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Masturbate for Peace

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PowderPrincess
Posts: 2767 - Karma: 20
HAHAHA my roommates friend just came across this site, and it cracked me up so i thought i would share it with all of you.. go to:

www.masturbateforpeace.com

haha as my roommate told her friend: 'You do it already, why not do it for the country!'
*brooke*

'pocket rocket i hope the next time you get on a chair thhe liftie smashes the back of your legs so you cant even go and be a poser anymore.'- weiner
Jan 28 2003 1:56AM
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PowderPrincess
Posts: 2767 - Karma: 20
HAHA some possible bumper stickers for this 'movement':

War's for squares, play downstairs

Stop war now, milk your cow

When you jerk it tonight, keep peace in sight.

Wank, Spank, Stop that Tank

Don't enlist, use your fist!

Down with war, stroke some more

War is cruel - flog your mule

Don't attack - play with Jack

Get peace fever, rub your beaver!

My pussy doesn't meow, it roars -- for peace.

Give your Bush the finger!

For peace to work, you need to jerk

War is heinous, thumb your anus

You Can't Beat Off with Nuclear Arms

War is Mean, Flick Your Bean

War is wrong, whack your schlong.

My 'friendly fire' harms no-one

Palms Not Bombs

I'm going blind for Mankind

War is silly, whack your willy

Think globally, whack locally

(Don't smitten, kill a kitten.)

*brooke*

'pocket rocket i hope the next time you get on a chair thhe liftie smashes the back of your legs so you cant even go and be a poser anymore.'- weiner
Jan 28 2003 1:59AM
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skier_boy26
Posts: 11295 - Karma: 502
hehehe



funny website
-Grant

*Fuck El Niño*
Jan 28 2003 2:00AM
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kevywevy
Posts: 6292 - Karma: 13
lol very very nice!!
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Jan 28 2003 2:03AM
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Ski-hobo
Posts: 7121 - Karma: 15
haha, funny stuff
Jan 28 2003 2:39AM
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alpentalikthe3rd
Posts: 51 - Karma: 10
Masterbation.... America's REAL favorite past time

''Never trust anyone until you see their private parts.''
Jan 28 2003 3:02AM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I love it!

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
#Cut the Jibba Jabb Crazy Fools! Start Skiing!#
*Be greatful, everyday, for snow, mountains, gravity and skiing*
@Talent Is Important, But Image Is God!@
Jan 28 2003 4:40AM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
nice
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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

so what are your likes and dislikes?

'well i like burning things...and i dislike things that dont burn'
Jan 28 2003 9:25AM
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SkierX
Posts: 16253 - Karma: 538
hahaha. One of the funniest websites I've read in a long time.
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'if you were doing one of them doggystyle and she flexed her butt cheeks, your dick would get ripped off.'
~Alpentalik on the subject of Serena and Venus Williams

'dave pauls has a baby sized wang so he gets baby sized tang'
~Casper
Jan 28 2003 11:39AM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 72
HAHA BROOKE I LOVE THE LAST ONE!
-Mike

'Isn't 14 legal for everyone?' - Dave Pauls
Jan 28 2003 12:55PM
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PowderPrincess
Posts: 2767 - Karma: 20
haha i thought you would get a kick out of that one mike... i will never let your or pauls live it down how sick you are with the stuffed kitten.
*brooke*

'pocket rocket i hope the next time you get on a chair thhe liftie smashes the back of your legs so you cant even go and be a poser anymore.'- weiner
Jan 28 2003 1:23PM
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cams
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 26
will spank it Sam I am...
I will spank it on my cam
I will wank it in my house
I will wank it with a mouse
I will jack it in my car
I will five finger disco near or far
I will wank it on the floor
I will slap it to make peace not war
I will beat it because I can
I will masturbate Sam I am - RoseyLips, Kansas

I think this could change lives, maaannn

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

'What time is it?.. Saturday?
Jan 28 2003 5:40PM
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aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
hahaha nice. these are my favorites

Give your Bush the finger!

War is heinous, thumb your anus

You Can't Beat Off with Nuclear Arms
Jan 28 2003 6:20PM
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Pipe_Munky
Posts: 10887 - Karma: 2,165
Top 10 Reasons to Masturbate for Peace

10. It's too cold to go outside and demonstrate
9. If I go blind they can't draft me
8. The walls need painting white anyway
7. This is my weapon...this is my gun...this one's for shootin....oh, never mind.
6. If you want it done right you have to do it yourself
5. All the lube will give me a baby-soft dork
4. It may be the only 'peace' I'll be getting for a while
3. If I use my left hand, it feels like someone else has joined my cause
2. What else am I going to do with the 80 GB of porn on my PC?
1. Because I can't give myself a peace blowjob





Viva la Resistance!

Storm Trooper of the Silent Army

Hold my girlfriend while I kiss your skis!
Jan 28 2003 6:30PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
well if were masturbatin for peace, consider me leader of the peace core
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Alex

Guerilla Trooper of the Silent Army

::Viva la Resistance!::
Jan 28 2003 6:51PM
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Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18


Oh, shit I spelt something wrong? Fuck you cocksucker!
Jesusjr.com
I bring threads back from the dead.
Wasted State Represent!!
I like my boots like my women, rear entry.
Jan 28 2003 7:21PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! thats the best ive seen yet
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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!
Jan 28 2003 7:23PM
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MSPbum
Posts: 349 - Karma: 12
AHAHAHAHAHAH, that shit is great

Jan 28 2003 7:30PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36

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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!
Jan 28 2003 7:41PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36

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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!
Jan 28 2003 7:44PM
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Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18
i think i might whack off right now.

Oh, shit I spelt something wrong? Fuck you cocksucker!
Jesusjr.com
I bring threads back from the dead.
Wasted State Represent!!
I like my boots like my women, rear entry.
Jan 28 2003 7:51PM
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Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18
i knew that other post wouldn't last

Oh, shit I spelt something wrong? Fuck you cocksucker!
Jesusjr.com
I bring threads back from the dead.
Wasted State Represent!!
I like my boots like my women, rear entry.
Jan 28 2003 8:38PM
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Ski-hobo
Posts: 7121 - Karma: 15
hahaha, awsome thread. some funny shit said.
Jan 28 2003 8:41PM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
ok, who here signed the petition/??? all those who did say 'I'..... I
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Sam

'i used to have a little but now i have a lot
im still im still wiener from the block' - wiener

VIVA LA RESISTANCE
Jan 28 2003 8:51PM
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cams
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 26
I


Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

'What time is it?.. Saturday?
Jan 28 2003 10:53PM
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schlonginator
Posts: 3971 - Karma: 27
I'm having a wank as we speak!



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Just JIB It!!
Jan 29 2003 1:18AM
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TAK
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 14
In the history of Canada, I'll help with peace talks, for while you may be a cunning linguist, I'm a master debator.

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A scholar's ink lasts longer than a martyrs blood - Irish proverb
Jan 29 2003 1:25AM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
HAHA, I!!

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
#Cut the Jibba Jabb Crazy Fools! Start Skiing!#
*Be greatful, everyday, for snow, mountains, gravity and skiing*
@Talent Is Important, But Image Is God!@
Jan 29 2003 4:55AM
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$1080PLP$
Posts: 4382 - Karma: 12
i don't need to i have brooke for that

.:[Tyler]:.
Jan 29 2003 8:20PM
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mariberries
Posts: 800 - Karma: 10
haha, high quality!
mariberries
Jan 29 2003 8:30PM
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PowderPrincess
Posts: 2767 - Karma: 20
whaaaa
*brooke*

'pocket rocket i hope the next time you get on a chair thhe liftie smashes the back of your legs so you cant even go and be a poser anymore.'- weiner
Jan 29 2003 8:35PM
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jarossamdb7
Posts: 6322 - Karma: -10
Hey all
dont hate, masterbate
masterbation, livin in a happy nation



dont be a loner, cover your boner
u cant go wrong if u shield your dong
no glove, no love
cover your stump b4 u hump
b4 goin into heat, be sure to package your meat
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Feb 13 2003 7:13PM
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mtbaker_rules
Posts: 640 - Karma: 11
Pretty funny stuff. I'm glad those peace loving hippies finally came up with something creative and entertaining.
-just ski it
Feb 13 2003 9:15PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
damn thats funny



i'll fantasy freeride my foor up ure ass
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'You do't think it was the bullets?'
Feb 13 2003 10:07PM
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jizack
Posts: 2486 - Karma: 16
its funny how dumbass always makes comments refering to him and brooke being together and 'making it with each other'. we don't really give a fuck, so you got a piece, its not like you need to share it with every fuckin body. so you get some congratufuckinlations. its not like we respect you anymore for it, cause for the most part we all already know yoiu are a fuckin tool.



fuk that
Feb 14 2003 2:53AM
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PowderPrincess
Posts: 2767 - Karma: 20
jack settle down. its not like every other guy on this site doesnt talk about his girlfriend. i personally dont care if tyler makes remarks like that, but he is not a tool, so dont call him one.
*brooke*

'sometimes you gotta stop and remember. that your not gonna be young forever. think smart, have fun, stay true and don't ever grow up.' -the ataris

*powderprincess and tahoefreerider...official newschool bitches*
Feb 14 2003 3:08AM
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SUpilot
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Taste Death. Live Life.
Feb 14 2003 11:50AM
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MadTrixter
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i've seen that site before, it's fucking hilarious


*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'I could take that thing out with my paintball gun'
-my friend who wanks it to paintball guns talking about the military helicopter parked outside our school
Feb 14 2003 1:50PM
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jizack
Posts: 2486 - Karma: 16
for real though we really don't give a fuck, just as someone stated to me earlier is that its tylers big claim to fame around here is that he is going out with brooke. big fucking deal.



fuk that
Feb 14 2003 3:01PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36

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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!
Feb 14 2003 3:31PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
wtf is wrong with the fookin picture
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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!
Feb 14 2003 3:32PM
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SirOzq
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Ski,Sex and Rock ´n´roll
Feb 14 2003 4:23PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!
Feb 14 2003 4:49PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
AAAAA HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!
Feb 14 2003 4:49PM
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1080enemy
Posts: 2171 - Karma: 13
ahahahhahahahhahaha wicked. fricken hilarious
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'the world is full of guided missiles, and misguided men'
Feb 14 2003 6:17PM
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pistolwhipped
Posts: 13 - Karma: 10
BWAHHAHAHHAHAHA
------------------- 'Hey thats no chew toy.'
Feb 14 2003 6:18PM
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jizack
Posts: 2486 - Karma: 16
quit making these stupid ass worhtless gays ass laughing posts you bitches.



fuk that
Feb 14 2003 6:36PM
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1080enemy
Posts: 2171 - Karma: 13
no, ahahahhahaahhaahhahahahhaha
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'the world is full of guided missiles, and misguided men'
Feb 14 2003 6:39PM
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kevywevy
Posts: 6292 - Karma: 13
hehehehehahahahahabaaahahahahahwwaaaaaaaaa!!!!!
lmao!
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*Vice President of the ERICH FAN CLUB
Feb 14 2003 7:28PM
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jizack
Posts: 2486 - Karma: 16
you guys are limp.



fuk that
Feb 14 2003 8:39PM
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yeti
Posts: 6335 - Karma: 17
lol jizack is pissed today!

Harvey: 'worste-game-ever'
dpoiii: 'haha so bad it deserved an extra e'
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Feb 15 2003 12:14AM
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