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I was walking home from watching a world cupmogul event at deer valley, when a strange dude probably 25, comes up to me and says" Hey buddy do you know how to open a car with a coat hanger?" I reply no. He answers"Are you with anyone?" I also say no and run off. I think if I said I was with someone he would have kidnapped me so I wouldn't tell them. Holy shit
uhh... i don't think that's being "almost kidnapped"... if he like, taped you to a chair in the back of his van while asking if you knew "how to open a car with a coat hanger", and by "opening a car with a coat hanger" he really meant "how to recieve rigorous anal sex from a man much like himself", you might have a better story...
or could it have been, he asked how to open a car with a coat hanger because he locked his keys in the car, and when you answered no he asked if you were with someone in the odd chance they could help him? naaah.
well me and my friend went to the Vermont Open at stratton 2 years ago and i forget what the hotel was called but it was the big yellowand white one at the bottom of the mountain, and we saw this guy and his friend comming out of the hotel while we were going in so they opened the door for us the one guy winked and said hello, no big deal. (other than the fact that he was extemely creepy looking, with the think dark eye brows, dark hair) Later that night we decide to go out and we see him and his friend outside a bar so we decide to head back cause we didnt want to take our chances with him. So we go and sit in one of the lounge living room areas, cause the couches were extremely comfy and no one else was in there it was pitch black so we keep the lights off and watch tv. when you sitting on the end of the couch you can see somewhat through the windows on the side of the door, and we didnt have the tv loud. so i see him zipping up his fly as he gets out of the elevator. and then he decides to come in this dark room by him self.... yeah so we sat quietly and listened to comedy central. This playboy bunny came on the tv she had a big gap in her teeth and he was like oooh thats so hot, and then the comedian was talking about masturbation and setting the mood and he was like 'oh yeah.. thats about right, that puts me in the mood'.. i couldnt take it any more cause he kept making all these sexual comments to us so we left
Some old guy, maybe 70, asked me if i needed a ride last night, and i told him to get the fuck away from me. So he just tailed me till i walked in my house, and sat in front. SO i walked out with a baseball and tryed to chase him down but he drove off quickly.
Yeah doesn't sound bad to me... But this one time we where in Philly in 7th grade at some spaghetti resturant. The teachers told us to go to the bathroom in pairs so we did... And thank god we did because when we went into the bathroom this scrubby ass homeless guy in the bathroom asks if I have a quater. I say no, so he goes and asks my friend which was wicked creepy because he was in the stall doing his business. The guy actually tried forcing open the stall door to get to him. We booked it and just told the nearest teacher.