Day 6. At first my hair was dandruffy, but now its just getting greasy, and seems to be falling out quicker. My armpits have become havens for grime and dust motes. The toe jam is starting to fill the gaps between my toes, and my genitals stink like two-week old... genitals. The hair on my face is getting long, and without washing my face has become dirty and unsightly. I don't know how much longer I can hold out.
--Disgruntled and Nostalgic Crazed Posting Bro!--