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bucknasty
Posts: 984 - Karma: 18
well heres an update to my problem that i posted before..well i got off work and biked over to her house. she knewi was coming so as soon as she saw me coming down her driveway( its like a mile.lol) she started getting "ready" :). i walked inside and she was already laying on her bed. i decided not to bring the porn by the way. so i took off my pants and shirt and tool belt and went into her room and locked the door. so we start with some foreplay and its going good. so she starts getting into it so she says that i should put the condom on. so i say " IM GAME" and i do. so she asks what position i think will be best and i say hold on i have to go to the bathroom. now as all of you know i really didnt have to piss. so i walk in and beat it once but i went for 2 but ran out of time. so i walk back out and she has a t shirt on. so i ask her why and she said while i was in the bathroom her mom came home and opened up her door and saw her laying on her bed naked. she was put on the spot for a response so she just said that its too hot in her room( its winter where i live so idk if that excuse worked). now her mom doesnt even know that im there since she wasnt even supposed to be home until like 4 hours later. so my girlfriend says she has to go to the bathroom so she comes in and i was real lucky becasue if she had come in about 30 seconds sonner she probly would have wondered why i was beating it. so she tells me her mom is home and there is no way we can still have sex. so i have to try and leave her house naked while my clothes are still in her room. so i figure i cant risk it and sincemy house is like a mile away but u can walk through the woods to get to it i had to walk home naked and get my clothes tomorrow. idk if its just me but my luck has blown lately. i reallywant this to go down so idk what im gonna do besides try again.
Feb 12 2006 8:41PM
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.John.
Posts: 6943 - Karma: 14
I'm callin BS
Feb 12 2006 8:44PM
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Stan_Darsh
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hahaha that sucks
Feb 12 2006 8:44PM
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bucknasty
Posts: 984 - Karma: 18
dude if it was bs i wouldnt post on ns..im telling you my luck with her has been shit..with most other stuff like work its been fine but with her i cant cut a break..think bs if tyou ewant
Feb 12 2006 8:45PM
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.John.
Posts: 6943 - Karma: 14
why didn't you just have her get your clothes before you left? you walked a mile and a half naked in the winter? how did you get back into your house?
Feb 12 2006 8:46PM
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waterville_NH
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HA HA HA HA HA if thats true its really funny
Feb 12 2006 8:46PM
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robbieA
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BS or not thats halarious...this is turnin out to be like a weekly comic strip
Feb 12 2006 8:47PM
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bucknasty
Posts: 984 - Karma: 18
my back door is always unlocked..i live in the middle of nowhere dude..and my girlfriend couldnt walk past her moms room down her hallway carrying guys clothes
Feb 12 2006 8:50PM
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sKILOve07
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hahaha... how did you make it home naked?
Feb 12 2006 8:52PM
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bucknasty
Posts: 984 - Karma: 18
ran through the woods..it wasnt like subzero temps so i just ran the mile real fast
Feb 12 2006 8:52PM
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eheath
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So wait, are you in the bathroom now or how did u get out ect?
Feb 12 2006 8:53PM
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bucknasty
Posts: 984 - Karma: 18
i thought i said in the story i went out through her bathroom window
Feb 12 2006 8:55PM
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back_woods
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what happened to your bike?

How are you biking in the winter anyway? and wouldnt her mom have spotted it?
Feb 12 2006 8:55PM
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back_woods
Posts: 1579 - Karma: 10
oh yeah, and shoes? you ran home barefoot? Or her mom didnt notice the shoes? besides how hard is it to bundle guys clothes into a bag or something, if you just caryying them past a door? I dont know about this.
Feb 12 2006 8:56PM
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bucknasty
Posts: 984 - Karma: 18
jesus..i left my bike at in her shed since i go there everyday its not gonna matter whether i have it..ill just tell my mom i need a ride to work.. and even though i live in the middle of nowhere they still plow the roads so i can still bike to her house
Feb 12 2006 8:56PM
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back_woods
Posts: 1579 - Karma: 10
but the shoes? you ran home barefoot in the winter through the woods for over a mile?
Feb 12 2006 8:58PM
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bucknasty
Posts: 984 - Karma: 18
yea i said i was having shitty luck..and i never said it was over a mile..its probly like almost a mile exactly and i was running as fast as i could so it probly took me like 6 minutes and then i just warmed up in my house
Feb 12 2006 9:00PM
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pierceme
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Its bs just cuz u said u went for two beats. No one can beat it back to back that quickly, nor would they want to. Ur just making it up. But i will admit, its pretty damn funny stuff.
Feb 12 2006 9:06PM
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bucknasty
Posts: 984 - Karma: 18
nah dude..i said i went for 2 beats but i ran out of time..i didnt wanna stay in there for like 20 minutes so i tried to beat it 2 times in 10 minutesbut it didnt work out..think bs if you want but im telling you guys my luck blows lately
Feb 12 2006 9:09PM
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CBROOKS
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goof troop... you whent from zero to hero. your amazing.
Feb 12 2006 9:09PM
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GotamaBCshredder
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I told you man, beat it once like 2 hours before hand, you will last longer that way. It doesn't help as much if you beat it righ tbefore.
Feb 12 2006 9:09PM
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4-Front
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so where did ur bike go?
Feb 12 2006 9:10PM
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CBROOKS
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when guys train in the summer they do it on this turf stuff. i watched while i was at water ramps. now thats intense.
Feb 12 2006 9:11PM
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.John.
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dude. complete BS. how old are you?
Feb 12 2006 9:12PM
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dan1080
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he said his bike was in the shed i think..if you read the posts
Feb 12 2006 9:12PM
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bucknasty
Posts: 984 - Karma: 18
17..idk how this is complete bs but it doesnt matter anyway..im sure my luck will change one day..if i didnt make sense i could see bs but since you could run a mile idk how u think it is
Feb 12 2006 9:14PM
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.John.
Posts: 6943 - Karma: 14
nothing works in your story.

How could haer mom believe "It's too hot in the middle of winter, so I took all my clothes off and layed naked on my bed"
Feb 12 2006 9:16PM
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sneather
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6 min running through snow barefoot? you should def have frostbite
Feb 12 2006 9:16PM
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bucknasty
Posts: 984 - Karma: 18
i said i didnt know if her mom believed it..they crank the heat at thier house so it is pretty hot but not hot enough for the clothes..her mom probly just didnt want to deal with anything and have to ask all the questions..plus its her room so who cares if you lay naked on ur bed in ur own room
Feb 12 2006 9:18PM
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.John.
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I just don't believe this whole story
Feb 12 2006 9:19PM
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bucknasty
Posts: 984 - Karma: 18
nah my feet were in constant motion..it weasnt like i stood in the snow..and it was only snow and in the woods with no wind so im fine..call bs thoiugh if you want
Feb 12 2006 9:20PM
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illwillcox
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thats pretty funny
Feb 12 2006 9:21PM
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oakjewlery
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maybe its too hot in the house
Feb 12 2006 9:24PM
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InfernoHits
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HAHAHA I laugh at your misfortune
Feb 12 2006 9:24PM
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alev
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damn dude whether this is true or not u have some huge gaps in your story
Feb 12 2006 9:29PM
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bucknasty
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what gaps..some people have said i have gaps too but if you just read the story theres no gaps
Feb 12 2006 9:30PM
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Peetri
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dude its not that bad of luck. you can still do your girlfriend whenever and you didn't get in truoble. That's good luck that her mom didn't see you. You should be happy.
Feb 12 2006 9:33PM
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bucknasty
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wow man..i havent though of it like that..good point though
Feb 12 2006 9:35PM
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SteezePatrol
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so you suffer from premature ejaculation?
Feb 12 2006 9:35PM
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bucknasty
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guess so..happens to the best of us
Feb 12 2006 9:35PM
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bermbuster49
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hahah that fuckin sucks dude, why dont you just get her to your house instead? make it easier for yourself
Feb 12 2006 9:38PM
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bucknasty
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becasue being the nice guy that i am i said i would go to her house becasue she didnt have a ride and i didnt want her to walk/bike in the cold
Feb 12 2006 9:39PM
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Forum*
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I really don't think so, just you. And its not good for your bike in -zero tempetures.
Feb 12 2006 9:40PM
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bucknasty
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i dont think my bike really cares what temps it has to ride in
Feb 12 2006 9:41PM
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sKILOve07
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hahahaha thats hilarious..
Feb 12 2006 9:41PM
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DYFI
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if her mom was hott...you should have asked for a threesome.
Feb 12 2006 9:42PM
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bucknasty
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not hot at all...i wouldnt even want her to see me naked as it is
Feb 12 2006 9:47PM
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Edward.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHAH, MORE PEOPLE SHOULD DEF READ THIS
BUMP
Feb 12 2006 10:23PM
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Aenigma
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So explain why you chose to beat it in her bathroom instead of at your house?
Feb 12 2006 10:28PM
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dammitmike
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hahahaha dude she must have been thinking you were taking a huge dump or pissing out a kidney stone or something. if shes ready to go you shouldnt disapear for 10 min. i guess it worked out cause if u hadnt taken so long her mom woulda walked in on u guys.

how bout you have her over at your house sometime? hopefully you dont have nosey parents and could just say u 2 are gonna watch a movie in your room, basement, whereever sounds legit. best of luck to ya.
Feb 12 2006 10:32PM
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$tezzyStu
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shits too funny to make up, thats great lol
Feb 12 2006 11:34PM
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