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ESB
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Day 6. At first my hair was dandruffy, but now its just getting greasy, and seems to be falling out quicker. My armpits have become havens for grime and dust motes. The toe jam is starting to fill the gaps between my toes, and my genitals stink like two-week old... genitals. The hair on my face is getting long, and without washing my face has become dirty and unsightly. I don't know how much longer I can hold out.

--Disgruntled and Nostalgic Crazed Posting Bro!--
Dec 5 2002 12:46AM
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SkierX
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Going for the dirt marathon?
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Dec 5 2002 12:51AM
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witchbaby666
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what the hell are you doing and how do you have access to a computer but not a shower?






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Dec 5 2002 12:54AM
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rebel
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Kami, are you boycotting showers? Hmmm.... perhaps not the best idea.
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Dec 5 2002 1:07AM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
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you should shower before you ocme to canada, you don't want them pulling your car to the side to investigate strange smells.
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Dec 5 2002 1:24AM
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PhattTim
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no no, he's practising being from Canada.

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Dec 5 2002 2:47AM
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westcoaststyle
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hahahahahahaahhaaha. timmy you never cease to amaze me
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Dec 5 2002 5:31AM
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yeti
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your hair is falling out? that's hardcore to the max man.

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Dec 5 2002 8:35AM
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Skier711
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Over the summer I went 15 days without washing, at some point me and my accomplise in the dirtathon exchanged stink by rubbing towels on our armpits then exchanging towels and wiping the others scent on our own bodys. it was quite possibly the most fullfilling 2 weeks of my life
Dec 5 2002 10:23AM
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ESB
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Yes, Tim is right... I want to fit in with the Canadians.

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Dec 5 2002 12:52PM
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Over the summer I went 15 days without washing, at some point me and my accomplise in the dirtathon exchanged stink by rubbing towels on our armpits then exchanging towels and wiping the others scent on our own bodys. it was quite possibly the most fullfilling 2 weeks of my life


thats probably one of the gay and gross things i have ever heard.
Dec 5 2002 2:13PM
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ESB
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Pretty funny, though. Thats hardcore.

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Dec 5 2002 2:32PM
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Ds91260
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i havnt washed behind my ears in 14 years
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Dec 5 2002 6:15PM
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A_W
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my record is 24 days, and that was 24 days of backpacking while doing trail work so i was sweating 8-10 hours a day. Still managed to get a girlfriend during this whole thing too, hmm just shows how damn sexy I am. 24 days without cleaning myself and the ladys still come swooning.


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Dec 5 2002 9:28PM
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HustlerXXX
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aww awwww oh ya ohhhh yaaa awwwwww
Dec 5 2002 9:33PM
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bibskis
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what have u been playing in toxic waste, ur hair isnt suppose to fall off after 6 days??!?



Being Irish, I guess I should resent the Notre Dame nickname 'The Fighting Irish.' After all, how long do you think nicknames like 'The Bargaining Jews' or 'The Murdering Italians' would last? Only the Ironic Irish could be so naively honset. I get the feeling that Notre Dame came real close to naming itself 'The Fuckin Drunken, Thick-Skulled, Brawling, Short-Dicked Irish'


i cant ski im always depressed im 12 yrs old and 274lbs. somebody help me
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Dec 5 2002 9:35PM
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bibskis
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what have u been playing in toxic waste, ur hair isnt suppose to fall off after 6 days??!?



Being Irish, I guess I should resent the Notre Dame nickname 'The Fighting Irish.' After all, how long do you think nicknames like 'The Bargaining Jews' or 'The Murdering Italians' would last? Only the Ironic Irish could be so naively honset. I get the feeling that Notre Dame came real close to naming itself 'The Fuckin Drunken, Thick-Skulled, Brawling, Short-Dicked Irish'


i cant ski im always depressed im 12 yrs old and 274lbs. somebody help me
-Crazedskier1080
Dec 5 2002 9:35PM
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wiener
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i havent washed my hair in 2 and a half years it is the greasiest mess. i love it i hhave y own little city of bugs and vermin
you there get down on this throbbing pole of hot man chickken
Dec 5 2002 11:23PM
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youneedmorelumber
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you should probably wash your nuts and shit, or you are going to start a new STD.
Dec 5 2002 11:34PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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a new STD LOL
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Dec 6 2002 12:13PM
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SUpilot
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i feel super gross after 2 days without a shower. 15 days would be crazy. i would probably take a bath in clorox or something. imagine how that would feel on your pee hole. ouch.
Dec 6 2002 1:20PM
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MadTrixter
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i bet i've gone over a month in the summer. i have a river by my house and a pool in my yard, so i never really feel that dirty so i just don't shower.


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Dec 6 2002 1:42PM
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bibskis
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u scrub



Being Irish, I guess I should resent the Notre Dame nickname 'The Fighting Irish.' After all, how long do you think nicknames like 'The Bargaining Jews' or 'The Murdering Italians' would last? Only the Ironic Irish could be so naively honset. I get the feeling that Notre Dame came real close to naming itself 'The Fuckin Drunken, Thick-Skulled, Brawling, Short-Dicked Irish'


i cant ski im always depressed im 12 yrs old and 274lbs. somebody help me
-Crazedskier1080
Dec 6 2002 5:20PM
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JayDC7
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i like how sycoskier said he was sexy and got a girlfriend even though he wasnt showering.. and then he has 'There's always someone as horny as you are ugly' in his sig.
Dec 6 2002 6:24PM
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sirjibsalot
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when i shower i dont wash my hair
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Dec 6 2002 6:39PM
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youneedmorelumber
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one time, at band camp...........
Dec 6 2002 7:21PM
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ESB
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day 9 - after last nights festivities, the odors of sexual encounter now blend in with my body's regular stink. If you smelled bad before, you smell twice as bad after sex. The stench has permeated my clothes and my bedsheets... it has begun taking a visible form. If I dont buy an oxygen mask soon, the fumes will kill me faster than carbon monoxide.

--Disgruntled and Nostalgic Crazed Posting Bro!--
Dec 8 2002 2:12AM
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A_W
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See JayDC I had to not shower for a month to bring my sexyness down to a level that mortal women could stand to bear looking at me without thrusting their naked bodies in my general direction.


There's always someone as horny as you are ugly

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Dec 8 2002 7:24PM
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Sk3bUm
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lmao this is hilarious

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Dec 8 2002 10:16PM
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To become Prime minister we have a stink-off: the one who can kill a small hamster with only the power of their armpits gets to rule our fair country for 5 years.



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Dec 8 2002 10:23PM
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I gave in on a Sunday morning, as the sun blossomed upon the fair fields of freshly fallen snow beneath my window. The air was ripe with the smells of winter, and as I passed through the kitchen on the way to the shower I thought I might have detected a slight odor of strawberries, hinting through my protective wall of stench that protected me from the outside world. The streaming, steaming water of the shower peeled my filthy layers from my body; the rivulets of water were like sayings of forgiveness and acceptance from God Himself. I have been reborn.

--Disgruntled and Nostalgic Crazed Posting Bro!--
Dec 9 2002 1:45AM
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rebel
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EEEWWWWW! Kami's clean!
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Dec 9 2002 6:32PM
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[LINE]csu
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lmao that is awsome
Dec 9 2002 6:36PM
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CrazyChica
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oh, thank god, i hoped it would let up soon...



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Dec 9 2002 6:52PM
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she looks like a dirty girl
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Dec 9 2002 7:15PM
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