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Worst Ski Ads Ever

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alpentalik
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There are a lot more, but two come to mind as of now: 1) the fucking Cabarasset (however the fuck you spell it, I don't give a shit) Academy ads are so fucking lame...they are photo shopped to all shit, they don't even look real. There are a couple of them, but the one I just saw is some guy doing a mute grab like thirty years out of the pipe and its funny because you can tell in actuallity he was like three feet out, because the guy in the background is looking at where the skier should be.
2) This one is the worst by far. The DaKine ad of Micah Black doing a switch 180 off cornice has to be the gayest thing I have ever seen...its not big, he does it sloppy, doesn't eve grab a simple trick like that. It fucking pisses my off that anyone could even consider running that shit, its srtaight retarded.

I am not dissing the atheletes nor the photographers, but mainly the people in charge of running advertising...what the hell are you thinking? Especially DaKine who has a photostock deeper than a pile of TRex's shit and with talent like Micah, there had to be hoards of better shots, I mean c'mon guys. As for the Caba12345shitaset Academy ads...whatever, you're not fooling anyone.


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Feb 8 2003 11:05PM
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DRISKEY
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the worst snow sport add ever is the sims snowboards campaign! those fucking bastards starte the whole hatred between skiiers and snowboarders. those fucking bastards need to rot in hell for the war that they have created. theres a whole article about it in the back of the december issue of FREEZE i believe, and i think that every one should read it
Feb 9 2003 12:21AM
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C.Royce
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i think we need pictures here
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Feb 9 2003 12:37AM
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Capurnicus
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there have been some really bad adds! a lot of mountain adds just suck..let me get a freeze and look through it
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Feb 9 2003 1:29AM
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Capurnicus
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Boeri ads...they definately aren't clever

A nissan ad with snowboarders? lame ass

Ford ads, toyota ads!

' tobacco is whacko if you're a teen' gee thanks


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Feb 9 2003 1:38AM
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C.Royce
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i don't get the Boeri ads someone sleeping w/ a helmet and a horse's head next to him?
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Feb 9 2003 1:40AM
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skier_boy26
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the sport chalet ones always ticks me off for some reason
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Feb 9 2003 1:41AM
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alpentalik
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tahoefreerider...go watch the godfather...the truth lies within


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Feb 9 2003 1:42AM
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UpDawg
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alpentalik, which magazine is the ad in with micah doign the switch 180? im curious to see that. and yes, that sims ad was way out of hand...i believe there was an article about it in Freeskier- SIMS should fucking burn in hell for that one.
Feb 9 2003 1:58AM
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skier_boy26
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i know that its in the washington issue (november) of powder
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Feb 9 2003 2:01AM
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C.Royce
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someone try and find these online
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Feb 9 2003 2:26AM
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C.Royce
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sims in freeskier:
http://www.freeskier.com/skiers/article_display.cfm?refID=791
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Feb 9 2003 2:28AM
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KootenayGuy
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That one ad with the snowboarders going 1/2 a mile an hour down a dune. fucken retarded
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Feb 9 2003 4:21AM
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Adrenaline
Posts: 1264 - Karma: 552
ok, so there's this ad in freeze and powder too i think, it's a subaru wrx ad. which would be very kick ass, but it's got a lone snowboarder. come one, it's in a ski mag. we want skiers. and skier chicks.

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Feb 9 2003 4:26AM
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Flowsion
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I hate the auclair glove one in last month's freeskier towards the back. Its a naked dude holding his crotch with his gloves, thats just....gay


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Feb 9 2003 10:36AM
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weazelzb
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i agree with Mt_Head... thats the worst add of all time!


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Feb 9 2003 3:22PM
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cko
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Definately not the worst but the new spy ad with Evan Raps in it is pretty bad... they photoshopped that green c-rail (from Happy Dayz) and made it orange to fit their colour scheme. What's worse is that they didn't do that good a job either. I just hate stupidity like that.




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Feb 9 2003 5:25PM
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3ski6guy0
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coppers radio ad 'Copper. Where the boarders ride and the skiers ski' that ad pisses me off so much

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Feb 9 2003 6:11PM
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corked180
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i dont know what it was for, but it was a shot of some raceer in a tuck in spandex from the rear

Feb 9 2003 6:22PM
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gambino500014
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THE WORST AD ever is the atomic one where it has the page split into 4 sections and in the middle going vertically it has the word ATOMIC in real gay orange and yellow lettering and then across horizontially it has a big yellow and orange wavey line.... and the pics arent even good
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Feb 9 2003 6:47PM
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Ghost
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That was such a great article.

We need to stop taking this crap from the snowboarders how if it wasn't for them then skiing would've died.

They borrowed from skateboarders, we borrow from both.

As much as I don't like fruitbooting, alot of our moves and grabs are from them.

And I gotta go with the auclair ad with the naked man as being the worst one.

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Feb 9 2003 7:13PM
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SKItheBURG
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yeah, atomic has the worst ads as far as ski manufacturers go, and dynastar's suck too. they arent any different than the stuff u would see in ski magazine.
Feb 9 2003 7:14PM
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rockymountainmilitia
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the old nike ad where the guy is standing the the parking lot and it says 'ricks gonna throw a crazy rodeo 7 in the park, but before he has to land a foot to sock to pant leg to boot'. its real gay. and nike sucks.

also the ads on the 1st page of old freeskier mags from last year for chevy or something and its a racing add in a FREESKIER magazine. not the nicest thing to open up to.
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Feb 9 2003 11:11PM
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alpentalik
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ahhaha, yeah...that nike one sucks...i think it says something about a 'boned out' backside rodeo...and it is a skier with mod-x's or something...ha ho he har hat cap matthew blood.


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Feb 9 2003 11:18PM
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Shwakdaddy
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Just wanted to let publicenemy10 know that sims aren't dissing on skiers. When they say support the original yada yada they mean don't buy snowboards from a ski company i.e Salomon and rossignol. They are saying support companies that began snowboarding and were the fore fathers of the sport.
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Feb 9 2003 11:30PM
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jakes
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hey i was thinking.... we should be pround of the sims add in a way.... it shows that the snowboard industry now veiws us as a threat to their monopoly on American teens, and now they are trying to convince their readers that we suck
Feb 9 2003 11:40PM
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Phrosty
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shwackdaddy, your a fag. the ad says one rides the ipe, the other rides the pole. I think that is talking shit to skiers.


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Feb 10 2003 12:13AM
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Mills
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that supid pontiac add with that fag on the tiny rainbow rail who is looking straight at the camera with his hat on sideways. there are to other people standing right beside him too..... it pisses me off so much when i see it
and what jakes said is one of the smartest thing i have ever heard
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Feb 10 2003 12:20AM
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Jibtech
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sims is the shit cause they had GWAR at their booth in vegas autographing pictures of naked chicks.

The worst ad awards go to marker this year with their extra blury shots of plake and absolute zero thought about doing somthing creative graphicly to make up for the shitty photos. the runners up are the rest of the ski industry.

good ads this year include scott goggles, Mammoth mountain, and like always even though they arent in ski mags, volcom.
Feb 10 2003 1:22AM
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RudyGarmisch
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someone was talking about the nissan adds with the snowboarder and all, but if you look into it at all, i think there was a nissan add a year back that had Kritler and Black (?) doing some tricks over a road gap with the x-terra under them. It was a great commercial, but didnt get enough coverage.
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Feb 10 2003 1:33AM
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C.Royce
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yeah i love all of the volcom ads
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Feb 10 2003 1:35AM
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DRISKEY
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shwak daddy you are a fucking moron... kill yourself, i tied you the nuise
Feb 10 2003 3:51PM
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