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FINALLY GOT LAID

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bucknasty
Posts: 984 - Karma: 18
finallyyyyyyy guys..after all my tries and all ur help it finally went down..last night and i lasted for like 35 minutes too...she said she loved it so i think im doin pretty good now!
Mar 13 2006 9:38PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,141
Notice to all: I deleted Anathema's post because I'm a mod!
Mar 13 2006 10:43PM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
I say yes
Mar 13 2006 10:44PM
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KRASHED
Posts: 7803 - Karma: 466
BAHHAHAHAHAHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, wow your a dick, remove mine I wanna be special!
Mar 13 2006 10:45PM
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BobYohan
Posts: 3001 - Karma: 375
congrats man. good to hear the first time went so well, for many its pretty awkward.
Mar 13 2006 10:47PM
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Aenigma
Posts: 11256 - Karma: 424
I love bucknasty's threads, they always make me feel so much better about myself(no offense....).
Mar 13 2006 10:48PM
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DuncanK
Posts: 1040 - Karma: 2,634
Alright, i agree with the other comments about losing the hair, but dont stick it in her but...i mean if she doesnt have enough self respect to trim, than when you take your dick out of her but, your going to have a poopy dick
Mar 13 2006 10:49PM
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InfernoHits
Posts: 4755 - Karma: 192
haha congratulations, but wasn't it not as good as you thought it would be. Sex is advertised by everything. I thought it;d be AMAZING, but I mean it was good but a little bit of a let down
Mar 13 2006 10:51PM
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bmxican_89
Posts: 2617 - Karma: 23
that wouldnt be a good thing...in case anybody was wondering
Mar 13 2006 10:56PM
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bmxican_89
Posts: 2617 - Karma: 23
maybe he was peeing blood before and it hurt, but now it just hurts.
Mar 13 2006 11:14PM
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poncho
Posts: 1573 - Karma: 23
no kidding fuck.

but im almost 80% sure he was being sarcastic.
Mar 13 2006 11:15PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,141
Maybe he had no feeling in the lower half of his body... and then it hurt to pee... and he was like "I FEEL IT! IT HURTS! I HAVE FEELING AGAIN!"
Mar 13 2006 11:17PM
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Crow
Posts: 1525 - Karma: 10
Good idea, when did you become a mod?
Mar 13 2006 11:19PM
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1440ski
Posts: 2049 - Karma: 1,110
I sure hope he did 17 is a little to young to be a father in my eyes.
Mar 13 2006 11:24PM
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fappy
Posts: 2960 - Karma: 15
hahaha yes yes yesss
Mar 13 2006 11:33PM
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Schmitz
Posts: 4272 - Karma: 103
next time you scew put up a webcam ns would appreciate it
Mar 13 2006 11:50PM
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XxLibertYxX
Posts: 1452 - Karma: 28
thats sweet that you got laid but if you needed help from people on NS to get laid, i way sorry that thats what it took... but congratz man..
Mar 13 2006 11:52PM
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N.Skinner
Posts: 1512 - Karma: 19
bend her over the kitchen counter while given it to her up the ass....that would be a good compromise eh?
Mar 13 2006 11:53PM
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JockinJLoads
Posts: 3480 - Karma: 6
thats weird man
Mar 13 2006 11:58PM
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zerospinskier
Posts: 4867 - Karma: 350
how could u actually do a girl in the ass. i just dont see how i could actually do it. i mean it gives NO pleasure to the girl, and its her fuckin ass! thats wrong! is pussy, titty fuckin, and blowjobs not enough!?!?!
Mar 14 2006 12:04AM
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N.Skinner
Posts: 1512 - Karma: 19
some girls get pleasure from the ass
Mar 14 2006 12:06AM
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Arabian.
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 54
jea, there are like 20 anal orgasm spots.
Mar 14 2006 12:10AM
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k2yeags
Posts: 2320 - Karma: 27
i don't know about you but i don't want poop on my dick.

then people could call me shit dick
Mar 14 2006 12:23AM
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pwallstreet
Posts: 1627 - Karma: 41
hahaha
Mar 14 2006 12:30AM
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Forum*
Posts: 3455 - Karma: 10
Congradz, so where's your bicycle at? Still riding it to her house?
Mar 14 2006 12:37AM
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prophet
Posts: 4734 - Karma: 1,007
like billionaire Anurag Dikshit
Mar 14 2006 1:20AM
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SmoKinSkier
Posts: 5501 - Karma: 20
Honestly then u really arent doin it right or with the right girl...It never really gets old and i do it with the same girl everyday u just got to make it fun and exciting not amp it up like u r doin!!
Mar 14 2006 1:23AM
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lastxlight
Posts: 1611 - Karma: 10
There are lots of pleasure points in the ass, not to mention its really close to the vagina so alot of similar nerve areas




idiot
Mar 14 2006 1:23AM
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TheStamos
Posts: 9311 - Karma: 910
Bullshit. there is no fucking way you went that long. yeah haha 35 minutes is actually 4 and your say your dong is 8 when its actually 3. This kid fucks in Ratios.
Mar 14 2006 4:16AM
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reggyboy
Posts: 1608 - Karma: 13
i wa 15 on my first time an i lasted longer than that round 40 mins from memory
Mar 14 2006 6:27AM
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tBatt
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 580
whoa we got the smae b-day, some chick imed me saying she loves me. i dont know wheather its cause se wants a hat (she just found out i crochet,0 if it was cause its my b-day or if she just wants me to put it in her ass
Mar 14 2006 6:48AM
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SIX-SOLDIERS
Posts: 719 - Karma: 11
ahahahahahaahahahhah this thread is funny......if you put it in her ass you have a 15 to 1 chance of getting AIDS hows that ratio for you mother fucker
Mar 14 2006 10:22AM
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Timmy_G
Posts: 3735 - Karma: 15
Too bad The Goof Troop lives out here by us... I hang out with them all the time.
Mar 14 2006 10:47AM
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Timmy_G
Posts: 3735 - Karma: 15
Bucknasty prolly got all his confidence up too. He thinks he is now the shit for getting banged and can go bang any girl out there with his smooth talking skills.
Mar 14 2006 10:50AM
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KEVTRON
Posts: 3544 - Karma: 1,171
haha yeah thats hilarious^
Mar 14 2006 11:53AM
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Ski-hobo
Posts: 7121 - Karma: 15
ha, your welcome
Mar 14 2006 12:32PM
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grubix2
Posts: 2628 - Karma: 25
NS has really achieved its lowest point. I mean honostly. I have such a hard time imagining that this kid is for real. How much of a tool are you, when you're either an older junior or senior in highschool and you need to ask a website full of mostly of kids in their mid teens about how to get laid... with your girlfriend no less (from what the situation sounds like). I expect stuff like this from my 15 year old brother when I come home from college.

And they move straight from kissing to fucking? Grow some nads dude. Stick your fingers down her pants and turn her on or something. whats the worst she's going to say? "No". I've never been with a turn that got really mad and left when she said no, and i didn't continuen to advance.

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Mar 14 2006 12:51PM
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dandoy
Posts: 5522 - Karma: 13
aka palmela handerson
Mar 14 2006 12:54PM
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bucknasty
Posts: 984 - Karma: 18
yea i used a rubber just to be sure even tho shes on birth control i didnt want to take the chance..and today i left school, went to her house, and got a bj..this is probably the best week ive ever had in my life..and for the guy who said its weird i went from kissing to fucking, it wasnt my idea..i would have been fine with going down her pants but she wanted to fuck so i wasnt gonna say no
Mar 14 2006 2:57PM
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snowbird4life
Posts: 2265 - Karma: 26
well i had sex for the first time w/o a condom yahooooooo!!!!! actrually i was rolling, and yes we had the sit-down convo (do you remember if you pulled out in time last night????) of course i did! :)
Mar 14 2006 2:58PM
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KRASHED
Posts: 7803 - Karma: 466
hope that goes well for ya. Remember kiddies pulling out before climax doesnt do shit
Mar 14 2006 2:59PM
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snowbird4life
Posts: 2265 - Karma: 26
you are totally right my friend. i have been sexually active *ok maybe not that ACTIVE* since i was a sophomore, and im now a senior. and i always wrap shit up. but while on ecstasy the thought absolutly did not cross my mind.
Mar 14 2006 3:03PM
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freestylin820
Posts: 483 - Karma: 11
OWNED
Mar 14 2006 3:53PM
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$$SPINNERS$$
Posts: 1618 - Karma: 11
pwned? look at the fuckin keyboard when your typing, so many people keep writing "pwned". fuck it's annoying.
Mar 14 2006 4:03PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
congrats!
Mar 14 2006 4:07PM
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JockinJLoads
Posts: 3480 - Karma: 6
ha ha they do it on purpose man...i think you know that.....
Mar 14 2006 4:10PM
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crooks
Posts: 14693 - Karma: 786
hahaha u are a fucking nub because he meant to say that
Mar 14 2006 4:15PM
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JockinJLoads
Posts: 3480 - Karma: 6
its also annoying when people spell "you're" "your"
Mar 14 2006 4:19PM
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Edward.
Posts: 9366 - Karma: 445
o, so then i guess it was an early birthday present
Mar 14 2006 4:38PM
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skodeo7
Posts: 14949 - Karma: 9,234
as long as they aint got The Herpes
Mar 14 2006 4:45PM
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Davevinc1080
Posts: 723 - Karma: 10
yeaaaaaa what a p.i.m.p.
Mar 14 2006 5:01PM
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