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if you're happy and you know it - bomb iraq!

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coz
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i heard this yesterday on cbc radio, and i thought that i'd share it with everybody.. i think it sums things up nicely. (hum it to the tune of 'if you're happy and you know it..')



If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are Saudi,
And your alibi is shoddy,
And your tastes remain quite gaudy,
Bomb Iraq.

If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If you think that SUVs,
Are the best thing since sliced cheese,
And your father you must please,
Bomb Iraq.

If the globe is quickly warming, bomb Iraq.
If the poor will soon be storming, bomb Iraq.
We assert that might makes right,
Burning oil is a delight,
For the empire we will fight,
Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think that someone's dissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.

If corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq.
If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq.
If your politics are sleazy,
And hiding that ain’t easy,
And your manhood’s getting queasy,
Bomb Iraq.

Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
For our might now knows no borders, bomb Iraq.
Disagree? We’ll call it treason,
It's the make war not love season,
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq.


Jan 29 2003 10:11AM
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3ski6guy0
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thats awesome, how did u remember all of that?


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Jan 29 2003 10:24AM
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QuazBotch
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I was clappin' to it. Good stuff
Jan 29 2003 1:10PM
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TAK
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That's it I'm moving to New Zealand. Canada's just TOO heaty. All that potienl fall-off is scarifying me.

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Jan 29 2003 2:03PM
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Ski-hobo
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haha, that was great, I wonder if you can download it soon.
Jan 29 2003 4:41PM
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Pipe_Munky
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coz you've got way to much time on your hands dude. funny no less!




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Jan 29 2003 4:53PM
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PhattTim
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haha, that's great

And Tak, you can have my couch bro.

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Jan 29 2003 5:30PM
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ESB
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DUDE.... awesome that you've found that too. I found it on the internet and brought it to a rally in Grand Rapids today... Bush was speaking at a local hospital and about 500 people turned out with signs, banners, and a hell of a lot of peaceful spirit. Imagine ten people singing that at the top of their lungs, and a crowd of hundreds punctuating every line with a HELL-YEAH!

Other chants we had were:

Bush, you liar, your cowboy ass is fired!

1,2,3,4 We dont want your stinking war!
5,6,7,8 We will not cooperate!

We didn't vote for Star Wars,
We didnt vote for fear
we wont support your hateful war
so bush get out of here!



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Jan 29 2003 7:52PM
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coz
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haha, you guys thought i actually remembered and typed all that out?! hellz no.. it was only a cut & paste away.

and nice work kami.. there was a little demonstration last saturday on parliament hill.. i guess that's as close to the president as i'll be getting any time soon.
Jan 29 2003 10:45PM
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cravate
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gold..
'um. yeah um. uh..woah' -me talking to mike 2 nights ago.
Jan 29 2003 11:23PM
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KWagner
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Youre a moron, nothing in that was true. it was unamerican and very irresponsible. I think that because you liberals never have any real arguments, you make up little gay songs like that... and you must have no life to type all that up.
Feb 22 2003 10:36PM
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jizack
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no shit you dumbasses, bombing iraq is the best thing any bush has ever done, besides the gulf war but as soon as this thing really starts its going to beat it out for heezy.



fuk that
Feb 22 2003 11:16PM
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Jib_This
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I actually sang that song while reading it. Fuckin' great!

Message to: Jib_This
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ur a dumb shit
Message to: Jib_This
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Date Sent: 2003-02-22 00:30:55
hey, get a gun and shoot ur self in the head
past tense that
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Feb 22 2003 11:19PM
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welcometojamrick
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bombing iraq is fucking stupid. you know the us has never won a war on more then one front with out a draft and we are about to go in to a war on 3 fronts. i personally will never fight for your country.
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Feb 22 2003 11:19PM
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EastCoastPride
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Awesome, truly awesome, that is my new anthem. I've got to bring that to Washington in the spring...







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Feb 22 2003 11:21PM
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I don't think New Zealand lets many people in...
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Feb 22 2003 11:24PM
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Phrosty
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what has wat ever solved, except slavery, oppression, and genocide.


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Feb 22 2003 11:31PM
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jizack
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slavery and genocide is the shit.



fuk that
Feb 22 2003 11:37PM
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Phrosty
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hell yeah.


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Feb 22 2003 11:38PM
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1080chick
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i think theres a cartoon video thing that goes along with that somewhere but i don't remember heh
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nice
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Feb 23 2003 2:21AM
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KWagner
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After we kick the crap out of Iraq, the Iraqi people are going to dance in the streets...it'll be the best thing our countries done in a long time.
Feb 23 2003 3:47PM
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ski_615
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my friend said there was a verse that said

'he has weapons we can't see,
and thats all the proof we need,
bomb iraq'

'Who wants to put the screws in?'
'I do!'
'No I do! my dad is a mechanic, so I bet I am a lot better at stripping and screwing than you are!'
Feb 23 2003 8:30PM
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lineskier10
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go live in iraq for a month and see how muc it sucks shit and then say no war
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Feb 23 2003 8:48PM
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KWagner
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word lineskier
Feb 24 2003 8:38AM
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coz
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so what you're saying is that the US is going into iraq to liberate the unfortunate iraqi citizens? go live in el salvador for a week and see how wrong you are.
Feb 24 2003 8:46AM
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lineskier10
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yeah im saying by going in there we are gonna liberate the iraqi citizens that are living such a shit life that it is crazy, lots of other countries have crappy living conditions, but in Iraq a lot could be fixed if Saddam was gone because he is such a retard, he spends all of the countries money on the military and on himself and if that money was actually used for the people and the UN sanctions were lifted if he was gone Iraq could become less of a shithole than it is now, and we could kill 2 birds with one stone and get all of his weapons of mass destruction that he sure as hell has, and get his terrorist supporting ass off the dictatorial throne and make a lot of things better than they are
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Feb 24 2003 11:21AM
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lineskier10
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so yeah we are going to liberate them and in this case by taking out saddam the country can be helped but in El Salvador and many South American countries it's a different situation
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Feb 24 2003 11:25AM
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221
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yeah woo bomb sadamm: its pretty easy to be pro-war when you are sitting on your computer at home eating bon-bons and surfing the net. I'd like to see how many of you would support war when you were say, cruising in Hummer running over land mines while sandys take potshots at you from the side of the road. Or when you or your family gets deep-sixed in a terrorist attack because some crazy has a beef with Bush's agenda.

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Feb 24 2003 11:41AM
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Itsbackfliptime
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there are a lot of reasons to go to war. Iraq has violated all the terms of the peace treaty he signed for the last 12 years. He approves terrorism and helps terrorists. He would most likely supply terrorists with atomic bombs. Even though North Korea is closer to getting nuclear weapons Iraq is supposed to disarm themselves.

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Feb 24 2003 5:07PM
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yeah but you cant really be pro-war unless you are a soldier.

...write that down.

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Feb 24 2003 5:13PM
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EastCoastPride
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Oh shit, don't let it turn into another one of these threads...







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Feb 24 2003 5:14PM
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wntrwill
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I was at a peace rally the other day...a great sign there...
'Don't blame me, I voted with the majority'
Feb 24 2003 5:19PM
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KWagner
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Hey sweetcoz, just look what we did to the women of Afghanistan
Feb 24 2003 8:26PM
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coz
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what did 'we' do to the women of afghanistan?
Feb 25 2003 12:56AM
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Ski-hobo
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we liberated them, now they are able to go to school, and they do not have to wear the burqua's any more
Feb 25 2003 1:33AM
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bitchassphatz
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i didn't do shit for them...i dunno what you're talking about....but that's ncie they can shwo their faces in public now. although i don't really have to see them.
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Feb 25 2003 3:47AM
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coz
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so, are you saying that the bush camp's master plan is to go into iraq and liberate the iraqi people? wow.. i didn't realize the american military is made up of such humanitarians. one would think that they could just leave their guns at home, and instead bring along doves.
Feb 25 2003 10:31AM
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MadTrixter
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right now, we don't have much say in this campaign. we just have to let it ride out. i myself am pro-war. but all you anti-war pussies can protest all you want now, but you better show some respect when the u.s. saves your asses from getting nuked. there is no doubt saddam has nukes, and there's even less doubt that he is willing to use them. so what do you want the gov't to do? you want bush to sit there and say 'oh, go ahead, nuke us, why would i care?' we have to do something about this before it's too late.

well enough ranting for me. but i liked the song, pretty fucking hilarious


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Feb 25 2003 1:21PM
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lineskier10
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yeah madtrixx knows the deal, all the anti war people do is complain, they are the people who generally just protest everything the government does and wouldnt be happy unless they were the president, so if we didnt go to war and someone got nuked they would complain and bitch and say we shouldve gone to war probably, so its just pointless arguing with retards like sweetcoz, because he will always be a little bitch and hate the government
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Feb 25 2003 10:07PM
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wntrwill
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sweetcoz is a Canadian
If war were always the answer to solving problems, we would be living in a very uncivilized culture. We have learned to solve problems without violence, and it usually turns out much better than voilence anyways.
Feb 25 2003 10:19PM
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lineskier10
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ok but i still think the same of him
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Feb 25 2003 10:30PM
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coz
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are you kidding me? you think that iraq is in possession of nuclear weapons? this is the same iraq that constantly stalls for time.. constantly drags out the UN processes to the last possible second. iraq has absolutely no chance of defeating the US or the UN in any conflict. the only reason that the US hasn't yet invaded is because of the lack of international support, and that isn't to say that the US couldn't go into iraq this second without any further support and completely take over.

i've got one question to pose.. if the US isn't interested solely in the money/oil/strategic power to be gained through this war, why would they go into iraq, but not north korea.. or zimbabwe.. or any nation with an un-just leader??? i think it's time to realize just how ridiculous this whole conflict is.
Feb 26 2003 9:51AM
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lineskier10
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what you just said makes almost no sense whatsoever, whats your point
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Feb 26 2003 11:02AM
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MadTrixter
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are you trying to say you DON'T believe iraq has nukes? do you have some sort of fucking mental condition? everybody is 99.9% sure iraq has nuclear weapons. now it's just a question of who actually thinks he's a threat. and the leader of our country believes he's a threat, so as i said, now there's not much we can do.

and as for the north korean jive bullshit; how long have they been a threat? what, 1,2, maybe 3 years? how about iraq? 10, 15, maybe 20 years? now who do you think we should take care of first? the ones who have just recently acquired their nukes? or the ones that have been hiding they for years and actually have reasons(not good ones for that matter)to use them?

there is only one way we can avoid a full fledged war. and that is to pay hundreds of billions of dollars for an inside man to put a bullet in saddam's head. i believe if the US would do that, the country would fall to thier knees and give in to our every demand. once saddam is gone they might have a chance to create a democracy. the only reason they hate us so bad is because of everything we have. if saddam stops intercepting the governments money, they will see how much better everybody's life can be. so we have two choices: war, or the one i just stated


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Feb 26 2003 1:22PM
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MadTrixter
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by 'everybody' in the first paragraph i mean nearly every other country


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Feb 26 2003 1:23PM
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Bawb
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Talk is cheap. Lets not forget the failure to remove this despot last time around and the cost to humanity as a result.





Bawb, I can trace this wanting for abuse back to your childhood i see it all the time. See growing up you had two dads, whereas everyone else you knew had a dad and a mom. This put you in the 'outsider' catagory right off the bat. Some of your earliet memories were bad sounds coming from your parents bedroom. The crack of leather whips and chains echoed through the hall of your mobile home. One day when you braved the nerve to open the door to this room of horror. You opend the door and saw both of you your dads with their mustaches where they didn't belong. Since that moment in your life you have craved abuse, someone that could beat those memories out of your little head. - Dr Von ReefSideRider
Feb 26 2003 4:23PM
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DRISKEY
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war sux. i hate this fucking country. they make a big deal about all the anti-americanism being taught in iraq, but really our government does the exact same fucking thing. do you really think that the gov tell us everything? cuz if you do i got news for you, they hide so much from us that the president signs bills in order for them to be protected so that we cant know. we are just as guilty as they are. im looking to start a new kind of army, thats too smart to fight and too smart to kill!

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Feb 26 2003 4:44PM
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ok FUCK OFF. Stop with all this American 'high and mighty' shit. Peolpe are trying to justify this war by saying it will save the poor Iraqis who are suffering under Saddam. First off, why the fuck do you care? Second, dont think for a minute that the primary reason for starting this war is for America's selfish interests, and the fact that a handful of MINORITY groups will finally be free from Saddam is only a sidenote to appeal to those who value compassion but are too foolish to listen to anything other than the American side of the story. Most Iraqis support Saddam, regardless what you have been told in the news. The Kurds tried to revolt and are the supposed beneficiaries of an American attack, however, The Turks will no doubt slaughter and enslave them, but what does America care? Saddam will be gone and nobody will give a hot fuck about the poor Kurds Uncle Sam tried to save from Saddam, only to turn them over to Turkey. If you want suffering and poverty, look on the streets of any American city. I think the States should solve its own problems before it goes overseas to solve the problems of others. All this shit about helping Iraqis is bunk.

Under the UN (an organization founded and funded by the US) EVERY country has the 'right to self-determination' that is, people of any nation have the right to select their own government, as long as its not Saddam, Noriega, Ayatola, a Communist government, Castro, the list goes on and on. It should be re-worded to say 'the people of any nation has the right to select a government that The USA approves of'. Let the Iraqis have Saddam, let them have their chemical weapons, who really fucking cares? Their country is the size of Colorado for fucks sakes.

And what about all the other places in the world that have shitty, totalitarian governments? (Like all of Africa) Why doesnt the States go a big crusade for human rights there? Because there is nothing for them to gain. Right now anyway. Its funny how there are big rewards for the US every time they go 'help' one of these foreign countries by declaring war on them. The US has made money on every war since the turn of the last century. Try watching something other than CNN a.k.a. 'Bush's state-run propeganda network', then formulate your opinion on America's greatness and wisdom, or lack of it. shit.

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Feb 26 2003 5:17PM
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NSmessiah1
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Iraq does not obey me andn look whats happening to them
Feb 26 2003 5:36PM
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MadTrixter
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what don't you understand?? this war is not about gaining anything. it's not about protecting the citizens of iraq. it is about protecting the united fucking states


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