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my balls hurt..........

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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
i sacked myself, i was going for this kinked flat to down rail and i didnt have enough speed, so i slid the flat part and sacked myself on the down part, it sucked ass.
tell me about how you guys have sacked yourself, it will make me feel better.


my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.
~mommy~
Dec 21 2002 12:00AM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
Just to make u feel better, schad got nutted, REALLY badly, it was funny cuz it was on a movie... Yeah it happenned to me once as well.


-this comin from the guy that backseated a safety once.
Dec 21 2002 12:02AM
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skier_boy26
Posts: 11295 - Karma: 502
hahaha... was that at stevens today??? cause i did eventually go up there and didnt hurt my balls on the rails
-Grant

Chicken Wang?

*Fuck El Niño*
Dec 21 2002 12:38AM
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Ghost
Posts: 7116 - Karma: 339
If you want your sac to feel better, you could scrape some peanut butter on it and get your dog to lick it off.

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.
Dec 21 2002 12:47AM
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BK
Posts: 2353 - Karma: 1,122
ahh shit, dont tell him anything, he just wants to hear about male genitals.
Dec 21 2002 4:19AM
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kevywevy
Posts: 6292 - Karma: 13
crazy kids always wanting to hear about other guys' balls



Sleep is overrated. But i do it all the time anyways cause im a fucking poser.

Don't forget to honk when you drive by Vern Fonk!!!!
Dec 21 2002 4:31AM
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Brit1275
Posts: 5972 - Karma: 11
were you fucking bleeding chris? were you BLEEDING?!?!?! didn't think so, so I can't imagine it was as bad as mine back in the day.

be aware, ski with care

'doyle's got a boner and wants to stick it in your ear'
Dec 21 2002 3:57PM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
nah balls are worse than most bleedingm unless its an artery or somethin
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Dec 21 2002 5:02PM
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kevywevy
Posts: 6292 - Karma: 13
what are we supposed to feel sorry for you sean??



Sleep is overrated. But i do it all the time anyways cause im a fucking poser.

Don't forget to honk when you drive by Vern Fonk!!!!
Dec 21 2002 5:03PM
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Brit1275
Posts: 5972 - Karma: 11
you don't understand lineskier, it was my BALLS that were bleeding...bleeding a LOT too, i have a scar from it, it sucked. kevin was there, he licked it..dah, i mean saw it

be aware, ski with care

'doyle's got a boner and wants to stick it in your ear'
Dec 21 2002 5:04PM
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kevywevy
Posts: 6292 - Karma: 13
it was really really funny. i guess thats what you get for having soap shoes



Sleep is overrated. But i do it all the time anyways cause im a fucking poser.

Don't forget to honk when you drive by Vern Fonk!!!!
Dec 21 2002 5:05PM
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mogul_racer
Posts: 256 - Karma: 10
CoolerDanYou could always kiss it and make it better... I'm sure the fag would enjoy it.
--But as the technology to build highways and telephones has crept north of the American border, so too have illicit gambling, crack-whores and Shopping Cart abuse gangs.
Dec 21 2002 5:07PM
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con_cept
Posts: 1752 - Karma: 10
Brit1275

Was it you that ripped your sack open on a bike rack???

It was posted a couple weeks ago... it was the worst sacking story ever!!!



No Mr.Porcupine, I don't wanna see your weiner
Dec 21 2002 10:25PM
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kevywevy
Posts: 6292 - Karma: 13
no it was just a hand rail the he was sliding at our old high school. but yeah he made a thread about it somewhere.



Sleep is overrated. But i do it all the time anyways cause im a fucking poser.

Don't forget to honk when you drive by Vern Fonk!!!!
Dec 21 2002 10:31PM
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Brit1275
Posts: 5972 - Karma: 11
yeah, just a hand rail that was a foot taller than my crotch.....it fucking sucked

be aware, ski with care

'doyle's got a boner and wants to stick it in your ear'
Dec 21 2002 10:33PM
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con_cept
Posts: 1752 - Karma: 10
yeah getting sacked really sucks (rails, feet)... but i'm glad I've never had the experience of ripping it open.

or to the point of bleeding.



No Mr.Porcupine, I don't wanna see your weiner
Dec 21 2002 10:36PM
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switch_skodeo
Posts: 304 - Karma: 11
you boys watch your sacks now. i learned in my women's self-defense class that if you put your hands around some guy's balls and clap really hard you can start a major bleeding going on there..and in several minutes, the guy would have bled to death.
Dec 21 2002 11:28PM
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kevywevy
Posts: 6292 - Karma: 13
that would fucking hurt!!!!!! just reading that made me hurt



Sleep is overrated. But i do it all the time anyways cause im a fucking poser.

Don't forget to honk when you drive by Vern Fonk!!!!
Dec 21 2002 11:31PM
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CalgaryJibber
Posts: 1828 - Karma: 19
ONe time me and my friend were reffig a paintball oturney, and then i looked to do a paintcheck, and then i turned back, looked on the bro8und, and he was ltiying there holding his nout s with blood on his hand!!

R. Kelly, R. Kelly, I wanna lick yo bawl sweat

scuse me, escuse me, i need to get by now
Dec 21 2002 11:40PM
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lineskier10
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haha brit that sucks, if you sliced your balls too much would they fall out though
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Dec 22 2002 12:05AM
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604gromculture
Posts: 134 - Karma: 14
today i had a close one, luckly the rail was 3 iched lower than my nuts other wise it woulda been bad
Dec 22 2002 12:11AM
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
well the good thing is that i cleaned the rail every other time


my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.
~mommy~
Dec 22 2002 1:15AM
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skier_boy26
Posts: 11295 - Karma: 502
well, i hurt my hip on that kink at stevens today, but my balls are safe and unharmed so i am happy
-Grant

Chicken Wang?

*Fuck El Niño*
Dec 22 2002 1:36AM
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Whistlermann
Posts: 4048 - Karma: 12
Killign your balls is bad... but on single rails putting a hand down for protection can be worse. Ex. Mike Atkinson sprained his thumb doing it in feb. 2002 and still needed to wear a brace in july. Nad pain goes away, although it is hella painful and you risk impotence... The key is not sucking at rails
^^^Drop into the Pipe and Smoke it^^^
Dec 22 2002 1:43AM
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mammothpunks
Posts: 5724 - Karma: 372
you pussys dont know anything about pain. this summer i broke my seatpost on my mountainbike going about 40mph off a jump. i landed right on my jagged broken seatpost night on my nuts. shit was bleeding. it wasnt fun


'I should put my camera on a tripod - its easier to drink beer that way' - dirty steve
Dec 22 2002 1:43AM
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Whistlermann
Posts: 4048 - Karma: 12
K2 ski pimp you should put some tiger balm on your sore balls... it makes em feel sooo good
^^^Drop into the Pipe and Smoke it^^^
Dec 22 2002 1:44AM
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
and now after today i have a big fucking bruise on my inner thigh


my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.
~mommy~
Dec 22 2002 1:46AM
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1080SwitchRider
Posts: 246 - Karma: 9
my friends bro jump off some stairs and onto his couch...only he nailed the corner of the couch with his nards. his sack split open and his nust were like almost falling out...it was fucking serious he needed hardcore stiches...
but chicks dig scars right?
Dec 22 2002 1:48AM
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
holy shit, stiches on his nutsack?


my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.
~mommy~
Dec 22 2002 1:49AM
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mogul_racer
Posts: 256 - Karma: 10
Damn 1080 Switch, can you imagine showing that puppy off to your friends?
--But as the technology to build highways and telephones has crept north of the American border, so too have illicit gambling, crack-whores and Shopping Cart abuse gangs.
Dec 22 2002 8:52AM
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D-spin
Posts: 3609 - Karma: 21
this fat kid steped on my ballz, It was crazy painfull, I started to cry and my ballzs were blue, no body belived me that it hurt that much but it was my ballz bettween his foot and a cement floor(him weighing over 150 pounds), It almost makes my cry just thinking about it again...

'Joyride Flims'
Dec 22 2002 1:35PM
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LifeJacket
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I'D cry for sure


'I'm still Ugly'
Dec 22 2002 6:36PM
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nkmo.
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Funny how he refered to fat as 150+ lbs. but anyway, in ninth grade i pissed this girl off and she turned around and booted me in the nuts. she was wearing those hooker boots so it hurt like 3 times as bad. i went into the bathroom and threw up, then just fell asleep in my next class. the teacher asked what was wrong, and he understood, so he just let me sleep.




There are 2 things in life you should never have to pay for:
1. Sex
2. Water
Dec 22 2002 9:25PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
fat, 150 lbs, what the fuck. I'm 6'1 and 192 lbs, cuz i box in my spare time, and can beat y'all on the treadmill any day.

-this comin from the guy that backseated a safety once.
Friend-'Dude, i just got a 130 on my iq test'
Me- 'Thats an SAT'
Friend-'Oh shit'
Dec 22 2002 9:28PM
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D-spin
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ya he was short and when somone's standing on your nuts there fat no matter what, because, um....

'Joyride Flims'
Dec 22 2002 9:30PM
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