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Charles_Grant
Posts: 428 - Karma: 206
well um .. hi.. im a skier... i ski at horseshoe valley (it's really good) and i've been having some troubles making friends lately.. and actually mostly getting dates. with my research showing that the number of females on newschoolers has recently increased dramatically.. i figured that maybe some of you in my area would like to go out with me? im really not that bad a guy. well so yah im not the best looking guy in the world.. but we cant all look like chris turpin and jeremy bloom can we? and sure.. so i eat mcdonalds too much.. 373lbs isnt really THAT overweight!! some people find it gross that i cant control my bladder.. but some girls find it cute. i bet you would. come on girls.. send me a message.. my hand can only make me so happy

-dexter
iam shy
Feb 4 2003 10:36PM
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blondie
Posts: 38 - Karma: 15
lol damn thats funny
Feb 20 2003 8:58PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
you and tub girl should hook up,perfect couple,you even have a bladder control problem,so much in common
Who carves the turkey at O.J's house?

We must know where we come from to know where we are going - MJK
Feb 21 2003 10:01AM
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blondie
Posts: 38 - Karma: 15
Who the hell's tub gurl?
Mar 5 2003 9:44PM
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cams
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 26
not someone you'd like to know


Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

'What time is it?.. Saturday?
Mar 5 2003 9:49PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
blondie, u really dont want to know who tubgirl is, no matter how much of a stomache you have











'Hey how could that fungus have fooled me?'
'because fungus is smarter then u dipshit'-Me and my locker partner discussing the stench that comes from a sealed tupperware container in our locker.
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