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snocone2001
Posts: 379 - Karma: 10
Alright so I was waiting at the top of the terrian park yesturday and there were like two other kids on skis, everyone else was snowboarding. And I guess one of the other skiers was doing 7's and I heard a snowboarder go can you believe that guy pulling 7's is on skis? He said it like it was the crazyiest thing he had ever heard like he didn't know that you could do tricks on skis. It was pretty funny how stupid he was.
Dec 17 2005 10:17PM
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sexy_skier_babii
Posts: 2490 - Karma: 15
haha
Dec 17 2005 10:19PM
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PoleySkier
Posts: 1331 - Karma: 96
some stupid snowboarder stole my shoes and goggles today at the hill i walked up to him took them off his head and skied away later i tolled the ski patrol and he got arrested i got my goggles back but i lost a 100$ pair of oakley shoes
Dec 17 2005 10:20PM
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wskibum176
Posts: 1536 - Karma: 13
it happens all of the time...snbowboarders juyst dont expect some dude w/ baggy clotying on skis to come out and go huge
Dec 17 2005 10:20PM
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crooks
Posts: 14693 - Karma: 786
haha yeah today me and eva, (scratch_900) were doing this rail, but it was on the bunny slope, and we were just hiking it, and some noobs that boarded were like, u are going to grind it!?!? on skis!?!?
Dec 17 2005 10:21PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Haha, that's exactly like today was. They had setup a very large step-up (longest jump I've ever hit) and I was sessioning the jump and after one of my hits a kid on a snowboard comes down and says this to the other boarders I was riding with, "Hey do you guys know the name of that skier who's sending that massive jump spinning and doing tricks and shit?" It was probobly the funniest thing to listen to.
Dec 17 2005 10:22PM
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wskibum176
Posts: 1536 - Karma: 13
one time some tuff boarders tried to tell me i couldnt hit this rail they were doing. So after like 3 of them went i hit it and 270 out. They just stared as i rode switch and stared right back at them
Dec 17 2005 10:24PM
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snocone2001
Posts: 379 - Karma: 10
^ haha thats sweet
Dec 17 2005 10:25PM
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wskibum176
Posts: 1536 - Karma: 13
i ride w/ alot of boarders becasuse there is only one other person in my town who skis. But we always raise the bar and they cant keep up
Dec 17 2005 10:56PM
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Ruski
Posts: 1872 - Karma: 11
haha, fun stuff, alot of the people at my school dont know what twin tips are and i have my binders/notebooks etc covered in ski pics and almost every week i have someone asking and looking amazed
Dec 17 2005 11:01PM
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spere
Posts: 6105 - Karma: 248
yea, quite a few snowboarders have been living in caves for a while and have no idea what is going on at the mountain
Dec 17 2005 11:48PM
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knotbox
Posts: 1790 - Karma: 13
yeah snowboarders are soo gay they cant even do 1 footers or lui kangs
Dec 18 2005 12:05AM
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bermbuster49
Posts: 7445 - Karma: 90
yeah the good snowboarders are aware at my mountian, all of us(the locals) are pretty tight, skiing or snowboarding.

but here we go, best thing to do hhahah, "beginner steeze", just go out into the park and have a really wide stance, bend over stick your poles in the air, just look like a noob and then bust a trick, today my friend boyer was ring down, snowplowing, going out of control, looks all twitchy, then he goes to the one jump and keeps looking back at the snowbaorder behind him hahah, and i guess the kid got scared or something so he bailed and then boyer lights up a cork 5 over the like 20 foot jump it was great hahah. serously everyones like WHOA DID YOU SEE THAT?!?!?! probably just from the shock of seeing someone ski soo slopily and then bust out a smooth as shit trick.
Dec 18 2005 12:06AM
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acoustikrage
Posts: 1001 - Karma: 10
^hahah! that's actually pretty funny.
Dec 18 2005 12:20AM
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Scoszko
Posts: 508 - Karma: 11
some people are just unaware of shit thats going on around them
Dec 18 2005 12:25AM
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WONTON
Posts: 6951 - Karma: 55
yea dude its crazy....u could like ski past a boarder and fart and theyd be like WHOA! that skier just farted..........................
Dec 18 2005 12:29AM
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Billiards.
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 816
Not Park City, everyone knows evryone throws it doown, snowboarders and skiers alike. It also seems like we all have good respect for each other
Dec 18 2005 12:38AM
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bmxican_89
Posts: 2617 - Karma: 23
today a snowboarder behind me in the lift line was like "hey guys look its johnny mosely!!! can i have your autograph?!?!"

"Sorry i dont have a pen, but do you want to touch me"

"Can i have your autograph?"

then i held out my pole and i was like "Do you wanna lick my pole?" and he got kinda pissed and i sat down on the chair and he yelled somthing about a bitch and my jumpsuit.
Dec 18 2005 12:50AM
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KeegLove
Posts: 10166 - Karma: 55
dont be hatin on the snowboarder hes just noob
Dec 18 2005 2:36AM
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ninjea
Posts: 2083 - Karma: 28
thats the way to show them that they suck
Dec 18 2005 4:24AM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
how is he stupid for not know that skiers can do 720s? is it his fucking job to keep track of skiings progression? if i were a snowboarder i wouldnt give a single shit about skiing. so to the creator of this thread, fuk u.
Dec 18 2005 2:40PM
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teamjib
Posts: 217 - Karma: 10
^ wow....that was harsh...
Dec 18 2005 3:31PM
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l337
Posts: 1244 - Karma: 14
yeah, The snowboarders who snowboard for fun and go a lot know that we can do tricks and rails, But the snowboarders that snowboard because it was new and everyone was doing it think that skiers suck because they aren't on boards. When they see us in the park they think oh he is going to suck but then we do some sick trick and the boarders are surprised. I love their faces when that happens.

One time I was waiting to hit a rail and some kid goes "are you going to hit that rail?" I was like "No, I am going to do a fucking spread eagal off the side like all the other dumbass skiers"(because were I am from some ski racers go off the sides to get air because they are scared of the real jumps)
So the kid was like "oh ok" I then wedged to the jump and then did a 270 on and landed switch. I hiked back up and the kid was still sitting on his ass. He then said "I thought you werent going to hit that rail?"
Dec 18 2005 3:44PM
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JayDope
Posts: 6842 - Karma: 408
this one time at creek me n my friends were on the gondola with like 3 girl boarders and then they started talking shit about skiers and how much we suck so we started telling that about hwo much it pisses us off that they cant even make it up a jump without falling or how when they sit in the middle of a trail trying to get that tihng straped to theie feet so we get off the lift and me i went ahead and layed down irght in front of the 3 boaders and one by one they all stepped on me i was like tooshaw
Dec 18 2005 3:50PM
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iheartskiing7
Posts: 410 - Karma: 10
haha. i was on the chair lift the other day with a bunch of snowboarders and we were talking about rails. and they didn't know skiers could do rails. they were so dumb
Dec 18 2005 3:53PM
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D_Mezz
Posts: 1382 - Karma: 16
yea sum snowboarders are cool but most are gay...yesterday i went off this jump and tri a 5 and i didnt get it and these boarders on the lift were talking shit down to me adn one of my friends yelled up to him for them to tri it next time! and then they all shut up
Dec 18 2005 4:00PM
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