006 9:18PM
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milkdud951
Posts: 960 - Karma: 21
other than truly repulsive things like using vomit or assjuices, taking in it your poopshoot is one of the worst ways to spice up your sex life. Dont do it, shes obviously horny as fuck and will let u have sex anyways.
Apr 19 2006 9:28PM
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back_woods
Posts: 1579 - Karma: 10
what a thread
Apr 19 2006 9:33PM
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snowforblood
Posts: 1861 - Karma: 16
dude seriously let her fuck you in the ass then you can skull fuck her
Apr 19 2006 9:35PM
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MADmidwest
Posts: 1278 - Karma: 15
i wonder if it hurts that much. maybe she is going to tell everyone that iu got reaped. Can u trust a bitch
Apr 19 2006 9:43PM
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SkiFakie614
Posts: 541 - Karma: 10
Funniest thread I've seen in a while... by far, hahahaha.
Apr 19 2006 10:25PM
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wdbo.
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Apr 19 2006 10:52PM
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k2yeags
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this guy is making great points! i'd have to agree
Apr 20 2006 12:16AM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
oh man this made my day... we are serious and she wants to fuck me in the ass, oh classic.

go be the bitch dude
Apr 20 2006 7:12AM
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Annabelle
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ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY DO IT YOU FAG
Apr 20 2006 8:49AM
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Ahmets_Brother
Posts: 20283 - Karma: 5,931
fuck that man.... just go to tell her then when she asks her decision just fuckin go at it like a wild guerilla. thatll spice it up without the dildo shit. exit only.
Apr 20 2006 10:15AM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
it wont just be 1 time, soon you will be the one taking it everynight. have fun homo
Apr 20 2006 10:18AM
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Ahmets_Brother
Posts: 20283 - Karma: 5,931
or tell her she can do it, then when she has the dildo and shti ready just turn around and pee in her eye
Apr 20 2006 10:22AM
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Lax_Bro40
Posts: 5166 - Karma: 18
SOOOOOOOOOOO nick whats ur decsion
Apr 20 2006 10:26AM
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andrewg
Posts: 4746 - Karma: 18
dude, dont take is up the ass. thats just wrong.
Apr 20 2006 10:27AM
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back_woods
Posts: 1579 - Karma: 10
Nick Courtens eh? Regardless of which way you decide, Mr. Courtens, I seriously suggest that you work on keeping a low profile. And if you're in highschool, make sure you dont break up with that girl till your LONG gone

Good Luck Nick
Apr 20 2006 10:35AM
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dan1080
Posts: 1293 - Karma: 913
keep us posted man whats your decision?
Apr 20 2006 10:41AM
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bucknasty
Posts: 984 - Karma: 18
how do you know me?
Apr 20 2006 8:53PM
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FreeWilley
Posts: 464 - Karma: 134
i know this kid personally and he is not getting layed anytime soon....this sounds so made up especially since i know u...but goof troup, if u r not bullshitting everyone, bang her first and then when she wants to have her joy ride down the hershey highway, tell her hell no bitch...she might be screwing with u if she goes first by not letting you bang her afterwards...tell her she can do it afterwards and have your fun...honestly screwing her once would be MUCH better than loosing your ass...other thing is how hot? is she even worth it? post a pic and we'll be the judge
Apr 20 2006 11:27PM
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bucknasty
Posts: 984 - Karma: 18
no this sint made up man..i kinda wish but this is a real question, as all of my questions have been. thats why i ask them on here, becasue theyre hard to answer and i just like second opinions. but yes i think shes hot. im not gonna post any pics of her becasue i dont want any of you who know me to see her and say shit about this to her. but whether shes hot isnt the question anyway. i think im gonna probably let her do it, becasue when and if i do none of you will ever know if i did or not. it cant be thattttttt bad and i like her a lot so i guess she wins. tough luck right
Apr 20 2006 11:54PM
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fizzlefry
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yeah man.
Apr 20 2006 11:57PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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At least if you ever go to jail it won't be that bad.
Apr 20 2006 11:58PM
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duhamelski
Posts: 3842 - Karma: 192
i would base ur desision on the size of the dildo. like if it is tiny then a scepticle maybe, but if it is big than fuck no
Apr 20 2006 11:59PM
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Arabian.
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Do it. Its not gay until a guy pumps you in the ass. Besides, anal stimulation is not the sole factor in determining if your gay or not, and in fact, i'm sure you would let here stick a finger up your ass and you'd like it. THats because the male "G-Spot" (yes it does exist folks) is located near the prostate gland and can be reached through anal stim..
Apr 21 2006 12:01AM
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juanborlando
Posts: 3598 - Karma: 2,538
haha goof troop! if u take it up the ass u ll get even more shit at ms then u used to. hahahaahaha
Apr 28 2006 7:09AM
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AtomicTweaker
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id go with this guy
Apr 28 2006 7:14AM
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n-o
Posts: 3457 - Karma: 41
just take it in your ass man its not a big deal cause it isnt a dude and it aint a real dick. id do it for a threesome. and im not gay
Apr 28 2006 8:02AM
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soulskier
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might as well
Apr 28 2006 8:07AM
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robbieA
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did u ever end up reaching a decision?

Jul 20 2006 2:07PM
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DunDunDun
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umm
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she is obv. playing with your mind. whenever and whereever. umm no. she will obv. say no sometime. dont do it you fag. and if you two are oh so in love then you should be fucking her everywhere and anytime already.
Jul 20 2006 2:44PM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
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shes gonna break up with u right after
Jul 20 2006 4:07PM
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StealthSteez
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No its not. if your g/f is that horny you will still get sex all the time. You just wont get your 3some.
Jul 20 2006 4:25PM
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prosnurfer
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ok man im gonna tell it to u straight, getting something put in ur butt feels really fucked up. it dosent feel good at all. and im only talking about a finger or 2. a dildo would prob be a big shock to ur virgin ass. iv had a doctor put her fingers up my ass befor i got my appendix out and ill never have it happen again.if i was u and i really decided to go for it, id blaze a few befor or take some mucle relaxer so it dosent feel as bad. im just lettin u know how it will feel if it happens. good luck with this one and be preapred.
Jul 20 2006 6:37PM
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cork13
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one word.

blackmail.
Jul 20 2006 6:44PM
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DDrem.
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i wouldnt. when you lose your anal virginity, you lose your soul. do u wanna live the rest of life knowing that happened. plus, what if she later on decides to leave. you did all that for the girl you thought you loved. if she loves you, then she wouldnt if u asked her not to. and once she does it once, shell want to do it more and again.
Jul 20 2006 7:04PM
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SteezePatrol
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UPDATE
Jul 20 2006 7:07PM
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holyDINOSAURS
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this man is quite smart. i dont think it really is as big a deal as you people make it out to be, plus, one night and morning of anus pain < the rest of your relationship of kinky sex games etc.
Jul 20 2006 7:52PM
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SteezePatrol
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lets get the update
Jul 20 2006 7:54PM
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