Post funny stories about snowboarders and skiers

one time two snowboarders had gay sex on a rail.

i saw that and it scarred me for life ^^

i would have to say my funniest story would have to be this year. I step up to this table (i swear it was 10 feet at the most) and all the snowboarders there were saying its too big and stuff like that. so i go up and meet a friend there and i tells me to pull a 3. so i start on the inrun and then a snowboarder is like, oh is big boy skier going to pul a three? so i pull a quick 180 and throw down a fakie 3 nose grab. they saw me land it and start skiing down the hill switch and (my friend told me what they said) the snowboarders were like that is easy skiing is gay. so i climb up for another hit and they say wow gay trick. so i say to them goofy or regular. and he says regular. so i ask him to pull a fakie three. he tries falls starts swearing the jump was to big while talking back up the hill, he mows down a small snowboarder kid and goes face first into a bush and then a tree at the side of the hill. I couldn't stop laughing.

hahahaa

i would have to say it was the time a skier was being loud on the chairlift, and a snowboarder told him to "shut the fuck up, fag" and then once he got off the lift he decked the snowboarder

^ouch!

i just hope it didn't ride down the pipe and hit him square in the nuts. i have seen that ina skateboarding video once

i saw a snoboarder go for a three foot rail, wipe out beefore he hit it and said it was the biggest rail he had hit is entire life and it was too biig for him. he truns around and this 6 year old id shows him up with a perfect railslide . funny as hell

my friend knocked both his front teeth out doing a backside one on a snowboard... cleared the landing and knee went into his face

^ ouch

thats not funny. thats like my worst fear. teeth knocked in...shit.

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