Henrietta is so gay!!

So last saturday i was at Bump's, the restaurant at the bottom of Buttermilk. They have this really good bread that only costs about 80 cents. I decide to eat a piece in line. I walk out with my mac and cheese, and this old skinny lady comes running from the kitchen and asks me if i paid for the bread. I was busted. You would think that i would get a warning or maybe a call to the parents. Instead i get my pass taken for 2 weeks, i have to write apology notes to both Bumps and my ski club, and meet with my coaches and Henrietta for a meeting to discuss how i will change my decisions. This is all for eating a scrumptious piece of bread that only cost 80 FUCKING CENTS!!! She was almost about to get the sheriff involved. WTF, who cares!!