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Most embarrassing moments?....
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Ok.... When i was young we used to have water gun fights with the kids in the neighboorhood, (who didn't right?) anyways... This one time we where outside playing and i was using my mom's 'multi-directional' water gun not knowing what it was....
Anyways- that's about the same time my parents broke out the difference about the birds, and the bee's out....
Another time was when i was in grade 9, i tried to trim my own sideburns, but i fucked up pretty bad, but went to school thinking nobody would make a big deal out of it....
the 1st person to say something about it too me was the girl i had a crush on, Y'up, that destroyed
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Walking in on a guy putting duct tape on his cock for his genital warts because he read in Cosmo that duct tape gets rid of warts.
god that was funny.
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Come on you pussies post some stories....
This happened just last night....
so im out drinking and i come home, and my parents where having a block party social, anyways i'm totally fucked, and i start puking my guts out in the washroom, and everyone could here, because they where in the living room next to the wash room.......
ya it sucked....
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well im about to have my most embarrising moment when i walk into school tomorrow with my new classes.....**shudders**......
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ahh i got a ton! well, lets see. one time when i was little, my cosin convinced me and her should do the naked dance. we got naked, ran out in the familyroom in front of our family. then we got yelled at and told, ' girls dont like to see boys naked, and boys don't like to see girls naked.'
i got better ones, ill post when i remeber
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one minorly embarassing moment was at SMS this past summer, i was trying to slide one of the beginner rails (a PVC pipe held up by a wooden structure) and when i got onto the rail, the wooden structure broke and the rail rolled off down the hill. everyone seemed kind of pissed at me...it was funny.
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my mom walked in on me having sex with my girlfriend, that sucked
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me: well you will be rich, but since you are canadian the money will become worthless whenever it touches your hands
her:wait a minute...good point
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this one isn't embarassing but it's kinda funny.
so im 10 years old chillin outside my schoolw aiting for my stepbro to pick me up and i fell asleep. i wake up to some lady screaming 'YOUR ALIVE!' and she tells me she's called the cops and that she has to leave. So, she bones out and then a fire truck pulls up. They ask where the dead kid was, so i told them i was the kid and explain it all. it was a fucked up day. AND MY STEPBROTHER NEVER PICKED ME UP! thay son of a bitch!
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ah i got another one, this one was fuckin' bad.
alright it's about 6:00 a.m. and my dad lets my dog outside of our house and it sees a skunk. he runs right at it and get fuckin sprayed in the mouth. he bolts inside and jumps on my bed and starts breathing all over me. i wake up and smell that shit and didn't think much of it, considering it was jsut my dog who got sprayed. so i take a shower and get dressed. im immune to the smell of skunk now cuz im thinkin it was sjtu my dog. so i goto school and right away everyone's like 'DAMN, what smells like a skunk', i couldn't fuckin do a thing. to sum it up, it was the shittiest day of school i've ever had.
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ooooo i had forgotten about this one....it's a bad one.....girls please don't read this....ah fuck it, some things jsut gotta stay a secret
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this one isn't too bad, but it pissed me off.
so we're rippin the bong in a van and it's this girls first time. she goes to hand me the bong and dumps it all over my pants. im all high and didn't notice it yet, cuz i wasn't tlakin to someone else or some shit. anyhow, everyone in the car is like 'who spilt bong water, and i look down at my pants and it's fucking covered and by now she's already handed me the bong. so she tells everyone it was me who spilt it and shit. it was horrible, cuz i didn't knwo if i really di or not. then about a 1 1/2 years later she fuckin told me it was really her who split it all over me. THAT FUCKING BITCH!
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ha! those wooden things sucked! it broke twice the week i was up there. thos rails sucked ass anyway.
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This one time at the zoo ( i was probably about 15 - on a school trip) i got caught with my dick up an elephant ass .... enough said
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^WHAT, thats definetly not enough said,
and where should i remount my tms, for like 40% park the rest all mountain
this one time when i was a bit younger i got my dick slammed in the toilet seat and then i collapsed and started crying and rubbing my wang because i hurt so bad, then my parents heard me so they came in and thought i was jackin off, because i was rubing it and moaning, it was really fed up
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this sint that bad but once, i was in nh and i just got some oldschool reeboks, ayways then theyre in my bag and i start twisting them and swining them. 5 minutes after i get them, i get outside and the bag gows flying and the shoes, (white ones) got all dirty in mud and then all these people were looking at me.
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when i was in like grade 7 and i somehow managed to slip and fall down the stairs on my ass right infront of 2 of the hottest girls in my grade...and they burst out laughing. fuck aha.
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loosing my bikini top wakeboarding when i was going into 10th grade with a bunch of the "cool" seniors watching
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Dropping a really smelly fart in an elevator with only one other perosn in it. Still had 20 floors to go.
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Tryin to nosebutter in the lift line in 8th grade and double ejecting onto my face.
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those last two are great.
mine would be having diarrea in 5th grade and not making it all the way to the shitter.
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wow, that exzact same thing has happend to me. but i managed to get some colonge from some friends after gym.
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oh yes, back in the day, that happened more than once. fucking awful timing.
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this story was when i was in garde nine and i steped in shit and i didnt know and i draged it throu the whole school not knwoing it was on my foot
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first time riding the t-bar.. i hadn't ever seen anyone do it... it caught me on the back of the jacket and started dragging me up the hill, the lifty was laughing and i just couldn't say anything at all... :[
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