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Here is one of those "would you rather" questions
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would you rather poop out a softball or piss out a marble?
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poop out a softball. I have pooped tirds about the size of a softball but longer
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you must take it in the ass a lot
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yea dude softballs are bigger than you think. its about the same diameter as a CD
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Plus, softballs are so Soft TOO.
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Thats easy. Think about it, a marble in your dick? I don't think pain could get any worse.
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wait what? have you ever held a softball?!?!?
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sounds like u hold soft balls all the time
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would u rather ski at a shitty hill, one that didnt even have a park and maybe 3 runs, or stay at a really nice ski resort where u couldnt ski?
peace
~Baker~
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the asshole is ment to have solids come out of it. a ureathra is not.
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Hahha, you guys first--- Wow. Shit. I can't even explain it. Thats Crazy. Hahaha.
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what is worse getting hit pretty hard in the balls or the "graze" where you lightly tap a nut and it shreaks(sp?) in pain for no reason.
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Shit a soft ball, i pretty much did it when i didnt shit for 3 days cause i was constipated from taking oxycoton, it was horrible.
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regulation softball is 12''...
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i think your ass would repair itself, i dont think my dick hole would recover from that. god what a horible thread, i can feel the pain.
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poop a softball, i don't think your urethra could stretch that much
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piss out a marble. why? cause my asshole would rip if i chose option a and asshole rippage = nasty infection = miserable pooping experience for a while. not cool. i'm sure i could poke a marble out my pee hole, as painful as it might be, in the long run i think i'd be alright.
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Well theres these things call gall stones, formed by calcium deposits in your kidneys, and they are about 1/10th the size of a marble. Susposidly gall stones create more pain than you can imagine when you piss them out, sometimes surgery is necessary.
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damn! just reading this thread gives me the creeps!!
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yeah pissing out a kidney stone is supposed to be as painful as a woman giving birth... im not sure where i heard that or how they figured that out
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There actually crystalized cholesterol...not calcium.
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^yeah I heard that too, most men that have it have to hold their piss in and go to the hospital so that a tube can be inserted in their urethra, so that it's less painful
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theres ones made of calcium as well i think
but i think i would rather shit out the soft ball
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would you rather watch porn with your parents or watch porn staring at your parents?
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i woukld never pass anything besides piss thru my dick.
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AHHHHHH i can't even think about it
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... that excludes semen?? So you mean you are a virgin, even in the masturbation sense.
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dude the butt hole can strech thats why we can push a summer sausage out but the pee hole you get to much pressure built up and it feels like fricin gas is flowing through it that shit wont strech
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let's maike this a thread like a this or that game thread
swim in a tank with pirahnas, wearing a full chainlink suit, except your penis is hanging out...or swimming in a tank with one vicious tiger shark
the tiger shark wouldn't kill you, people would be there to save you, except you have to cross 20 feet in each pool
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hmm... thats tough. pirahanas. if thats how you spell it. wait. i forgot about the dick thing, but im still going with that.
would you rather drink an entire carton of rotten milk or eat an entire carton of rotten eggs?
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speaking of fish... i know this isn't this or that, but it is kind of interesting:
If you go swimming in the rivers in South America, like the Amazon or the Oranaco, there's this little blood-sucking parasitic fish called the Candiru (also Vampire Fish), and it is feared by South Americans a million times worse than pirhanas. The fish is attracted to nitrogenous waste eliminated through the gills of other fishes, and by following the odor, it can lodge itself into the gills of other fish and feeds off the nutrients from their lungs and in their blood.
Well, it turns out if you piss in the river, the nitrogenous waste (urea) in your urine will also attract the Candiru, since it is the same substance eliminated by fishes' gills. The Candiru will follow the trail of nitrogenous waste, find it's way into the person's urethra and lodge itself in there. It is supposedly one of the most painful things a person can ever experience. The way it lodges into the urethra is by puffing out its fins, which are friggin pointy and kind of sharp, and then it is only removable by surgery. The spanning out of the fins is a fright response, making it all the more difficult to remove the fish from the urethra. Also, these things suck your blood, so don't piss in rivers or you'll be stuck with something a lot worse than a marble or a pirhana in your dick...
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^vampire fish, yuck-o. I wouldn't wish that on/in anyone.
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Hahahaha i love the vampire fish. I think instead of sending child molester/murders to prison, we should make their punishment last only a few hours. Just leave the fuckers in a tank with some of these little bastard fish and make it so they cant get out. Theyll try for hours to hold their piss in, but eventually theyll have to go. When they do a couple fishies will swim right up in there, do their spikey thing, and weel let the guy go on his way, but only after having told every hospital in the country that a man with a fish in his dick might come in, dont help him, hes a child rapist. Fuck prison, we need vampire fish
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dude, a marble out the dick! are you crazy!?
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