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FINALLY GOT LAID

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bucknasty
Posts: 984 - Karma: 18
finallyyyyyyy guys..after all my tries and all ur help it finally went down..last night and i lasted for like 35 minutes too...she said she loved it so i think im doin pretty good now!
Mar 13 2006 9:38PM
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C-Burg
Posts: 4729 - Karma: 130
just for fun go get tested and tell her that she might need to also
Mar 13 2006 9:39PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,141
... So... do you want me to delete this for the sake of your dignity?
Mar 13 2006 9:39PM
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aheartbeatbeh1nd
Posts: 216 - Karma: 13
haha congrats
Mar 13 2006 9:40PM
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poncho
Posts: 1573 - Karma: 23
please do so.
Mar 13 2006 9:40PM
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CBROOKS
Posts: 4979 - Karma: 10,708
DONT DO IT! goof troop is the man. he deserves cred.
Mar 13 2006 9:40PM
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bucknasty
Posts: 984 - Karma: 18
no i just wanted to tell my fellow nsers that their help finally paid off and thank them
Mar 13 2006 9:40PM
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JockinJLoads
Posts: 3480 - Karma: 6
dude 35 min first time, you must be over the age of 15
Mar 13 2006 9:40PM
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fappy
Posts: 2960 - Karma: 15
pwned
Mar 13 2006 9:41PM
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bhill2.0
Posts: 6573 - Karma: 197
Jill?
Mar 13 2006 9:41PM
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bucknasty
Posts: 984 - Karma: 18
yea i turned 17 today
Mar 13 2006 9:42PM
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D_Mezz
Posts: 1382 - Karma: 16
hahaha congrads man
Mar 13 2006 9:42PM
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bmxican_89
Posts: 2617 - Karma: 23
what about the one when he didnt even get his pants off before he...um...finished? is that gone?

(i hesitate to say finished, cuz he never really started)
Mar 13 2006 9:43PM
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Elife
Posts: 2829 - Karma: 44
ahahahaha...thats fucking brilliant
Mar 13 2006 9:44PM
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Tinga
Posts: 11349 - Karma: 2,333
aka rosy palms
Mar 13 2006 9:47PM
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JockinJLoads
Posts: 3480 - Karma: 6
ha ha is this the same kid...?


post pictures of the girl, bc im sure many ppl on here could have gotten laid all they want from fatties...so if shes truly hot, then your getting laid is an accomplishment
Mar 13 2006 9:48PM
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nickmcnutt
Posts: 4396 - Karma: 2,965
thats a sweet birthday present
Mar 13 2006 9:48PM
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*Fujative*
Posts: 8554 - Karma: 183
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
Mar 13 2006 9:48PM
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bucknasty
Posts: 984 - Karma: 18
so listen to this..we go over to her house and we know her parents arent gonna be home since they went to russia for 3 weeks..so we start makin out and she actually tells me "i think this is the time". so thats fine with me and she starts taking her pants off..since this is the first time ive ever seen her naked this is also the first time ive ever noticed she had a bush..thought it was a little weird but it didnt really bother me becasue i was pretty excited...so i get in and she starts crying a little bit becasue she says it hurts..so we stop and try again like 15 minutes later and this times the trick..she loves it and we tried every positiopn possible for the 35 minutes that i lasted..best day of my life..hopefully itll happen another 7 or 8 times since theres still 10 days until her parents come home
Mar 13 2006 9:51PM
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dwall
Posts: 149 - Karma: 12
its gonna be great when she finds this thread. she'll be happy with you
Mar 13 2006 9:51PM
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MitchPee
Posts: 8871 - Karma: 1,510
YEAAAAAH MAN post this shit in the ladies men cult
Mar 13 2006 9:52PM
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fappy
Posts: 2960 - Karma: 15
^hahah, she started crying. that will be memorable.
Mar 13 2006 9:52PM
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snocone2001
Posts: 379 - Karma: 10
congrats
Mar 13 2006 9:53PM
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N.Skinner
Posts: 1512 - Karma: 19
way to go you have crossed to manhood haha
Mar 13 2006 9:54PM
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ThaLetterM.
Posts: 8609 - Karma: 1,612
speechless.
Mar 13 2006 9:54PM
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BargainBinLaden
Posts: 863 - Karma: 14
eww bushes are fucking g-ross
Mar 13 2006 9:54PM
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ThaLetterM.
Posts: 8609 - Karma: 1,612
did u sling it in her ass?
Mar 13 2006 9:58PM
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ISkiSwitch
Posts: 3157 - Karma: 22
shave her yourself. lol.
Mar 13 2006 10:00PM
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prophet
Posts: 4734 - Karma: 1,007
Hey, it's Peter Griffin! Senior prom? Hey, how ya doin'? Listen, I just found out I'm retarded... so you uh, might wanna get yourself checked.
Mar 13 2006 10:01PM
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C-Burg
Posts: 4729 - Karma: 130
that is what i said, go get tested and scare the shit out of her
Mar 13 2006 10:02PM
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.John.
Posts: 6943 - Karma: 14
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BOIIIIIIIII.

congratz boiii
Mar 13 2006 10:02PM
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thedutchmayn
Posts: 1653 - Karma: 45
shit, im still working on it. but im 15 sooo i dont feel as ashamed. lol i was talking to my cousin chloe about her brother gian about before he died. he got laid when he was 14 to a 16 or 17 year old girl. he lied about his age. pimp.
Mar 13 2006 10:06PM
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bucknasty
Posts: 984 - Karma: 18
yea i think next time were gonna step it up a notch...i wanna put it in her ass and she wants it on the kitchen counter so well probly come to a deal and work something out..im pretty amped though
Mar 13 2006 10:06PM
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180FSscratch
Posts: 164 - Karma: 10
one step in the right direction
Mar 13 2006 10:06PM
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bmxican_89
Posts: 2617 - Karma: 23
so you never even stuck your hand down there?
Mar 13 2006 10:08PM
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bucknasty
Posts: 984 - Karma: 18
no i never got the chance...we went from making out to trying to fuck..kinda weird but i was fine with it
Mar 13 2006 10:09PM
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RoLLLinDeep
Posts: 3318 - Karma: 9
so is she a whore or what......fuckin whores is fantastic
Mar 13 2006 10:10PM
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JockinJLoads
Posts: 3480 - Karma: 6
def throw your meat in her ass
Mar 13 2006 10:10PM
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LineisAgg
Posts: 166 - Karma: 10
jea
Mar 13 2006 10:11PM
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bucknasty
Posts: 984 - Karma: 18
itll def happen before her parents come home..i would also like to tit fuck her if shes cool with it..thats my dream ;-)
Mar 13 2006 10:11PM
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C-Burg
Posts: 4729 - Karma: 130
isnt it the other way around or do you have tits
Mar 13 2006 10:16PM
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JockinJLoads
Posts: 3480 - Karma: 6
dude make sure you lube it up...seriously...its all about proper lubrication
Mar 13 2006 10:18PM
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180FSscratch
Posts: 164 - Karma: 10
there is no shame in whores they are 100% game, and expirenced. damn sluts...
Mar 13 2006 10:18PM
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sniper_6
Posts: 1919 - Karma: 1,573
hahahaha this thread is rediculous. tell her to shave her bush man. hair is nasty.
Mar 13 2006 10:20PM
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SIX-SOLDIERS
Posts: 719 - Karma: 11
haahhahaahhaahhahahahaHaHaHaHahahaHAhaHAhahahahAHAhhahAhah shit son before the other times be like

"do you think its weird for guys to shave their balls"

and if she says no then be like ok well i dont think its weird if girls get a wax job, i think its natural

trust me she'll get rid of that shit before you know it

oh p.s. nice work man i still got my V and im 17 so i salute you
Mar 13 2006 10:20PM
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KRASHED
Posts: 7803 - Karma: 466
does it hurt when you go pee now?
Mar 13 2006 10:30PM
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sniper_6
Posts: 1919 - Karma: 1,573
yo man did you wrap your tool? nobody has asked that yet but its a crucial question. tell us if u wore a rubber.
Mar 13 2006 10:31PM
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chapz
Posts: 10182 - Karma: 66
congrats
Mar 13 2006 10:32PM
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KRASHED
Posts: 7803 - Karma: 466
in 8 months hes gonna make another post......im FINALLY A FATHER! then in another 2 weeks hes gonna post a suicide message
Mar 13 2006 10:33PM
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poncho
Posts: 1573 - Karma: 23
hahahha yesssss....good post.
Mar 13 2006 10:34PM
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KRASHED
Posts: 7803 - Karma: 466
arent you jealous, and who cheers for the blue jays anyways? its all about watching the leafs fail yet still hope in the back of your mind that they will do something
Mar 13 2006 10:41PM
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