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Unequivocal evidence that no poles is sick...

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twintipteles
Posts: 2954 - Karma: 13
The vast consensus here seems to be that riding with no poles is "gay." Also everyone knows that gay people are all about style, and own that shit like microsoft. So clearly, riding with no poles is the steeziest way to do things. Try and disprove that bitches!
Oct 18 2005 9:52PM
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skills112233
Posts: 86 - Karma: 10
link don't work//at least for me
Oct 18 2005 9:53PM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
how about...

everyone thinks no poles = stupid.
what everyone thinks = the 'popular' or 'conformist' thing
which = the stupid thing.

therefore, no poles = the not stupid thing.
Oct 18 2005 9:55PM
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SteveStepp
Posts: 9529 - Karma: 20,646
"gay people are all about style"
ahaha thats so true
Oct 18 2005 9:56PM
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altaeric84
Posts: 410 - Karma: 10
how about melvs=stupid
Oct 18 2005 9:56PM
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TWoods
Posts: 10014 - Karma: 8,385
it's gay style. it's a different type.
Oct 18 2005 9:57PM
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A_E
Posts: 15350 - Karma: 310
yea fo sho^
Oct 18 2005 9:58PM
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scientist
Posts: 6920 - Karma: 347
dude i saw the queer eye crew at my local hill. they were sporting thae latest abercrombie snowboard gear est. 1978.i guess they did some interior work on the lodge
Oct 18 2005 10:02PM
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twintipteles
Posts: 2954 - Karma: 13
good point, how about
NS has an average IQ lower than the state of Alabama
No poles is sick, so suck it.

and going back to my previous post, i'm not in any way trying to be anti gay, and it really pisses me off when people call shit gay for no reason, but they should realize what they really mean, which is subconciously they admire people who can drop their poles and still be steezy.
Oct 18 2005 10:03PM
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EastCoastPride
Posts: 11654 - Karma: 4,989
no poles is sick.

poles are also sick.

skiing is fucking dope.

it's all skiing. what's the big deal?
Oct 18 2005 10:05PM
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thatoneguyattyrol
Posts: 1497 - Karma: 14
no poles is only sic in the park, other than that its stupid......for safety reasons even.

(ever try a mogul feild, tree line, or 50 degree pitch with no poles???)
Oct 18 2005 10:23PM
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t3shellvenom
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ITS FUNNY HOW ANDY MAHRE HATES USING POLES
Oct 18 2005 10:47PM
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Mahre
Posts: 2507 - Karma: 490
even more funny how they once broke his wrist
Oct 18 2005 11:23PM
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Gnarshred
Posts: 5670 - Karma: 18
word...
Oct 18 2005 11:29PM
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fuck elvis
Posts: 993 - Karma: 86
so if i dont use poles but have medicore baggy pants will people still call me a fag?
Oct 29 2005 10:35PM
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BillyMFBadass
Posts: 576 - Karma: 10
the problem with that is that even know ur all about style ur still GAY!! and that makes it the stupidest fuckin thing ever!!!
Oct 29 2005 10:37PM
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MALONE
Posts: 3819 - Karma: 73
that is correct
Oct 29 2005 10:38PM
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bret
Posts: 2845 - Karma: 833
^i dunno. i've seen some pretty fucking sick grabs without poles. check weiler's profile.
Oct 29 2005 10:45PM
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eheath
Posts: 61100 - Karma: 118,256
No poles looks bad.
Oct 29 2005 10:45PM
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Matty.
Posts: 9458 - Karma: 105
Ski how you want, let others ski how they want. That is the only solution to this.
Oct 29 2005 10:48PM
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matthasaurusrex
Posts: 5160 - Karma: 185
i like no poles style, if you can pull it off
Oct 29 2005 10:52PM
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bermbuster49
Posts: 7445 - Karma: 90
i laugh at people without poles, but whatever, if they want to look like faggots so be it.
Oct 29 2005 10:56PM
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JDSkier_180
Posts: 39 - Karma: 14
do you know why you ski with no poles is cause you dont ski anything that requires poles, hence you suck.
Oct 29 2005 11:01PM
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matthasaurusrex
Posts: 5160 - Karma: 185
nope your wrong.

i remember marhe saying skiing switch down double blcaks is hard with poles, that they just get in the way,insane
Oct 29 2005 11:14PM
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HSFCpro
Posts: 412 - Karma: 10
how about
no poles= unballenced, inexpieranced, retards

unballanced= shitty skier
inexpierance= even shittier skier
retards= below average intelct
skiers with no poles= ignorant itellectually challenged shitty snowbaorders
Oct 30 2005 12:05AM
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hartig
Posts: 8192 - Karma: 10
ooo i thought you were talking about NoPoles.. i was gonna say, hes a cool dude
Oct 30 2005 12:20AM
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TAK
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 14
Why don't ya'll come out and play in the rocks. Poles are like a dip, just can't ski without.
Oct 30 2005 12:27AM
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BillyMFBadass
Posts: 576 - Karma: 10
i thought they called that snowblading
Oct 30 2005 12:49AM
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Kendo
Posts: 902 - Karma: 11
yeahhhhhrerrrrrrrrrrrr
Oct 30 2005 1:04AM
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Kendo
Posts: 902 - Karma: 11
soooo i have a cell phone on my cheek and i dont^
Oct 30 2005 1:11AM
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bmxican_89
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why does it matter if you have poles or not, cuz i know that most of you kids dont even use them.
Oct 30 2005 1:19AM
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forfun
Posts: 4916 - Karma: 66
fuck you no pole haters. skiing with no poles means you have better balance. i dont need to metal sticks to help me initiate turns. maybe you guys do
Oct 30 2005 1:44AM
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Roy
Posts: 1982 - Karma: 1,240
one show me a guy with no poles that can attack a super steep big mountain line better then a guy with poles, and 2 things look good when there in proportion to each other skis are soo long that you need to add some length to your arm to keep things in proportion, (this goes for people who ride real skis like 170 and up, not 150s you might as well be riding gay ass snow blades)
Oct 30 2005 2:15AM
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TAK
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 14
"this goes for people who ride real skis like 170 and up, not 150s you might as well be riding gay ass snow blades"

Goddam!?! 170s real skis? I spent half of last year on one three pairs of 200s I have. And I'm trying to get some DH skis too. Goddam people, short skis suck, long ski truck. Get with it.
Oct 30 2005 4:00AM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
I always ski without poles while doing follow cams, it's not that bad. Once you can ski really well without poles, you can do some outlandish shit. Isn't that how they teach racers too? Ski without poles, only ski with one ski, things like that, it's all a different form of practice that makes you better, Mahre made no poles look good for the first time, you can't deny that.
Oct 30 2005 4:50AM
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Tclif
Posts: 1559 - Karma: 19
well i agree with you about people worrying too much about style and what gear they have, but skiing without poles is just for some queer that wants to have his own style, so are you just like proving yourself wrong??
Oct 30 2005 6:13PM
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JONNYZ
Posts: 909 - Karma: 6
no poles is for little fat kids.
Oct 30 2005 6:21PM
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Spam_Man_1500
Posts: 1358 - Karma: 12
Skiing without skis is whack. Skiing without poles is skiing.
Oct 30 2005 7:51PM
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A_E
Posts: 15350 - Karma: 310
no poles is for homosexuals, just ise really short ones
Oct 30 2005 7:54PM
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DaveHumphrey
Posts: 1758 - Karma: 82
poles suck
Oct 30 2005 7:59PM
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Tclif
Posts: 1559 - Karma: 19
come ski some of the steep chutes at my mtn im sure you won't be able to even get down the mtn without your no poles theme.
Oct 30 2005 8:06PM
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twintipteles
Posts: 2954 - Karma: 13
alot of you guys don't seem to be getting the point here, obviously poles are necessary for bc and all-mountain, but on a spring day, early season, bad conditions etc. any day when you are mainly skiing park, skiing without poles makes you a better skier and have better style, and even if you don't do it yourself there is no reason to diss on it.
Oct 30 2005 8:32PM
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dweezileast
Posts: 9661 - Karma: 276
right on man
Oct 30 2005 8:36PM
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Knewnews
Posts: 2093 - Karma: 477
that is how they help teach some posture, but about andy making them look good for the first time? no check out sterotype for pete mipher or what ever his last name is... he split a section with pollard... looked pretty sick.
Oct 30 2005 8:40PM
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*DrewT*
Posts: 7768 - Karma: 480
I think it looks really gay and just shows that you don't like acctually skiing lines and stuff
Oct 30 2005 9:21PM
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Ace3+4
Posts: 1493 - Karma: 50
well said
Oct 30 2005 9:27PM
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holyDINOSAURS
Posts: 7038 - Karma: 639
really insanely correct
Oct 30 2005 10:30PM
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Literature
Posts: 13673 - Karma: 3,086
I consider this evidence enough that no poles can be quite stylish. Case closed.
Oct 30 2005 10:58PM
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twoplankerbean
Posts: 780 - Karma: 47
I've said it before, and I will undoubtedly say it again. Anything that you can ski with poles, you should be able to ski without. If you can't ski without poles, then you aren't as good as you think you are. Poles are not a necessity.
Oct 31 2005 1:35AM
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hans_aschim
Posts: 1188 - Karma: 11
if any of you sluts saw weiler ski you would all shut up, because he kills it sans poles
Oct 31 2005 1:44AM
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Steazy-E
Posts: 379 - Karma: 10
you cant ride anything over 150 if your goin no poles. so basically ride with poles. fools.
Oct 31 2005 2:05AM
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