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So i gotta go into the maine woods for 8 days without a tent...

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eastAR5
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im so pissed my final attempts to get outta this got shot down today... looks like i actually have to go. Its called 4-point all junoirs have do it unless you have some injury and i just hurt my collarbone but the doctors dont know shit in maine so they couldnt even figure out how to use the fucking x ray machine so they said theres nothing wrong with it. the senoirs said its so miserable cause its like -30 at night here and you dont even have a tent or anything. And there isnt even any snow this year so i will just be sleeping on frozen mud and rocks. you have to hike everyday like 5 miles with a 60 pound pack. They wont let us bring fucking toilet paper and they search all the bags and your pockets before.

I was gona ducktape a 1/2 O under my balls and a couple hundred sheets of toilet paper to my upper leg but all the other kids already bought out from the only dealer i know of and I so im completly dry right now. This kid rolled fucking THIRTY FIVE Js and he wont even sell me ONE. how fucking selfish can you get?? Oh yea and you have to be alone for 2 of those days. my parents told me if i try to escape or miss the bus they will come up to my dorm and take away my skis and not let me work at hood in the summer wtfffff sry just had to rant that. leave tomorow morning
Feb 22 2006 4:27PM
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Albrecht.
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what do you have to do this for?
Feb 22 2006 4:30PM
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eastAR5
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school
Feb 22 2006 4:33PM
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t-rent
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that is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fucking gay
Feb 22 2006 4:35PM
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lowtech
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why
Feb 22 2006 4:35PM
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CrazedSkier1080
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hahaha have a fun walk in the woods adrian!
Feb 22 2006 4:38PM
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sKILOve07
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ha well good luck to ya! should be a fun time.. oh and don't keep any food with you and if a bear comes always remember... FETAL POSITION.. oh yes and if you don't get eaten by the time you return... report back.
Feb 22 2006 4:40PM
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skiSU
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that sounds fun to me. it's an adventure. would you rather be sitting in class?
Feb 22 2006 4:41PM
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TheStamos
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That sounds like fun, dude bring an ax and build a party house. How bad could it be, your not gonna die be a man , not a pussy and go have some fun with it.the weed under the balls is a bad idea but the snickerbar's in your dark plastic water bottle will do you just fine. all you have to do is like bring a water bottle full of fuckign captain or whiskey or something just hidden in plain sight and a few sips of that when you get cold you money.
Feb 22 2006 4:44PM
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Schmitz
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bring some mushrooms
Feb 22 2006 4:53PM
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lowtech
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^good idea
Feb 22 2006 4:54PM
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snowbird4life
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very good idea, perfect for the 2 days by yourself.
Feb 22 2006 4:57PM
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00000000
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Man life is tough eh, 8 days in the woods! Poor baby

lol jk, I'm sure your going to end up having a good time. Personally I've spent longer than that in worst conditions and still enjoyed it, and if you like nature at all you should have fun.
Feb 22 2006 4:58PM
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C.Stone
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how r u gonna take care of ur plants a dank!?!?!
Feb 22 2006 5:05PM
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SmoKinSkier
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I actually would rather go than class...ooo well make the best of it if you dred it goin in its goin to make it that much worse!
Feb 22 2006 5:06PM
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ryan.c
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i dont get how the kid is gonna hide 35 j's but okay...yeah id try as hard as you can to get any type of weed and yeha just tape it to ur balls or ass or upperleg or somthin, and yeah you can ide stuff in water bottles, have them filled with like gatorade or somthin and inside have things in a sealed bag so none of the gatorade or w/e gets in, also you could put stuff in ur armpits, no1 will look there, if you have long hair, try hiddin somthin small there, maybe in your socks would work too, or in ur shoes, peel off the bottoms and hide toilet paper under there n put the bottoms of your shoes back on, make sure u have 2 pairs tho so u dont walk in a pair that the bottoms dont stay together

they actually let u go alone for 2 days without any1? how are you supposed to meet back after the 2 days if u rnt near any1?
Feb 22 2006 5:12PM
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PSnowSkis
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take some LSD!
Feb 22 2006 5:22PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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I never sleep in a tent when I'm backpacking, sack up.
Feb 22 2006 5:29PM
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fappy
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hahah, that would be so funny if you had a bad trip on mush or something. start going nuts in front of the chaperones and all the kids.
Feb 22 2006 6:16PM
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pbplaya69
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To me it kinda sounds like funn. Except the part without the tent. I have a wild imagenation so every little noise makes my minds wonder.
Feb 22 2006 6:47PM
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SkiCrzy
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ha, thats the stupidest thing i have ever heard of
Feb 22 2006 6:56PM
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shitthewhat
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do they let you bring a saw or an axe and a length of rope?
Feb 22 2006 7:02PM
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eastAR5
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i have tonight to find a softmore who i trust to look after them. 10th graders just get to stay on campus and do art projects and get fucked up for their 4 point. I refuse to let Lil MJ die on me shes almost 4 inches tall now


FUCK 4 POINT my mom just came up 3 hours from boston and knocked on my door and started screaming at me about how i needed to improve my attitute about the trip and my role in the school community. then she started crying and got back in the car and left. who the fuck does that??? seriously
Feb 22 2006 7:06PM
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marsland
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he goes to gould academy
Feb 22 2006 7:09PM
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eastAR5
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if i didnt go my vacation would be a full 4.5 weeks instea of 3.5 weeks

no rope or extra food or anything

yea break leg would b a good idea but i need to be able to ski when im done with it

i would get caught and put back on probation and drug testing if i tried the waterbottle thing. getting drunk in your sleeping bag alone in the woods doesnt sound too fun either

its ski acadmey/boarding school so i have to put up with the gay boarding school part


the kid split up the 35 spliifs with his friend
Feb 22 2006 7:14PM
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french_fry
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so why can you not bring toilet paper exactly?
Feb 22 2006 7:15PM
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bmxican_89
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fuck that-FIND some!

^^^and its sophomore, not softmore, just so you know.
Feb 22 2006 7:17PM
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TheStamos
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its not the drunk part its the warm part, atleast the illusion of beeing warm.
Feb 22 2006 7:18PM
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eastAR5
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i dont think shrooms grow in the middle of the winter

yea good news: i got an 1/8th from a nice kid down the hall which means i have to ration carefully. It would be approximatly 3.5 grams for 8 days... so that would be about .5 a day

lol ill probaly end up toking it all in one night but whatever


bad news: still going
Feb 22 2006 7:26PM
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salomonskiier12
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military acadamy?
Feb 22 2006 7:46PM
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hype
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^ya dude wtf kind of school is this?
Feb 22 2006 7:48PM
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pwallstreet
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what school do you go to. that shits crazy man. id steal that guys Js by the way, straight up swoop jonny them!!

good luck dont freeze your balls off
Feb 22 2006 7:50PM
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jimmychung
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i think that sounds like a ton of fun, but hey that's just me. try to enjoy it anyway.
Feb 22 2006 8:01PM
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eastAR5
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a school where you have to put up with pointless bullshit like 4-Point to ski park every single day from 11-4
Feb 22 2006 8:02PM
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hype
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Seriously^! then wtf buck up if i could have done that in HS there's no way i would be complaining. and about the weed situation, just wrap up every leave you can find and smoke it. your bound to get fucked up
Feb 22 2006 8:04PM
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mattster
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^ i agree with this guy, i get to ski maybe one or 2 days a week, youve got no right to complain.
Feb 22 2006 8:13PM
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Crock360
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well i have serious doubts about the ablity of this school if you're in 11th grade, and can't spell "sophmore" or "junior".

Does you school have a website or anything? I'd like to see some proof that you have to spend 8 days in the woods w/ out a tent, and 2 days by yourself and all that.

But incase you're telling the 100% truth, just suck it up man. Build a bonfire, make smores, and sing kumbya
Feb 22 2006 8:18PM
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watchmefall15
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how is not using toilet paper for 8 days going to help u in life?
Feb 22 2006 8:29PM
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eastAR5
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www.gouldacademy.org


the 2 days alone is in a certain assigned area so if u need help people arent too far away

has anyone hotboxed a sleeping bag before??
Feb 22 2006 8:33PM
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skisebski
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dude, if you know where your going to be dropped off. go before with some friends and bury some TP and some food and w.e other shit you can bring you before.
Feb 22 2006 8:50PM
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ryan.c
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^wow very good idea

and hotboxing a sleeping bag...hmm i guess it could be done but id think it would seep out, also after prolly a min ur gonna wanna open it up to get some fresh air so
Feb 22 2006 9:01PM
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BCKicker540
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be a man, use your hand
Feb 22 2006 9:03PM
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shitthewhat
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they let you bring a saw or an axe. id explain how to make a shelter with a tree but i don't feel like going into detail. but if you don'thave any rope what you want to find is a V-shaped tree or two trees closely planted together to wedge the spine of the shelter in between.

my dad and i went for 7 days with no tent just using out canoe and a tarp for shelter. one night a racoon crawled over us.
Feb 22 2006 9:09PM
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alev
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good luck adank, and if u can find snow, that works well for wiping ur ass
Feb 22 2006 9:12PM
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396222687862
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Junior Point
Goals:

Place students in a situation where the success of the group is dependent on the commitment of individuals to a common goal
Allow students to experience both independence and interdependence, and the balance that must exist between the two qualities
Put students in a position where their actions, or lack there of, will have immediate impact
Provide students the opportunity to gain insight into their own self imposed limits
Provide support for students while they wrestle with the difference between self imposed limits and real limits
Allow students to explore the concept of leadership and the roles each of us must often play either as leader or follower, and how the different roles can complement each other.

List of Required Gear

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This eight-day winter mountaineering expedition is one of students’ most anticipated Gould experiences. In groups of eight or nine, they hike, snowshoe, and camp in the nearby, snow-covered White Mountains. Experienced faculty members provide intensive instruction in outdoor skills at the beginning of the trip. As the week progresses, adults move into a watchful but non-interfering role as students undertake a 24-hour solo and, for the last three days, work as a group to navigate, cook, set up shelters, and arrange to get themselves to a designated pick-up location, on time, typically by way of a mountain peak.


sounds pretty gay
Feb 22 2006 9:24PM
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wdbo.
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watch yur ass i hear mooses get lonely
Feb 22 2006 9:49PM
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396222687862
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abahhaha
Feb 22 2006 9:49PM
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Capurnicus
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dude what's your deal?? that sounds fucking sick, send me out into the woods for 8 days, i'd be AMPED
Feb 22 2006 10:16PM
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skihillraod
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36,000 dollars per year? That is the most expensive high school I have ever seen in my life. Your parents are so rich it isn't even funny. That is the exact amount of an ivy league university per year.
Feb 22 2006 10:19PM
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spin
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that sounds sick man. Just bring a little boot juice to keep you warm, and enjoy it. id be psyched to be pulling that instead of class
Feb 22 2006 10:26PM
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