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the spork

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alpentalikthe3rd
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best invention ever? second to skis of course

''Never trust anyone until you see their private parts.''
Jan 28 2003 3:15AM
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Adrenaline
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and a must have weapon against online attacks
Just Huck It.
Jan 28 2003 3:16AM
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caylorswift
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correct on both accounts
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Sam

'i used to have a little but now i have a lot
im still im still wiener from the block' - wiener

VIVA LA RESISTANCE
Jan 28 2003 3:19AM
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Jib_This
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The spork is where it's at
Jan 28 2003 3:20AM
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alpentalikthe3rd
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haha... remember this song from top gun - danger zone... total 80's

''Never trust anyone until you see their private parts.''
Jan 28 2003 3:23AM
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Adrenaline
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top gun is the shit. those aviators, the music. total classic

Just Huck It.
Jan 28 2003 3:24AM
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shasheba
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Anything that can go both ways is good in my book
sporks for life
Jan 28 2003 6:40PM
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Pipe_Munky
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it be all bout da spizorks mudda fuckas!!!




Viva la Resistance!

Storm Trooper of the Silent Army

Hold my girlfriend while I kiss your skis!
Jan 28 2003 7:27PM
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cams
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you could even use it to make mini-booters for your huck doll..


Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

'What time is it?.. Saturday?
Jan 28 2003 7:39PM
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steevner
Posts: 4502 - Karma: 47
bump.

what is spork, who is alien.


and why can't you reply to this thread

https://www.newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/9163/
Mar 7 2007 7:13PM
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Billek
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Was that back when you could use html? Someone might have fucked the page up with that.
Mar 7 2007 7:16PM
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akerbacker
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spork = spoon fork, i think
Mar 7 2007 7:16PM
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Holden27
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see lets use comparison
fork = good at rails
spoon = good at jumps
spork = ok at rails and jumps

the spork can do everything, but not as well as the things with single purposes, but alas, the jump fool has whack style on rails and vice versa, whereas the spork is stylish anywhere
Mar 7 2007 7:19PM
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Billek
Posts: 5665 - Karma: 98
spork is also a park rake dig-tastic weapon of snow shaping
Mar 7 2007 7:20PM
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killabees
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sewage sytem
Mar 7 2007 7:20PM
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unchyll
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fucking knife can cut the spork in half!
thus the knife is the alpha male
Mar 7 2007 7:20PM
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sack
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sporks are pretty great, but I don't use them

Mar 7 2007 7:34PM
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steevner
Posts: 4502 - Karma: 47
i've uncovered some information

How to survive an Online_Alien attack
Carry a plastic spoon or Spork with you at all times.

If the online list says there is one less member online than the number of members in the online list, chances are the alien is close by. Be very careful and surf the site with extreme caution!

Before you learn to protect yourself you must learn a bit of History about the alien. It first appeared late into a Saturday night when 2 young Newschoolers.com members were surfing and noticed that the online list said there was 3 members online while they were the only 2. They barely escaped with their lives that night but Newschoolers.com was safer because the Alien was now known of and could be avoided.

The best weapon you can have against the alien is a plastic spoon-fork, aka spork, you should have one on hand at all times while surfing Newschoolers.com.

Band together in groups with other members, only one can never stand up to the alien.

If you have confirmed existence of the alien, have your plastic spoon or spork, and have formed groups for protection all you can do is surf Newschoolers.com with extreme caution and hope with all your might that you will not be attacked.
Mar 7 2007 7:37PM
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Travapple.
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why are sporks only plastic????
Mar 7 2007 9:51PM
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hoodratz47
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IS THER AN ATTACK>> I STILL HAVE MY SPORK>>>>> BRING IN THE TUBGIRL!
Mar 7 2007 9:56PM
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caitie_baby
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Sporks remind me of taco bell
Mar 7 2007 11:34PM
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K2skipunk
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gotta love em, i had one from popeyes, but then they closed, and it was the only place with sporks, and my mommy threw mine out
Mar 8 2007 12:03AM
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Travapple.
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hahahahahahahaha............ me too
Mar 10 2007 10:49AM
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