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My mountian is pathetic

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freeskier0808
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http://www.appskimtn.com/

hahaha thast why i cant wait to leave for colorado in 1 month....haha

peace
Oct 30 2005 11:28PM
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MattTweak
Posts: 234 - Karma: 10
DAMN and i thought my mountain was small. it looks huge compared to some of the hills u guys have. i have mad respect for those of u who consantly go up to those small ski areas and just rip it up.
Oct 31 2005 8:56PM
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BigJew
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Oh yeah, The closest so called "mountain" has like 100feet vertical. 1 T-bar, No park, Nothing I can't ski switch. and a massive 1.5ft cliff.
Oct 31 2005 9:05PM
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jimmychung
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..that's pretty much all of it right there, it's something like 250 vertical feet. Manchester skiing represent!
Oct 31 2005 9:41PM
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nilzlet
Posts: 1892 - Karma: 16
ha, i wish i had a park.
Oct 31 2005 9:41PM
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martockpublicenemy
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man you got a nice park
Oct 31 2005 9:49PM
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ihatemyscratches
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well my mtn has no park, 22 trails, 5 chairs, a pipe groomer (sitting in a shed, not pipe, WTF???) and two lodges. Oh theres also a ski patrol who go down in the "pizza slice" and chase after hoolgans who should dare to build a few very small jumps and drops in the woods. Oh, the mountain is on STATE LAND which makes it blow more cause there are police tnere all the time and the managers don't claim responsibility for actually clearing out the two "glades"
Oct 31 2005 10:30PM
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djikstra
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hahaha is there a road at the top of the lifts? hahahahah
Oct 31 2005 10:35PM
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Subjekt
Posts: 1431 - Karma: 12
ive skied there many times, the lift hurts, its like a hook bar, and there is no pipe, the lift trail is just elevated, ive always wondered if you could gap it but theres never been enough snow to build a good lip when i was there :(
Oct 31 2005 10:44PM
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Subjekt
Posts: 1431 - Karma: 12
and yes there is a road there, with houses all down it and everything, and the city or town or w.e plows it so theres a snowbank up there too.
Oct 31 2005 10:47PM
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lawless
Posts: 298 - Karma: 10
my home mt. was a military cold weather training base in the middle of alaska. they rented it out to the town on the weekends. one long t-bar and the runs were named colors
http://www.wainwright.army.mil/nwtc/default.htm

look for pictures of the surrounding areas. no dak got nothin
Nov 1 2005 1:21AM
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cmo
Posts: 2325 - Karma: 1,085
where the hell are there glades at mohawk. and they had a pipe like 5 years ago than never had one again. so many more kids would go there if they had a sick park like sundown
Nov 1 2005 3:46PM
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Treestman
Posts: 3049 - Karma: 300
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and the steepest trail on the mountain, rated double black, during the middle of winter.
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and the trail map
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it has about 300 vert, gets 60" snow/yr, and the claimed terrain park has 4 sucky rails that yhey dont even build the jump up to, and no jumps. They even knock them down when you try to build a jump yourself.
Nov 1 2005 4:40PM
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Treestman
Posts: 3049 - Karma: 300
they make it look 3x bigger than it really is and only 1 trail goes straight down the falline, blue=green, black=blue
Nov 1 2005 4:42PM
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Skillz
Posts: 945 - Karma: 50
You guys got nothin on this:

[IMG]http://www.meribel.net/img/plans/pistes_0405_3Vallees.jpg[IMG]
Nov 1 2005 4:46PM
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Skillz
Posts: 945 - Karma: 50
Woops

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Nov 1 2005 4:47PM
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Treestman
Posts: 3049 - Karma: 300
not funny^
and i think my mountain takes the title of worst mountain ever
Nov 1 2005 4:48PM
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Thorvildsen
Posts: 1867 - Karma: 12
stop complaining.

this is my home mountain
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Nov 1 2005 4:59PM
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Treestman
Posts: 3049 - Karma: 300
no, that terrian park you have is way better than mine, mine doesnt have one!
Nov 1 2005 5:08PM
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QuazBotch
Posts: 3908 - Karma: 216
dude, you have a jump. In fact, several jumps!
Nov 1 2005 5:09PM
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t_walker
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Nov 1 2005 5:13PM
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skiierman
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What worries me about that is how many first aid posts there are...
Nov 1 2005 5:28PM
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Skillz
Posts: 945 - Karma: 50
Lol like half of them are in Val Thorens thats where all the crazy shit goes down.
Nov 1 2005 5:33PM
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matthasaurusrex
Posts: 5160 - Karma: 185
your whole hill is a park!!
Nov 1 2005 5:40PM
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Thorvildsen
Posts: 1867 - Karma: 12
you can't call them jumps. call them rollers.

the medium sized ones have a flat of 5 meters. that's about 15feet

Their "big jump" has a flat of 25feet.
and they have said for the last 3 years now, that they are gonna be the best park in norway
Nov 1 2005 5:41PM
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617jibber
Posts: 2391 - Karma: 28
blue hills sucks
Nov 1 2005 5:48PM
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snarky
Posts: 498 - Karma: 13
ever heard of suicide six?
http://woodstockinn.com/skiatinn.html

the "halfpipe" is just a big ditch
Nov 1 2005 6:18PM
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forfun
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yea everohe knows Mt Hood sucks. all you East Coasters stop complaining and look what i have so to ski on...

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Nov 1 2005 6:25PM
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dweezileast
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my friend used a picture of bluehills for a spanish presentation on why he wants to move to europe
Nov 1 2005 6:29PM
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rachael575
Posts: 1412 - Karma: 90
yea this is the closest Mnt to Flagstaff, AZ....https://www.newschoolers.com/ns3/web/content/pictures.php?img=58472&
Nov 1 2005 6:35PM
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rachael575
Posts: 1412 - Karma: 90
I went there when I was 12...... got lost every day
Nov 1 2005 6:38PM
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pierceme
Posts: 1483 - Karma: 11
fuck that. I hate it when people say they have a shitty mountian when it at least has trees. Im just kidding though, ur hill does suck. But seriously, I have no trees on mine. U seen Aspen extreme? I ski at mt brighton. U know, the one they walk to the top of in the beginning, thats the one.
Nov 1 2005 6:39PM
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Treestman
Posts: 3049 - Karma: 300
mt hood doesnt suck, it get like 500 " of snow per year, mine gets 60, there you go,
Nov 1 2005 7:27PM
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=nick=
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where the fun comes served family style!


hahahaha hilarious
Nov 1 2005 7:29PM
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garrett.
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Nov 1 2005 9:09PM
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Matty.
Posts: 9458 - Karma: 105
It's funny how even in the west coast, there are hills just as small as those. These are two mountains which are within 45 minutes of eachother:

Mountain Number 1: Salmo Ski Hill
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Mountain Number 2: Red Mountain
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Nov 1 2005 9:13PM
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PoleySkier
Posts: 1331 - Karma: 96
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Nov 8 2005 7:44PM
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AptosFreeskier
Posts: 1240 - Karma: 17
You guys think you have a crappy mountain? At least you have one I have to drive 5 hours to the closest mountain.
Nov 8 2005 7:46PM
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ihatemyscratches
Posts: 753 - Karma: 9
i made a cult for people like us, pm me
Nov 8 2005 9:14PM
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hollygrove
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one side

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other side.

only two chairs.
Nov 8 2005 9:16PM
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sconniestyle
Posts: 3945 - Karma: 26
http://www.wilmotmountain.com/map/trailmap.htm

i hope this works so you can see my patheticness. Do you remember in last winter's women of freeskiing, (i forget who it was) said that she used to ski on an old garbage dump in se wisconsin? its this hill. it never was a garbage dump, but its sure a dump. then there is Grand Geneva, which, despite helping to produce a few big names, including the battersbys, blows. and alpine valley is close, but the shitty one, not the other one. there are a lot of super dope sledding hills around too. There are, amazingly, a few really good skiers from around here, though, such as matt sterbenz, bart singleton, and the aforementioned battersbys. at least we have a place to ski though. imagine how the skiers in burkina faso must feel.
Nov 8 2005 9:23PM
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rachael575
Posts: 1412 - Karma: 90
at least it had a park and half pipe
Nov 9 2005 2:15AM
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ihatemyscratches
Posts: 753 - Karma: 9
supposedly to the left of wildwood and behind the mohawk lift (theres a stone wall in a depression that makes a natuarl quarter pipe by the end of the year but you have to go off ledges to get to it) there were two years with a park, and theres a rumer (i heard from jenny) that there would be jumps on timber this year. btw who are you
Nov 9 2005 11:02AM
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C.R.420
Posts: 2441 - Karma: 28
wow, tahst quite the lip on that kicker
Nov 9 2005 11:09AM
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C.R.420
Posts: 2441 - Karma: 28
http://perfectnorth.com/pdfs/pns_trailmap.pdf
Nov 9 2005 11:14AM
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Stuntfreak
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I really think that is best quarter pipe i have ever seen in my life. That really made my day to see that.

I'm still laughing. Sorry for mocking it's beauty... but that is just awesome.
Nov 9 2005 11:58AM
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sconniestyle
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it really doesnt have a half pipe, because all the little kids carve jumps out of the side of the pipe, effectively ruining it. and there wasnt a park when i lived there, they didnt try to build a real park until i went away to school.
Nov 9 2005 11:58AM
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freestyler540
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I thought mine was bad...
http://www.skirelais.com/EN/winter/tracks.php
Nov 9 2005 12:03PM
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cork5_thovex
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yeah wilmot represent. ash battersby started skiing at grand geneva. i am pretty sure that has less than 200 ft. of vert.
Nov 9 2005 12:04PM
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radskier
Posts: 685 - Karma: 16
no man...that's just a map of the park. there are a few slopes as well..and the "jumps" aren't relly good, they're baby jumps..it pretty much sucks

you need to check out this park..now that's better :)

http://www.skiinfo.no/destinations/snowpark.jsp/len?product.skiinfo.DESTID=ENOHAFJE
Nov 9 2005 12:17PM
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daniel_insam
Posts: 1494 - Karma: 33
My mountain is the CRAPPIEST
So big and only 1 (very small) park
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Nov 9 2005 1:27PM
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