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CDC Bird Flu Advisory

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Bangor
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The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu.

If you experience any of the following, please seek
medical treatment immediately:

1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to crap on someone's windshield.
Nov 17 2005 11:36AM
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d-loc
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haha 3/4 of those are symptoms to like 1000's of other illnesses. good call CDC
Nov 17 2005 11:39AM
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Taydawg197
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Wow that made me laugh since i thought it was all serious hahahaa
Nov 17 2005 11:40AM
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d-loc
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tissue paper can, ive dont it ;)
Nov 17 2005 11:41AM
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powder_2_the_people
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sense not make. english speak, yes?
Nov 17 2005 12:25PM
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skis420
Posts: 34 - Karma: 10
"tisse paper can, ive donE it"

One letter really throws you off that much moron(to the guy above me)
Nov 17 2005 12:29PM
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Ski_Unit_19
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he was talking about the guys sig
Nov 17 2005 12:31PM
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WIfreeskier
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hah yeah my dad emailed this to me, pretty funny
Nov 17 2005 12:34PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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OHHH NO THE BIRD FLU, SARS, WEST NILE VIRUS! IMM NEVER GOING OUTSIDE AGAIN!
Nov 17 2005 12:49PM
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freestyler540
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I only have the urge to crap on someone's windshield.
Do I have birdflu?
Nov 17 2005 1:17PM
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almostaskier
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THE KILLER BEES ARE UPON US!
Nov 17 2005 3:18PM
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Snowcase
Posts: 11456 - Karma: 634
dude they are such fags....
Nov 17 2005 4:34PM
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zepscratch
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i thought #6 was normal
Nov 17 2005 5:40PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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ahahaha
Nov 17 2005 5:40PM
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