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James bond hit a box

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chemicalski
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so im sitting in video productions class and one of the older james bond movies is playing ( it was a sean conery one) and HOLY SHIT hes getting chased on skiis. in the process he jumps up to a patio, slides across a table, then drops off the other end.

james bond started rails/ boxes

haha, well i thought it was pretty cool...
Jan 19 2006 10:04PM
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=nick=
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thats sick hahaha
Jan 19 2006 10:06PM
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timmi
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its a little known fact that james bond actually invented skiing. he wrode 2 beautiful women. down a snow covered hill
Jan 19 2006 10:07PM
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squibble
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youve got doulbe signatures,
Jan 19 2006 10:08PM
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timmi
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and you just read both bitch
Jan 19 2006 10:11PM
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hartig
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hahahha wow i didt that too.. im gonna hate you all over again timmi, yet cherish you for fooling me many times...
Jan 19 2006 10:12PM
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potatofarmer
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him and chuck norris
Jan 19 2006 10:18PM
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dweezileast
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^no chuck norris really invented skiing off cliffs, because that was so much more awesome. this became known as chucking. unfortunately, chuck landed hard one time, and lost his C
Jan 19 2006 10:20PM
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chemicalski
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see, its the hard working people at holly wood that created our sport.

now if only we could get jessica alba on a pair of twins going switch off chads to save the world... sporting nothing but.. but.. eh its better if shes not wearing anything
Jan 19 2006 10:23PM
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Snowcase
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so so creative i like that one
Jan 19 2006 10:23PM
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Billiards.
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jea james.....haha.
Jan 19 2006 10:23PM
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freeride724
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with steez or without?
Jan 19 2006 10:29PM
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chemicalski
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mad steez. im talkin straight up gorilla, he had huge oakly pants on too
Jan 19 2006 10:30PM
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*542*
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James bond is sick, he had a gun is his poles i think.
Jan 19 2006 10:32PM
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r.w
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Go BOND!
Jan 19 2006 10:40PM
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dweezileast
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so wait, did he slide it sideways, or what
Jan 19 2006 10:51PM
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zepscratch
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bond is the man, he can do anything while boning wicked hot chicks at the same time.
Jan 19 2006 10:54PM
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johanblaze
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that was roger moore in "on her majesty's secret service". not sean connery, fuckass.
Jan 19 2006 11:05PM
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t3shellvenom
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i remember a few roger moore bond flicks, one was a skiing beginning where he does a rodeo off a cliff and shit and then shoots people with his poles. the other one he is getting chased with guys on dirtbikes and he rides down a bobsleigh track. another bond had pierce brosnan and he has a ski scene agains paraglider guys too
Jan 19 2006 11:07PM
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chemicalski
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holy fucking christ sorrrrry moore not connery. point is he slid the table. it was the one with the dirtbikes and the crazy biathalon dude wants to kill him but his gun gets bent so he picks up and throws his dirt bike (pcp??)
Jan 19 2006 11:15PM
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RudyGarmisch
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In "The spy who loved me" Roger Moore goes switch on old straight skis, shoots a guy behind him with a pole/rifle and then does a switch misty 5 off a cornice. Completely rediculous.
Jan 19 2006 11:29PM
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PacificRimJob
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And snowboarders think they can take credit for terrain parks and jibbing?

heck no! thats roger moore's buisness.

Thank god for those crazy ass Brits.
Jan 19 2006 11:38PM
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chemicalski
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haha, i think that they shouldnt fuck up the next james bond and just get schiller or t-hall to play the part
Jan 19 2006 11:58PM
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PacificRimJob
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Tanner hall? with a british accent and in a tux?

Not going to happen.

and he is not going to have his hair done like that anytime soon... hes not like that. lol.

shiller is basicly the same way...
Jan 20 2006 12:03AM
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chemicalski
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well symms proved hes good with the ladies
Jan 20 2006 12:04AM
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PacificRimJob
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CR could do it.

I would go see that movie for sure.

CR with a gun, 2 planks, and a very fast car...

I think he could pick up more ladies than he did in Pop Yer Bottlez
Jan 20 2006 12:06AM
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chemicalski
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true, but who would he be up against, who is the most evil person in the freeskiing world?
Jan 20 2006 12:11AM
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freekier1080
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Crazy shit
Jan 20 2006 12:12AM
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Schoening
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yea not anymore
Jan 20 2006 12:12AM
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mattster
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did he slide it unnatty and 270 out ?
Jan 20 2006 12:15AM
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PacificRimJob
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no... make it like... the gaper alliance is trying to take over colorado or something.

and its all these gapers on boards and shit and they have guns and crap... then CR busts out with some fucking tight equipment and takes them down.

MI6 would be proud.
Jan 20 2006 12:23AM
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tjski
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dude who cares? but thats sweet 007 rules hahaa.
Jan 20 2006 12:37AM
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Tze.C
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if he did a 50-50 than it equals 'yawn!'
Jan 20 2006 1:10AM
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KeegLove
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thats double O COOL! ...hahahah...no...ok:(
Jan 20 2006 2:43AM
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strode
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the picnic table slide was in "for your eyes only" and the pole guns and switch misty 5 are in "the spy who loved me."

and i believe it was george lazenby in "her majesty's secret service" wasn't it?
Jan 20 2006 5:55AM
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timmi
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are you joking? in one he did a switch misty 5? either that or i am incredibly gullable. but i have to know for sure!
Jan 20 2006 9:36AM
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mk2
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it was the one with te ice berg sub right?
Jan 20 2006 9:42AM
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chemicalski
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not sure,but i think bond should be officially recognized. did they even have boarding back then?
Jan 20 2006 11:12AM
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skidemon22
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i don think so.
Jan 20 2006 2:51PM
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dwalk
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the "for your eyes only" skiing scene is one of the best action scenes ever, he even bombs off a ski jump on regular skis
Jan 20 2006 2:51PM
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theguynextdoor91
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james bond and chuck norris should make a movie together it would be orgasmic
Jan 20 2006 2:56PM
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617jibber
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hahaha
Jan 20 2006 2:56PM
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Saki
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when did james bond hit a box. Thought that would be sick
Jan 20 2006 3:50PM
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leninlover
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you idiot its amovie its supossed to be a Fucking chase scene
Jan 20 2006 3:57PM
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espen^R
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haha. word
Jan 20 2006 5:29PM
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Kev
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there is a stunt guy that did all the james bond skiing shots, i can't remeber his name but he was a sick big mountain skier, and quite possibly a ex-oylmpic skier....
Jan 20 2006 5:31PM
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JamesB
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yuh it was dope man a fuckin 270 on switch up 270 off with bond steeze
Jan 20 2006 5:38PM
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Jwenz
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Sickkkk
Jan 20 2006 5:49PM
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gopher_guts
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he also skis a close out line and pulls a sick Mckonkey ski base-jump with a union jack parachute. The original. The stunt guy was paid 30 gs for it. sick.
Jan 20 2006 5:59PM
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PacificRimJob
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His name was Rick Sylvester.
Jan 20 2006 6:44PM
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pwallstreet
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i've totally seen that bond, just before that he throws a 3 down on cross country skis. Bond can do it all!!!
Jan 20 2006 6:47PM
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