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Whats wrong with my balls....

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sirjibsalot
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K today i hiked the pipe all day and near the end my balls were like aching...like actually aching from the inside out and they still hurt...i didnt even fall on them or anything....is just because they were bangin around all day walking up the pipe or what?
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Dec 21 2002 11:44PM
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Freestyla_01
Posts: 8586 - Karma: 34
have you tried masturbation?
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Dec 21 2002 11:46PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 72
are they really hurt? like. standing up hurts?

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Dec 21 2002 11:48PM
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sirjibsalot
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 19
They can take like any abrupt movement.....everything has to be nice and easy
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Dec 21 2002 11:49PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 72
well... if they really hurt in the morning. see a doctor, you may have twisted the ligaments that hold your one of your 'boys'. it happens sometimes to people that do sports like running or hockey.
-Mike

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Dec 21 2002 11:55PM
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missy
Posts: 559 - Karma: 11
isnt there some sort of ..... i dont know, 'sexual' forum where you boys can discuss these things? it really doesnt make you seem all that attractive..

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Dec 22 2002 12:36AM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
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just tryin ta help a brother out. I like how you edited your signature.
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Dec 22 2002 12:43AM
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sirjibsalot
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 19
Ya we all friends here nothing to hide.
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Dec 22 2002 12:51AM
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missy
Posts: 559 - Karma: 11
i suppose...

Word to your mom Harvey. / This young girl, she's a freak.

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Dec 22 2002 12:53AM
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Caden
Posts: 3213 - Karma: 10
dude is it like a stinging pain or like a bulging pain- kinda like a punding headache?


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Dec 22 2002 1:58AM
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Freestyla_01
Posts: 8586 - Karma: 34
or is it like a burning sensation. those hurt.
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Dec 22 2002 5:24AM
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schlonginator
Posts: 3971 - Karma: 27
definately some sort of STD!!




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Dec 22 2002 5:52AM
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sirjibsalot
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 19
Its like a headache...in my balls..
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Dec 22 2002 2:14PM
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yeti
Posts: 6335 - Karma: 17
you could've bruised them and not noticed.

fucked a chick lately? Sometimes after a rough one with my girl my balls ache cuz they've been slapping against her for like an hour.

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Dec 22 2002 3:02PM
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CTripper
Posts: 6520 - Karma: 20
trying icing the boyus and see how it works. my brother recently slipped on an ice patch and when he fell he fell on a pole and slammed his nuts real bad, and icing helped
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Dec 22 2002 4:44PM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
yeah ive had that pain before after goin off a kicker skateboarding a buncha times, it just gets that was cause when you land your balls go down and stop with a lotta force, when mine were hurtin like that the next day they were fine and nothin is wrong with them now
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Dec 22 2002 6:35PM
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Line1260
Posts: 1946 - Karma: 14
i got a wicked case of 'black sack' from airwalking a 6 set over a rail. my tail didnt clear the rail and i let go of the board. it landed straight up and down, at the same time my sack connected real hard with the nose. my whole bag was black/purple for about 3 weeks.


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Dec 22 2002 11:49PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
either ur balls are dropping, or u need a cup or some kind of support for the little guys
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Dec 23 2002 12:42AM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
i think this is pretty common if you ski with boxers. Boxer briefs should provide enough support.

My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass
Dec 23 2002 1:23AM
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yeti
Posts: 6335 - Karma: 17
what are you a bunch of virgin ass bitches? Does no one else get ball slap????

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FROSTMONKEY
Dec 23 2002 2:09AM
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RudyGarmisch
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I've gotten ball slap from cross country. Watch out if anyone decides to ice em, you dont want to freeze dry anything in there. and for gods sake, dont try to wack off when they're under ice.

Oh shit, there it goes....

All these skier kids want to see nowadays is big air. You want to see some big air? Pull my finger...

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Dec 23 2002 2:44AM
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youneedmorelumber
Posts: 755 - Karma: 10
when i used to play hockey, my nuts would ache for days afterwords. it kinda felt like a headache, but it always went away



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Dec 23 2002 11:53AM
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teneighty_skier22
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Tell your girlfriend that you went to a doctor and he said it's very serious. He said they need to be gently rubbed and sucked. 'It could be life and death baby, can you help me?'
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Dec 23 2002 2:27PM
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Whistlermann
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Yeah... usually that kinda ache goes away in a couple days... but if it doesn't don't be shy about going to a doctor... or else you could end up as impotent as a 90 year old man.
-And to missy, obviously this kind of stuff is serious... hence how nobody made fun of him... and if you don't wan to read it, try not clicking on a thread called 'MY BALLS ACHE'
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Dec 23 2002 3:11PM
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Whistlermann
Posts: 4048 - Karma: 12
or 'whats wronf with my balls' or whatever, i got a bad short term memory so sue me.
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Dec 23 2002 3:12PM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
haha teneightyski, if you want your balls sucked use that one
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Dec 23 2002 3:15PM
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1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14
You poor bastard, did you fix em yet?
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Feb 24 2003 10:31PM
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Freestyla_01
Posts: 8586 - Karma: 34
Yeah, where's the followup on this. don't leave us hanging.
bwaahhhaaa.. no pun intended.
Feb 25 2003 2:44AM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
dude i had one of these like a week ago.....i dunno waht it was but when i woke up in the mornin only one of my nuts hurt.....sucked....but i jsut skied it off. after two days of skiing it felt normal again, and i actually attempted a lot of new things in those two days.....so maybe it was jsut pain from my balls enlarging....who knows.....
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Feb 25 2003 3:14AM
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NH_LiNe
Posts: 2140 - Karma: 37
i didnt read anyones repsonse, but just take hit rest it gently on like a log, or maybe on ur desk, get a hammer and slam it until it feels good, if it explodes in ur face, then u need a doctor...

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Feb 25 2003 4:41PM
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gravteck
Posts: 2390 - Karma: 13
Haha yeti... yea for real, I've never suffered myself from ballslap, but the girl I'm seeing the other night asked me if the night previous had been a little rough. So I was like yea at points, and then she was like ok cause the inside of my thighs are bruised. So my ballslap did damage!
Feb 25 2003 5:13PM
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Posts: 3488 - Karma: 11
wear briefs, its like a sports bra for your balls.

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Feb 25 2003 5:51PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
hey if ur a gurl and u dont like hearin about balls then dont click on the thread
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Feb 25 2003 6:27PM
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nealdawgdiamond
Posts: 1685 - Karma: 12
damn man that sucks, i dont think ive ever had that feeling before, if i were you just let them rest, and maybe put some ice on them, see if that works


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Feb 25 2003 8:39PM
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FigmentFilmski
Posts: 1639 - Karma: 266
i suggest preperation T, the testicle cream of the future
Nov 22 2006 2:01PM
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Liam.
Posts: 5172 - Karma: 21
isnt there something like blue balls when u get turn...w/e
u probebly upset it somehow...or ur fucked up down there. if the pain doesnt go away go to a doctor. the worst thing that will happen is u will loose ur balls...no biggy
Nov 22 2006 2:07PM
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Salomon_Girl
Posts: 411 - Karma: 49
^testicular tortion. basically your vasdeferens have tied them selves in a knot. this is actually quite a common sport related injury, see your doctor pronto.
Nov 22 2006 2:09PM
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Kornn101
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hahah thats like the only acceptable way to revive a thread this old
Nov 22 2006 2:27PM
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fizzlefry
Posts: 4662 - Karma: 15
whaat? you guys have never heard of a yo-yo? your balls probably hurt because you were landing a little flat in the pipe towards the bottom. when you jump off something high and land flat your balls sting because of the momentum. they are going down but you are stopping.
Nov 22 2006 2:27PM
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Mat.
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I was scaning threw this thread wondering why it was all of the oldtimer regulars posts looked so familiar, then I realized it was from 2002.
Nov 22 2006 2:29PM
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fizzlefry
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haha i wonder what this kid was searching for haha
Nov 22 2006 2:31PM
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HombreDeHuevos
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something like that happened to me once, like my balls hurt so bad for no reason...i didnt even do anything...but they were fine the next day

id say just try and wait it out
Nov 22 2006 2:34PM
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TheWorst
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yes you may have gotten a 'twisticle'
Nov 22 2006 3:08PM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
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i didnt know ns was for checking out hawt guys...go to myspace buttslutt

and yes i know that was 2 years ago but still my opinion stands
Nov 22 2006 3:13PM
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anna*
Posts: 1701 - Karma: 10
my bf bruised the inside of my thighs, but not with his balls. was his hip bones cause of the way we were laying...
quite painful to go horseriding and have to do a crosscountry and jumps course the next day. made the bruises quite a bit worse.
Nov 22 2006 4:37PM
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BargainBinLaden
Posts: 863 - Karma: 14
blue balls??
Nov 22 2006 5:36PM
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Benson23
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S T D
Nov 22 2006 6:04PM
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Myke
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just rub one out
Nov 22 2006 9:05PM
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sneather
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word
Nov 22 2006 9:09PM
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skicraze123
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go so a doc man my cousin had this thing his balls got twisted up hurt like kicked there aparently lucky for him they straightened out but if they hadn't think of the broken smoke but always (gear no work)
Nov 22 2006 9:12PM
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