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Things you may not have known about Chuck Norris

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Aenigma
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www.sandstorming.com/index.php/2005/09/random-facts-about-chuck-norris/
Hopefully that works, this has made my life worthwhile.
If Chuck Norris had a dollar and you had a dollar, Chuck Norris would kick your ass and take your dollar.
Chuck Norris volunteers at the retirement home just so he can push old people in wheelchairs onto the freeway.
These are just a few bits of essential knowledge, I suggest you read up in order to become a valuable part of your community.
Nov 12 2005 5:45PM
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oakjewlery
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already saw it noob
Nov 12 2005 5:58PM
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Aenigma
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Well now you've seen it twice, so you're that much better of a person.
Nov 12 2005 6:00PM
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gravity13
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number 18, we have something in common
Nov 12 2005 6:42PM
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zepscratch
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that was pretty funny
Nov 12 2005 7:59PM
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Timmy_G
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alot of that was new to me... some made me laugh but some didnt. the ducks quack is a good one.
Nov 12 2005 8:11PM
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Ski-hobo
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you just gotta see the top 30 list, some of them such
Nov 12 2005 8:12PM
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Literature
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Chuck Norris is the only male human to give birth. His only child; Vin Diesel.


Yeah.
Nov 12 2005 8:17PM
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squibble
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hahaha... i love chuck norris
Nov 12 2005 8:18PM
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Aenigma
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Chuck Norris' tears are the cure for cancer. Too bad he never cries.
Good thing I'm not the only one that enjoys some good ol' mindless entertainment.
Nov 12 2005 8:19PM
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b-ladd
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Chuck Norris secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.
Jun 17 2007 7:01PM
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TheButterHashira
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haha old thread
Jun 17 2007 7:24PM
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