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Parents and Sex Talks

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fappy
Posts: 2960 - Karma: 15
Defintly got my first sex talk tonihgt.

from my mom...

it went somewhat like this:

Mom: So, you do understand that sex is a good thing right?
Me: yeah, idk
Mom: God gave it to us not just for reproduction, but for fun too.
Me: ok
Mom: So, just remember put a condom on your....thingy. (laughs)
ME: (WTF!!!!) later

worst moment ever. any other expeirences people have had with their parents and sex talks?
Dec 5 2005 6:19AM
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ski_cartel
Posts: 6598 - Karma: 18
i have never got one, evner sence my dad walked in on me getting it on with one of my first girlfriend. I think he just figured i must know whats going on
Jun 9 2006 3:14PM
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sneather
Posts: 6672 - Karma: 19
i never got one
Jun 9 2006 3:20PM
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s.jeff
Posts: 2255 - Karma: 32
haha i was supposed to have one may long weekend from my aunt (its like a tradition she gives them)
Jun 9 2006 3:42PM
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A_E
Posts: 15350 - Karma: 310
hahahahahahahaha^
Jun 9 2006 4:07PM
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FREESKIER_FIVE-0
Posts: 99 - Karma: 10
mine went something like this:
Dad: u know that sex is only if u love someone right?
me: yeah
Dad: and u know sex leads to pregnancy
me: yeah
Dad: dont do it unless u want to be a dad
me: ok whatever
Dad:yeah, sex leads to pregnancy...unless ur fuckin with a catholic priest.
me: please dont ever say that again, i think my brain just barfed.

and thats as extensive as mine got. true story. ive been scarred for life.
Jun 9 2006 4:29PM
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gnarzard
Posts: 366 - Karma: 10
i'm in a national geographic movie about reproduction. now i can officially say i was payed to be in a sex movie. we watched it in science class. even my cousin on the other side of the country watched it. EVERYONE WATCHES IT!!!!!!!!!!!
Jun 9 2006 6:16PM
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slimbruddah
Posts: 2611 - Karma: 25
why were u going to winnipeg?
Jun 9 2006 6:31PM
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killabees
Posts: 8558 - Karma: 494
haha my parents never really gave me the talk it was mostly my brother, he just said if i needed a condom come to him
Jun 9 2006 7:59PM
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MissMontana
Posts: 971 - Karma: 42
my parents shipped me off to a private, all girls, catholic boarding school so they could avoid it.
so, instead, I got "the talk" from a group of NUNS. it went like this: "Well, girls, we know none of you are sexually active. Well, we hope. and we think that you should turn your lives to God, but if you dont, there are some things you should know..." they then went on to explain sex in some detail (including: "it feels really... nice") but if they're nuns... how does that work?
Jun 9 2006 8:20PM
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MaxPower007
Posts: 83 - Karma: 10
Apparently my grad date's dad told her "Have fun, don't spread 'em". That would be so awkward. I haven't got "the talk" yet, but they found porn on the comp, so I had to talk about that which wasn't fun.
Jun 10 2006 6:22PM
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scratchskier170
Posts: 443 - Karma: 10
the closest ive goten to one was wen my sister started doin sex ed and my mom asked if i needed any condoms. i just laughed and said im good.
Jun 10 2006 6:26PM
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Dangus
Posts: 126 - Karma: 126
Yeah mine was like 5 years ago..

Dad: Do you know what sex is?
Me: Yeah.
Dad: you know you should wear a condom becuase there are STD's
Me: yeah.
Dad: Ok. good.
Sep 23 2006 7:11PM
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BLKOUT
Posts: 1287 - Karma: 20
whateva! I do what I want!

so what is "the sexual age"?
Sep 23 2006 8:14PM
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BLKOUT
Posts: 1287 - Karma: 20
I knew a guy like that except he was the pig and didn't have a gf
Sep 23 2006 8:18PM
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canadianhotchik
Posts: 362 - Karma: 10
haha oh man my parents are sooooo awkward about that...imagine your parents finding "evidence"...ya not good times in my house
Sep 23 2006 9:07PM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
once.

dad: you know I'm a biologist right
me: ..yea...why...
dad: I know alot about biology
me: okay...
dad: and those squirmy questions about sex
me: k
dad: alright then
Sep 23 2006 9:10PM
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grams.
Posts: 7406 - Karma: 186
thats the same thing im thinking cause i got mine when i was like uhh 7? hahaha
Sep 23 2006 10:11PM
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grams.
Posts: 7406 - Karma: 186
hahahahahaha thats some funny shit
Sep 23 2006 10:12PM
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AhrenStein
Posts: 1941 - Karma: 177
you got it easy
Sep 23 2006 11:05PM
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Dangus
Posts: 126 - Karma: 126
Well i think it was only that becuase he was more nervous about talking to me about it then me hearing it from him.
Sep 24 2006 11:42AM
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Ghst
Posts: 5820 - Karma: 10
hhaha awesome
Sep 24 2006 12:26PM
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grams.
Posts: 7406 - Karma: 186
ahhahaha
Sep 24 2006 8:45PM
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Black-Bandanna
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 1,602
yeah,i haven't gotten one yet **crosses fingers**
Sep 24 2006 9:36PM
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jibjim
Posts: 1814 - Karma: 10
haha, i had the SAME talk,
Sep 24 2006 9:53PM
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powderchick
Posts: 238 - Karma: 10
i gave my friend a sex talk tonight.
Sep 24 2006 10:11PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
never had any talks. learned everything from porn
Sep 24 2006 10:12PM
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BusyJohnSohn
Posts: 3483 - Karma: 29
I was on the chairlift and my dad was like, they teach you about the connection between males and females at school right?, and I was like ya, and he was like,"OK good now I don't need to give you the talk
Sep 24 2006 10:30PM
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StevenSegal
Posts: 1716 - Karma: 16
me:ummm mom i have a really big problem
mom:what is it dear?
me:my dick
Mom; umm yea what about it
me;i just told you
mom:huh
me: it's really big what are you fucking retarded?
Sep 24 2006 10:30PM
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Kendo
Posts: 902 - Karma: 11
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sep 24 2006 10:37PM
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