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YardSale
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How can you tell your girl in a subtle way to trim her bush?
Jan 29 2003 2:25PM
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QuazBotch
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Buy a hedgetrimmer for her.


Jan 29 2003 2:27PM
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YardSale
Posts: 128 - Karma: 11
No, seriously, I really like her, but the bush is a little big. I don't want to sound weird and jst say to shave, you know! But the hedge trimmer isn't that bad of an idea.
Jan 29 2003 2:29PM
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QuazBotch
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make sure its a gaspowered one.

Complain about getting pubes stuck in your mouth until she notices.

Or KO her and do it yourself.
Jan 29 2003 2:30PM
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YardSale
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or i should just make sure to get a load of pubes in her mouth, she might get the point...
Jan 29 2003 2:32PM
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QuazBotch
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I like this one. It has wheels!


Jan 29 2003 2:34PM
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Ski-hobo
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thats a tough one. Shit, Im not sure how I would handle it without really hurting her feelings. If she the type of person you might just be able to say it to her.
Jan 29 2003 4:39PM
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aoe
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ask her how your spose to land on the strip if the grass isnt cut. haha no seriously just tell her. she'll understand
Jan 29 2003 4:52PM
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YardSale
Posts: 128 - Karma: 11
i think i might be able to just tell her, but then again i don't want to ruin a good thing. i'm not just all about sex or anything, so i don't want her to think that's all i care about, you know.
Jan 29 2003 5:05PM
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joshbryant
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You have to trim your nuts first, so she gets the idea.

basically, lp's a poop. - lizziebeth
Jan 29 2003 5:23PM
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Pipe_Munky
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yeah that's basically the way to go!




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Jan 29 2003 5:39PM
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chris_01
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do it for her
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Jan 29 2003 6:09PM
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SkierX
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I was just gonna say that. Make a night outta it...

'Trimming Day!'
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Jan 29 2003 6:13PM
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SkierX
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Oh, and Wear a nice little uniform. Carry a briefcase with the tools in it, and have it say, '-Insert Name Here-'s Bush Shaping Service ~ We trim and shape your garden'
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'if you were doing one of them doggystyle and she flexed her butt cheeks, your dick would get ripped off.'
~Alpentalik on the subject of Serena and Venus Williams

'dave pauls has a baby sized wang so he gets baby sized tang'
~Casper
Jan 29 2003 6:15PM
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PhattTim
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and get all your guy friends around, you can all sit there with a glass of milk and some oreo's and trim your pubes, you could even help each other out!! What a party!!

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Jan 29 2003 6:23PM
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3ski6guy0
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i agree, while u guys are having 'fun' at night, pull out the shaver, or just get her really drunk and then whip it out, i mean the shaver!


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Jan 29 2003 7:22PM
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Hobojibber
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Just tell dat bitch her busch is whizack and she be needin' to trim it bizack. Werd.

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Jan 29 2003 7:58PM
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YardSale
Posts: 128 - Karma: 11
i was thinking more of how to tell her without offending her. i don't think i could just come out and say it cause last night we were talkin on the phone and i brought up this little thing and she kinda got upset over something stupid. she's not a snappy bitch, but she has alot to worry about right now with school, work, and living on her own with no family around.
Jan 30 2003 9:42AM
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CMUSkiFreak
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wwell tell her you dont like goin down till she trims
Gotta love the midwest
Jan 30 2003 11:23AM
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mauii
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just bring up the topic of 'shaving' .. but dont specifically mention her... she'll get the message

-Mike

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viva la resistance!!
Jan 30 2003 11:46AM
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Sk3bUm
Posts: 2517 - Karma: 297
you could always watch a porn with her and show her how nice a bald beaver is
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Some of them mount each other, I give them the most food, because butt humping is an exhausting process and they deserve it, they make me smile. -alpentalik
Jan 30 2003 1:24PM
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five0
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rule # 1...they dont really like to watch porn..even if they say they do they dont
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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!
Jan 30 2003 11:41PM
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Sk3bUm
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i watched a porno with a girl the other day
her idea actually
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Some of them mount each other, I give them the most food, because butt humping is an exhausting process and they deserve it, they make me smile. -alpentalik
Jan 30 2003 11:58PM
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