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Mitch Hedberg = FUNNY SHIT!

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Arabian.
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Just check out the signature. Mitch is one of the funniest comedians ever. Up there with George Carlin and Dane Cook.
Feb 16 2006 10:20PM
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sniper_6
Posts: 1919 - Karma: 1,573
i saw him about a month before he died

RIP buddy.
Feb 16 2006 10:22PM
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japanada
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wow, welcome to like 2 years ago!
Feb 16 2006 11:10PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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I saw him right before he died, too.
Feb 16 2006 11:17PM
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$tezzyStu
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haha i love him, if carrots were acholoic, rabbits would be fucked up
Feb 16 2006 11:29PM
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Lefroy
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i love him
Feb 17 2006 12:10AM
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.nafus.
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he was incredible, definetly my favorite comedian
Feb 17 2006 12:19AM
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Blademan
Posts: 137 - Karma: 10
He is funny, only because of the way he talks, and he is a stoner....
Mar 21 2006 11:55AM
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Ski_Unit_19
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also becuase the things he said were brillant
Mar 21 2006 11:56AM
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brennanmidwest
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defintly hilaroius
Mar 21 2006 3:12PM
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Snubluck
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He was a heroin addict...which is partially the reason why he died. Close though.
Mar 21 2006 3:30PM
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baethoven
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semi new cd bump.. do you believe in gosh

http://rapidshare.com/files/143803422/Mitch_Hedberg_-_Do_you_believe_in_Gosh__2008_.rar


Jun 2 2009 11:39PM
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Turner.
Posts: 1986 - Karma: 11,881

he actually says the most brilliant things.
shame about the speedball death but it was fun while it lasted.

also look at his eyes when he's performing...

Jun 2 2009 11:43PM
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summersover
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I fucking love Mitch he has to be my favorite comedian
RIP Mitch you're the man

"When I get a new phone number I want it too be real easy, something like 222222 then I would say sweet and people would ask me 'Mitch how can I get a hold of you?' and I'll say 'Just press 2 for a while' and when I answer you will know you have pressed 2 enough"

"My sister wanted to be an actress but now she lives in a trailer. She made it halfway. She's like an actress that never gets called to the set"

"I did a movie scene where I got to smoke fake pot with Peter Frampton, which was cool but if you're looking for pot don't buy it on a movie set. But that's a cool story I got to smoke fake pot with Peter Frampton, its almost as cool as smoking real pot with a guy that looks like Peter Frampton, that happens to me way more"
Jun 2 2009 11:51PM
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Slinger1x1
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I haven't slept for three days, because that would be to long

r.i.p. mitch, your the best.
Jun 3 2009 12:15AM
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summersover
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my fake plants died because i did not pretend to water them
Jun 3 2009 12:19AM
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Turner.
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"the other day I was looking at my drink and I realized that the lime was floating.  I thought to myself, next time I am on a boat and it sinks, I will not reach for and life ring, I will reach for a lime."
Jun 3 2009 12:21AM
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summersover
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i'm saved by the buoyancy of citrusssss
Jun 3 2009 12:22AM
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no_steeze
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haha i love him, my favorite is "the other day i saw a wino eating grapes and i was like 'dude, you gotta wait"
Jun 3 2009 12:23AM
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Slinger1x1
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mme ask you a question, how do you feel about frilly tooth picks? I"M FOR EM!
I like my sandwich with alfalfa sprouts. WELL YOUR NOT IN THE FUCKING CLUB!
What kinda bread? rye, no banana, you got banana bread? what kinda cheese? Cottage. GET THE FUCK OUT, i am not making a banana bread pastrami cottage cheese sandwich, that will severely ruin my reputation.
Jun 3 2009 12:33AM
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jimmer
Posts: 3586 - Karma: 80

dogs are forever in the push up position

Jun 3 2009 12:47AM
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snwbrdmilf
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Awesome, I fucking WISH I could have seen him live. FUCK.

Best ever: An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. You would never see an "Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order" sign, just "Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
Jun 3 2009 12:51AM
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j-bo
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Here's a thought for sweat shop owners: Air Conditioning. Problem solved.
Feb 17 2010 10:29PM
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*simba*
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Haha I stubleupon'd this just the other day:

"I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks, and it was way too literal for me."
Feb 17 2010 10:34PM
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jasontheredhead
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i was saved by the bounacny of citrus

i prolly killed that spelling but its funny

Feb 17 2010 10:38PM
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ski@jaypeak2
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Did you seriously include Dane Cook with George Carlin and Mitch Hedberg??  Shame on you.....
on another note,
"I dont have a girlfriend....but i know a girl that would be really mad if she heard me say that."
Feb 17 2010 10:39PM
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Santa-Cruz
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really yes george carlin is fucking funny
but dane cook is fucking horrible just plain horrible
Feb 17 2010 10:41PM
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saucybiscuits
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thank you. i'm glad someone said it. dane cook is fucking awful.
Feb 17 2010 10:43PM
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twintip_payne
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he was the fucking man
Feb 17 2010 10:44PM
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ROOS.
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if you go into my itunes and click most played, both of his albums have been listened too over 200 times, he is by far my favorite comedian.



Feb 17 2010 10:55PM
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AB.Zee
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Mitch is amazing
my friend told me about him the day before he died, and I still listen to him on a regular basis
Feb 17 2010 11:14PM
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nellyyy
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Anyone have any coupons to a Mitch's pizzeria location?
Feb 17 2010 11:25PM
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Jwalk
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I have his album do you believe in gosh its fucking the best.

" In venice Italy they have canals instead of streets, so in Venice we gotta keep the kids off the canals."
Feb 17 2010 11:25PM
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TURTLEMAN1
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demitri martin is pretty funny too
Feb 17 2010 11:31PM
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p_n
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threads for funny time
Feb 18 2010 12:11AM
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freezed
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look at the date...thread was posted in 2006. I don't think he was thought to be terrible back then like he is now.
Feb 18 2010 12:15AM
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SteezyasPie
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He had three albums. Do You Believe in Gosh? Mitch All Together, and Strategic Grill Locations (titles might be a little off, but point is that there were three and you should get the one you dont have)
Feb 18 2010 12:22AM
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Santa-Cruz
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did not notice that but i believe the statement is still valid
Feb 18 2010 1:56AM
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T-Holt
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I love Mitch, he's so goddamn funny.
Feb 18 2010 10:59AM
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bstuck1
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I remember he died when I was still in college, we went down to college park and saw the very last show he did. The day he died we all got ripped and just listened to some of his albums instead of going to class.
Feb 18 2010 11:02AM
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mmallender.
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rice is really good when you are hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.

mitch hedberg is hilarious, by far my all time favorite comedian. sucks he died
Feb 18 2010 11:32AM
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snwbrdmilf
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No, Demetri Martin was funny. Not anymore. Now he's just annoying.
Feb 18 2010 11:50AM
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-ROY-
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hedberg is funny shit
Feb 18 2010 2:09PM
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fragglemuffin
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"i used to do drugs.  i still do, but i used to too." hahahaha
Feb 18 2010 2:14PM
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PacificRimJob
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You know how on a traffic light, green means go and yellow means yield?

But on a banana.. its just the opposite...

Green means... 'Hold on....'

Yellow means... 'go ahead...'

and red means.. 'where did you get that bananaaaah...'
Feb 18 2010 2:19PM
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BrewskiJr
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DANE COOK IS A TERRIBLE COMEDIAN!!!!!! He steals ALLLL of his shit from so many people. Louis C.K. almost stole him

EVIDENCE: here is a clip with some shit side by side. Its exaclty the same. You can youtube other stuff and you'll see what i mean.

heres one link 
http://www.redban.com/audio/danesteals.mp3

Dont even think about putting Dane Cook in the same sentence as Mitch Hedberg

---k
Feb 18 2010 2:24PM
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BrewskiJr
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almost sued** him. my bad. sorry for the double post
Feb 18 2010 2:25PM
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PacificRimJob
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word. Dane Cook just has wild ass delivery... which is fine and all if you're 14...
Feb 18 2010 2:25PM
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BrewskiJr
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hahaha you just reminded me of that family guy episode where stewie makes fun of Dane and how his comedy is allll about the delivery of the jokes. soo funny. Couldn't find it anywhere though..
Feb 18 2010 2:32PM
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fujarome
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his stand up is still good. it's just his show is...not.

His type of comedy really doesn't fit a show well at all. You need someone like daniel tosh to do a show.
Feb 18 2010 2:35PM
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NW_Rider
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I had an ant farm once, those fuckers didn't grow shit! I said how about some carrots or some celery. Plus, if I pull your legs off, you look like tiny snowmen.

Tennis is a good sport, but its frustrating, because no matter how good you get, you will never be better than a wall. I played a wall once, they're fuckin relentless!

Slappy the Frog > Smokey the Bear
Feb 18 2010 4:24PM
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