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FISH IN THE PANTS!

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franzi
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you know its coming your way,,, beware!
Feb 12 2006 12:53AM
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ineedarealname
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BEWARE THE FISH!!!i have experienced this...
Feb 12 2006 1:41AM
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O-Show
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It will get you when you least expect it. the fish is coming for you all!!!!!
Feb 12 2006 6:10PM
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mattster
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sounds sexy
Feb 12 2006 8:47PM
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*rkp*
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oh god......you DONT want to experience this



well......i was a little bit aroused hehehe
Feb 12 2006 9:02PM
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sheldon_675
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hahaha, sounds exotic!
Feb 13 2006 7:03PM
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O-Show
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Mattster is a lucky man i almost got him with a fish in the pants on the run. next time you won't get away mattster!!!!!!!!!!!
Mar 6 2006 8:23PM
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mattster
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close but no cigar man... that was a pretty high speed fish in the pants chase too, intense...
Mar 6 2006 9:04PM
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*rkp*
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yeah ^ i heard it was well planned out
Mar 7 2006 11:47PM
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ineedarealname
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just so everyone knows, i owned franzi today, fish in the pants like no other!`
Mar 12 2006 12:36AM
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franzi
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it was more of a shark in pants,, but i'll still give it to ya
Mar 12 2006 8:08PM
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mattster
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as soon as i left the car i got ganged up on. it was just awful
Mar 12 2006 9:07PM
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NGA
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sooo im skiing biggy white tomorow, am i gona get a fish in the pants. or no..cause im a girl, and it deosnt sound pleasant so i dont get one rihgt? right. ok. deal.
Mar 12 2006 11:24PM
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franzi
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yes mattster,, i must admit that was an awful gang up on,you had no chance,, and even tho owen got u first,, i was happy with dirty seconds
Mar 13 2006 2:20PM
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franzi
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hmmmm i dunno nina,,, the fish can strike anyone at any time,,,, i guess u'll hafta wait and see :P
Mar 13 2006 2:21PM
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mattster
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it didnt throw my day off like i thought it would. in fact i think it was sort of good luck because it was a pretty sweet day. we found this crazy run trying to get to the falcon from the powder chair. we somehow ended up on the gem... wierd but cool
Mar 13 2006 2:22PM
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franzi
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:O oh no,,, u did not find that run!!! u must never mention this again, it is only the best stash of tree powder that is good 4 days after a dump
Mar 13 2006 8:50PM
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sheldon_675
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Speaking of sweet runs, me and my buddy built a dope kicker in behind the powder chair, its wicked shit.
Mar 13 2006 10:28PM
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mattster
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whaaaat ! you did that ? thats pretty rad mang
Mar 13 2006 10:48PM
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NGA
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k so i witnessed what the fish in the pants is, taco got goofball pretty well on that one. i dont think that will work for me because i dont have a weenie, so it would only make the situation awkward.
Mar 14 2006 9:48PM
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mattster
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i woulnt feel right about it without buying you dinner first...


and another thing, franzi you owe me dinner...

but dont worry, we will keep the secret tree spot in the cult, i just have to kill the two guys i was with and its all set.
Mar 14 2006 11:00PM
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sheldon_675
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yeah man, its fun as shit, buuuuut the landings are all torn up right now, this weather system should help tho...
Mar 14 2006 11:16PM
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franzi
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well,,,, see here's the problem,,, rs_bc kinda screwed up the fish a bit and turned it into a shark,,, which gets out of control awkward,,, the fish is a hand between the legs right above the knees,, and shaking side to side vigorously as only a fish can do,,,, whereas the shark is more of bobbing up and down between the legs and should really never be performed on anyone,,,
Mar 15 2006 2:09AM
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ineedarealname
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franzi just can't admit it gave him a stiff
Mar 15 2006 8:32PM
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O-Show
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i do believe that i am the KING of fish in the pants 2 people at once don't ask how or why just bow down to my almighty power
Mar 20 2006 4:24AM
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O-Show
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forgot to mention as well it was one handed
Mar 20 2006 1:23PM
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franzi
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seriously owen,,, like getting two people when they're riding on the same pair of skis doesn't even count as a fish in tha pants,, i mean how easy is that!!,,, seriously,, its unfair,, its like fishing with dynamite,,,
Mar 20 2006 9:03PM
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*rkp*
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ya right in one day i got owen and franzi sooo good like you dont even know
Mar 20 2006 10:16PM
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the pure logicstics behind a one armed fish in the pants is mind boggling plus it was on the move so really your just jelous that you weren't the one who got to pull it off. if you pulled it off you'd claim it for years just face it that was one of the most progressive fish in the pants to date. i'd even go as far as to say im the Eric Pollard of fish in the pants! ya i said it EP of FIP
Mar 21 2006 2:31AM
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franzi
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duuuude, get over it,, that was like the pencil steeze of fish in the pants,,, the serious PS of FIP
Mar 21 2006 3:15PM
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mattster
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let me just say, that this thread is a fucking riot
Mar 21 2006 3:51PM
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O-Show
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man dude how can that be the PS of FIP think of how much arm length that had to be used completly compaible to a Pollard BC 180. PS of FIP is like using your index finger and only the index to apply the FIP now stop hatin and just realize that im the prophet of the FIP
Mar 21 2006 7:48PM
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mattster
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when are you coming out with a pro model ?
Mar 21 2006 7:59PM
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O-Show
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im still working on the prototype so offical pro model will be released for this fall but don't be suprised to see the prototype pop up in the near future
Mar 22 2006 2:08PM
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Matty.
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I witnessed the fish in the pants...I feel everyones pain!
Apr 10 2006 12:34PM
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franzi
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its back for another year! i do believe a few ppl have already been pwned by the dreaded fish
Dec 30 2006 1:17PM
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mattster
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breakfast of champions...
Dec 30 2006 4:38PM
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bigwhite.steeze
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indeed....
Dec 31 2006 1:51PM
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*rkp*
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i've been fished like 345345345 times already this year.......  :(
Jan 2 2007 1:17PM
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ineedarealname
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shit went out of control last year/
Jan 2 2007 7:43PM
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bigwhite.steeze
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i still dont know what this dreaded fish is.....
Jan 2 2007 9:02PM
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mattster
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ohh... you'll find out...
Jan 2 2007 9:07PM
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*rkp*
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nigga gon die nigga gon die!
Jan 2 2007 9:11PM
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mattster
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man, its fish in the pants, not lynching in the pants...
Jan 2 2007 9:18PM
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bigwhite.steeze
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hmmmm this doesent sound so good.....
Jan 2 2007 10:02PM
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big+white
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pourch monkey
Jan 2 2007 10:39PM
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bigwhite.steeze
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im starting to get fish threats...now its gettin scary....
Jan 6 2007 11:03PM
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mattster
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I live in fear of the fish... it creeps up on your pants and has its way with them !!

duct tape your knees together and look over your shoulder !
Jan 7 2007 1:26AM
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bigwhite.steeze
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BAH!
Jan 7 2007 11:10PM
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bigwhite.steeze
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AHHH!! IT GOT ME!!




run for your lives....
Feb 10 2007 11:57PM
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mattster
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mine always kind of suck though... so im sorry about my sub par fish...
Feb 11 2007 12:04AM
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