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Heres the story of my life:

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whoisikeEh
Posts: 1552 - Karma: 8


The Story of my life
by me

....Why?
Dec 1 2005 12:53AM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
because you touch yourself at night
Dec 1 2005 12:54AM
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eheath
Posts: 61098 - Karma: 118,241
uhh i pooped a hammer?
Dec 1 2005 12:54AM
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garrett.
Posts: 9304 - Karma: 3,670
did u just find out u were gay?
Dec 1 2005 12:55AM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
you just come out of the emo end of the closet or something buddy, what the fucks up with this
Dec 1 2005 12:58AM
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KEVTRON
Posts: 3544 - Karma: 1,171
haha where the hell did that come from?
Dec 1 2005 12:19PM
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sKILOve07
Posts: 3482 - Karma: 9
seriously, where does any of it come from... its just how it is
Dec 1 2005 2:39PM
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powder_2_the_people
Posts: 1801 - Karma: 13
thats against my religion
Dec 1 2005 2:57PM
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Ski_Unit_19
Posts: 8188 - Karma: 38
and the moral of the story is that stories should'nt have morals
Dec 1 2005 3:03PM
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Wafflez
Posts: 388 - Karma: 10
could be
Dec 1 2005 3:56PM
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STAUSS
Posts: 8232 - Karma: 3,311
your life story is you die trippin on acid at the mountain.
Dec 1 2005 4:05PM
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whoisikeEh
Posts: 1552 - Karma: 8
hey man i never said i was going to trip on acid. i cant get acid right now. so fuck it, i ski high, and sometimes sober
Dec 1 2005 11:55PM
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cLyOnS_45
Posts: 1072 - Karma: 10
lets see, what usual insult hasnt been used, o yes...you were adopted and addicted to animal porn.
Dec 2 2005 12:17AM
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whoisikeEh
Posts: 1552 - Karma: 8
who told you about the animal porn??
Dec 2 2005 12:18AM
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Da-Phunk
Posts: 138 - Karma: 10
why? to ski. why else? sex. why else? well, thats why you became a stripper and started getting abused by govenment agents blackmailing you with the outtakes of sesame street etc.

did i guess right?
Dec 2 2005 1:05AM
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sunvalleyskibum
Posts: 1223 - Karma: 11
dont let this ignorant little fucker get to you man, skiing+LSD=amazing
Dec 2 2005 1:34AM
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back_woods
Posts: 1579 - Karma: 10
dont let this ignorant little fucker get to you man, skiing +LSD = you dumb fuck
Dec 2 2005 9:01AM
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sunvalleyskibum
Posts: 1223 - Karma: 11
have u ever tried it? cuz if you had, you would know its a beautiful experince
Dec 3 2005 12:19AM
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spin
Posts: 1330 - Karma: 11
what, the hammers, or the poop?
Dec 3 2005 12:25AM
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Liam.
Posts: 5172 - Karma: 21
fall out of your chair on purpose then get out pretending like it never happend

if you preform this manoooover correctly
you get laid?
Dec 3 2005 1:15AM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
dude ! lemonade is gods gift to lemons ! and ade !
Dec 3 2005 1:18AM
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MADr.
Posts: 2193 - Karma: 27
and then alice acting like the dumb, curious blonde she was, decided to follow some random fucking rabit.
Dec 3 2005 2:39AM
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DrGonzo729
Posts: 1312 - Karma: 10
feed your kids? i need these bricks
Dec 5 2005 1:47AM
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whoisikeEh
Posts: 1552 - Karma: 8
40 tons in total indeed i SNIIIIFFFFF
Dec 5 2005 1:53AM
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