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Parents and Sex Talks

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fappy
Posts: 2960 - Karma: 15
Defintly got my first sex talk tonihgt.

from my mom...

it went somewhat like this:

Mom: So, you do understand that sex is a good thing right?
Me: yeah, idk
Mom: God gave it to us not just for reproduction, but for fun too.
Me: ok
Mom: So, just remember put a condom on your....thingy. (laughs)
ME: (WTF!!!!) later

worst moment ever. any other expeirences people have had with their parents and sex talks?
Dec 5 2005 6:19AM
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frogger69
Posts: 664 - Karma: 16
hahaha
Dec 5 2005 6:53AM
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frogger69
Posts: 664 - Karma: 16
how old are you
Dec 5 2005 6:54AM
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Ski-hobo
Posts: 7121 - Karma: 15
my dad was like, "did you teacher talk to you about the birds and bee's"
me: yep
dad: ok, I'll fuck off.
me: yeah, go fuck yourself
dad: yes sir
me: and close the fucking door
Dec 5 2005 7:49AM
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KEVTRON
Posts: 3544 - Karma: 1,171
i wish i could say that to my parents some times
Dec 5 2005 8:01AM
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sneather
Posts: 6672 - Karma: 19
haha thats awsome
Dec 5 2005 8:02AM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
wrap ur HIV infected whang up man
Dec 5 2005 9:48AM
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Literature
Posts: 13673 - Karma: 3,086
I agree.
Dec 5 2005 9:54AM
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japanada
Posts: 13784 - Karma: 1,957
ahha, he should spread the goodness that his parents gave him.
Dec 5 2005 10:48AM
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skisebski
Posts: 5970 - Karma: 21
hahaha.
Dec 5 2005 11:28AM
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Sashac
Posts: 3197 - Karma: 88
TRY BEING A GIRL AND HAVING YOUR DAD TALK TO YOU ABOUT IT.
Dec 5 2005 12:18PM
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Snowcase
Posts: 11456 - Karma: 634
haha
Dec 5 2005 12:18PM
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sherpasrock
Posts: 2382 - Karma: 10
ouch...
Dec 5 2005 12:24PM
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grubix2
Posts: 2628 - Karma: 25
This happened my senior year of highschool:

MOM: Andy, I was looking looking through your room today for that lacrosse award you won so I could show you aunt... and I found something else.
ME: Fuck
MOM: No, I didn't find your condoms... I found those last year actually. I actually found that letter you recieved from your second grade teacher that you lost.
ME: ... ... ... ...
Dec 5 2005 1:14PM
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ErikT
Posts: 2750 - Karma: 14
your mom gets FREAKY haha
Dec 5 2005 1:18PM
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SeanB
Posts: 3022 - Karma: 71
I never had one, it was sweet. I really don't know why they are needed nowadays anyway (that makes me sound wicked old), I knew what was going down by the time I was in like grade 5 and if I hadn't sex ed in high school would have been there for me anyway.
Dec 5 2005 2:16PM
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espen^R
Posts: 2330 - Karma: 192
so you have ? share the story with us
Dec 5 2005 2:19PM
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espen^R
Posts: 2330 - Karma: 192
My mom tried to tell me 2 years ago (when I was 1 year under the sexual age) that I was too young.

WTF!! I said.
Ill fuck whenever I want to bitch!

then I left the room
Dec 5 2005 2:31PM
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ErikT
Posts: 2750 - Karma: 14
what the fuck? sexual age? that doesn't come in years, it comes in experience of life. and youre comin off desperate askin for a story of a sex talk between a girl on the internet and her dad...just my 2 cents.
Dec 5 2005 2:34PM
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wolvenfire
Posts: 201 - Karma: 11
hahahaha thats great
Dec 5 2005 2:57PM
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Snubluck
Posts: 2192 - Karma: 11
I never had one..you don't really need them unless you are way sheltered.
Dec 5 2005 3:55PM
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DynastarriderGP
Posts: 8258 - Karma: 214
my mom gave me a book to read.
Dec 5 2005 4:07PM
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DynastarriderGP
Posts: 8258 - Karma: 214
it had all these diagrams and taught you how to beat off, much better than my mom talking to me about it.
Dec 5 2005 4:08PM
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SchweitzerSki
Posts: 4479 - Karma: 11
hahahaha i got the book too. no talk, just the book.
Dec 5 2005 4:12PM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
I think my parents assumed i figured it all out waching tv and movies. DING DING DING, CORRECT!!
Dec 5 2005 4:14PM
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JONNYZ
Posts: 909 - Karma: 6
that is hilarious
Dec 5 2005 4:15PM
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Ruski
Posts: 1872 - Karma: 11
my mum never talks about sex w. me my older brother decided to...the horror, i dont think he remembers much of the talk though cause he was kinda tipsy
scene: 2 am, puerto valarta mexico winter break, my brother gets back to the hotel and is sitting outside smoking a cigar on the balcony when he sits me down for "the talk". (my bro was 23 at the time and i was 14 it was suposed to be a family fun trip)
Dec 5 2005 4:34PM
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KingShit
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 7
What sex talk? The only words that were said were don't be stupid.
Dec 5 2005 4:36PM
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Cheeseninja
Posts: 386 - Karma: 12
Never had one, but this is how it would go down if it did:

Parent: I think we need to have a talk about hot fucking (or whatever)
Me: K, what do you want to know?
Parent: *leaves*

hell yeah
Dec 5 2005 4:39PM
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Shaggy
Posts: 4349 - Karma: 17
hahaha, yeah, my mum just told me "dont be stupid."
But me and my mum are really close, and i'm not uptight about talking about shit with anyone, so any talks about sex dont bother me.
Dec 5 2005 4:42PM
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$tezzyStu
Posts: 1139 - Karma: 11
they never told me how it works, they just reiterate most of the time bfore i go out to keep it wraped up and dont drinka nd drive.
Dec 5 2005 4:44PM
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spen-cer
Posts: 1694 - Karma: 652
hahaha
Dec 5 2005 4:45PM
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Me.
Posts: 1429 - Karma: 10
I got a book about puberty called "What's happening to me?"
Dec 5 2005 5:31PM
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Dr.Barq
Posts: 720 - Karma: 15
i still havent gotten the real talk my dad jsut says to me "im not gonna waste your time i jsut wanna let you know that i really dont care what you do just dont get arrested and dont get any girls pragnent." he also states that i should live my life like george clooney and get with as many girls as possible i try to live up to that.
Dec 5 2005 5:33PM
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spin
Posts: 1330 - Karma: 11
ahaha i think i had that book
Dec 5 2005 5:35PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
my parents showed me a video. It was interesting.
Dec 5 2005 5:38PM
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japanada
Posts: 13784 - Karma: 1,957
ahhahaha...awkwared.
Dec 5 2005 5:46PM
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InfernoHits
Posts: 4755 - Karma: 192
I've been repeatedly told to "stop thinking with the wrong head" from my mother, its was disturbing
Dec 5 2005 5:49PM
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couchskier
Posts: 614 - Karma: 10
my buddy has one of those massive trunks that looks like a treasure chest it is chockfull of porn vids/mags/toys/lubes/dolls/whatever. He has the whole downstairs to himself and this thing just sits there in the middle of the room, so wrong, oh yeah his girl is a pig
Dec 5 2005 7:43PM
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Ruski
Posts: 1872 - Karma: 11
that explains it, whod wanna bang a pig?
Dec 5 2005 7:50PM
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Gez
Posts: 294 - Karma: 10
definitely remember mine...must have been in middle school at some point. My dad and I were going on a fishing trip that required a 7 hour drive, and you bet your ass we had "the talk" It was terrible...my dad is a doctor too, so this became a pretty long and involved discussion; I had no way out...
Dec 5 2005 7:52PM
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B-Wald
Posts: 8113 - Karma: 96
same situation here.
Dec 5 2005 7:53PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
i got mine when i was 6. it was really aqward for me. but my dad wanted to give it to me and my brother at the same time. 2 birds with 1 stone
Dec 5 2005 8:05PM
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LittleDevil720
Posts: 3719 - Karma: 8
Na my parents never have talked to me, im fucking glad, specially if it was my dad.......or mom.....
Dec 5 2005 8:15PM
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Pklink04
Posts: 5608 - Karma: 392
do you know how that stuff works.
Yeah
OK good, i didnt want to have to go through with this, tell your mom we had the talk, but say that we actually talked about it
Dec 5 2005 8:23PM
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snarky
Posts: 498 - Karma: 13
it went something like this
dad: youir mom wants us to have 'the sex talk'
me:well that was very informative, goodbye
Dec 5 2005 8:25PM
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jib-unit00
Posts: 6704 - Karma: 18
haha same.. they have never bothered yet atleast.. either they assume something since i have two sisters out of college or they jsut dont care
Dec 5 2005 8:28PM
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east_american
Posts: 280 - Karma: 13
i woulda jumped outa the car
Dec 5 2005 8:30PM
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MarkieR
Posts: 5337 - Karma: 98
i got the sex talk when i was a freshman from this super hot senior chick at a party, it was very memorable, lets just say it was hands on.
Dec 5 2005 8:36PM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,122
my partents never had to tell me that shit... i learned on the streets
Dec 5 2005 8:38PM
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