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Parkin
Posts: 99 - Karma: 10
If your left leg was easter and your right leg was christmas, can I cum in between the holidays.

Give me some more good ones to use. Nothin better than gettin straight to the point. Oh and uh if a chick came up to you and said that...what the hell would your reaction be?
Nov 26 2001 2:12AM
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jibs
Posts: 2529 - Karma: 48
You. Me. Whipped Cream. Handcuffs. Any quesions?


Nov 26 2001 2:22AM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
I have a penis. You have a vagina. If we put those two together, we'd be having sex. What do ya say?
'We're pro choice, we think everyone should have the right to smoke pot or not' - Sublime
'If you don't like my fire, then don't come around. Cuz I'm gonna burn one down!' - Ben Harper
Nov 26 2001 2:25AM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
Wanna beer?
'We're pro choice, we think everyone should have the right to smoke pot or not' - Sublime
'If you don't like my fire, then don't come around. Cuz I'm gonna burn one down!' - Ben Harper
Nov 26 2001 2:25AM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
me: 'Hello, my name is Chris. I like long walks on the beach and fucking you.'

Girl: 'Fucking me?'

Me: 'Yes, DID I STUDDER!'
'We're pro choice, we think everyone should have the right to smoke pot or not' - Sublime
'If you don't like my fire, then don't come around. Cuz I'm gonna burn one down!' - Ben Harper
Nov 26 2001 2:27AM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
the first one and the last one didn't work......i dunno why
'We're pro choice, we think everyone should have the right to smoke pot or not' - Sublime
'If you don't like my fire, then don't come around. Cuz I'm gonna burn one down!' - Ben Harper
Nov 26 2001 2:37AM
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Parkin
Posts: 99 - Karma: 10
nice shoes.
Nov 26 2001 2:41AM
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Parkin
Posts: 99 - Karma: 10
wanna fuck?
Nov 26 2001 2:41AM
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Parkin
Posts: 99 - Karma: 10
I can't see why your pick up lines didn't work.....*severe sarcasm*.
Nov 26 2001 2:42AM
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JShBattier31
Posts: 255 - Karma: 15
'If I were you I'd have sex with me.'
Nov 26 2001 2:44AM
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frost
Posts: 228 - Karma: 13
Hom much chunch could a munch chunch munch if a munch chunch munched some chunch...soo yea, you..
me...dinnertable?
Nov 26 2001 2:45AM
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Parkin
Posts: 99 - Karma: 10
man. you guys royally blow at pick up lines.

If you were a sprite, i would obey my thirst.
Nov 26 2001 2:51AM
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frost
Posts: 228 - Karma: 13
I know!
Nov 26 2001 2:57AM
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jibs
Posts: 2529 - Karma: 48
That's a nice dress, but it would look better on the floor next to my bed.
Nov 26 2001 2:59AM
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Schwags
Posts: 4692 - Karma: 399
ever have sex?

-Pull out the nine, pop in the clip (poW) let one slip, into these crazy fools.
Nov 26 2001 3:06AM
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Harvey
Posts: 4996 - Karma: 692
I run a magazine.
Matt
Nov 26 2001 3:08AM
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JShBattier31
Posts: 255 - Karma: 15
excuse me, but do you have any Canadian in you? do you WANT some Canadian in you?

i thought that was funny...but most girls wouldn't
~juliet~
Nov 26 2001 3:09AM
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Parkin
Posts: 99 - Karma: 10
Harvey, thats the best damn pick up line ever! any chick would go for that one.
Nov 26 2001 3:37AM
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yellowsnow4u
Posts: 3283 - Karma: 15
I would go for that one! HAHAHAHAHHA j/k
Matt

'If there's grass on the field then play ball'

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~
Nov 26 2001 3:58AM
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madtim
Posts: 33 - Karma: 10
it seems i've lost my hone#....could i borrow yours?.........or how abouta......welll i definitely want to sleep with you, but i gotta meet your friends first....got it? work with that
Nov 26 2001 5:26AM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
'is that a keg in your pants cause I wanna tap that ass'-freeze lifty of the month's worst pick up line


-P|A|T MELVIN
=======)WBPFILMS(=======

Me: Who are you to tell me what I do and what I don't

Bryan Gallant: I'm Bryan Gallant Of SASfilms.com... THat's who I am. I'm also a Lumberjack.
Nov 26 2001 7:02AM
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quebecfreestyler
Posts: 13040 - Karma: 1,418
Voulez vous coucher avec moi, ce soir???


# Kami asked me to be the leader of the new crazed posting brother #

- Do you think skiing has gottewn cooler during the last two year??
-Yes, I like to see skiers at the olympics, they are riding so fast.
-Well, I guess it's cool....
Nov 26 2001 8:48AM
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quebecfreestyler
Posts: 13040 - Karma: 1,418
The colours of your shoes puts the beauty of your eyes in evidence...



# Kami asked me to be the leader of the new crazed posting brother #

- Do you think skiing has gottewn cooler during the last two year??
-Yes, I like to see skiers at the olympics, they are riding so fast.
-Well, I guess it's cool....
Nov 26 2001 8:48AM
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sizzlah
Posts: 1510 - Karma: 10
ha! do you guys ever get any girl to talk to you? not at all?? no? i'm not surprized. what i am surprized at is that chris still has a girlfriend......hey hennie, wanna beer?
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picky people pick peter pan peanut butter, 'tis the peanut buttr picky people pick.
Nov 26 2001 9:56AM
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renorider
Posts: 402 - Karma: 28
Want to get some pizza and fuck? What's wrong, you don't like pizza?
Nov 26 2001 12:06PM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
The magazine works great. HAHA, it would probably help if they actually beleived you.
Nov 26 2001 3:17PM
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sim
Posts: 1399 - Karma: -6
Is that a mirror in your pocket, cause i can see myself in your pants.

I may not be the best looking guy in here, but im the only one talking to you.

Lick your finger wipe it on her and then say we got to get you out of those wet clothes.

Whats the best thing about a 12 year old girl in a shower. You slick her hair back and she looks 8.

These are all from snowboarder magazine. I really dont see how the last one would ever work or how its even a pickup line, but they were pretty damn funny. There was more too, but i dont remember em all.
Nov 26 2001 3:17PM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
your father must have been a theif, he stole the tyres off the car and put them on your lips. That one's never worked yet,

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~
*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*
Nov 26 2001 3:33PM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
actually, if you're phatt like me and SkierX and yellowsnow and mikey, it's the chicks coming up with the pick up lines.

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~
*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*
Nov 26 2001 4:07PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 72
Yeah I just sit. In my Phatt pose.
~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~
Nov 26 2001 4:12PM
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SkierX
Posts: 16253 - Karma: 538
Dude! Right On! The phatt pose needs no peaking to pick up the chicks! They see that and bingo! They become a dog in heat!
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~~~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~~~
~'My huck doll does them in heaps, he's pretty fly'
PhattTim
~Peace~Love~Unity~Snow
~AIM Name= BigAirSkier1580
Nov 26 2001 4:15PM
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SkierX
Posts: 16253 - Karma: 538
Oh and that was totally supposed to be SPEAKING... not 'Peaking'!
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~~~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~~~
~'My huck doll does them in heaps, he's pretty fly'
PhattTim
~Peace~Love~Unity~Snow
~AIM Name= BigAirSkier1580
Nov 26 2001 4:18PM
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ECFS-Attitash
Posts: 2573 - Karma: 13
hey bitch...

'This one goes out to all the virgins...thanks for nothing!!' -- Miles D.

'I had to use this super rad survival technique that i know about...' -- Saucer Boy
Nov 26 2001 8:06PM
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skodeo7
Posts: 14949 - Karma: 9,234
guy:I have a magic watch and it tells me that your not wearing a bra
girl:nope your wrong because I am
guy:sorry, my magic watch must be an hour fast


'*DING* Marijuana affects the memory'
Nov 26 2001 8:09PM
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cypress1080
Posts: 1751 - Karma: 21
I hear you are quite the fuck...






*Props to the crazed poasting bros*
'Slayer makes me feel like a man'-JF Cusson

Nov 26 2001 8:19PM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
There's a party in my pants, or I'll let you drive my tank!! haha

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~
*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*
Nov 26 2001 8:56PM
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SkierX
Posts: 16253 - Karma: 538
Skodeo! that was soooo shibb! Tim, ya reckon we could get away with that one cause we're so phly??
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~~~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~~~
~'My huck doll does them in heaps, he's pretty fly'
PhattTim
~Peace~Love~Unity~Snow
~AIM Name= BigAirSkier1580
Nov 26 2001 9:04PM
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skodeo7
Posts: 14949 - Karma: 9,234
shibb? are making fun of me focker? haha


'*DING* Marijuana affects the memory'
Nov 26 2001 9:11PM
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cypress1080
Posts: 1751 - Karma: 21
SHIBBY






*Props to the crazed poasting bros*
'Slayer makes me feel like a man'-JF Cusson

Nov 26 2001 9:14PM
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cypress1080
Posts: 1751 - Karma: 21
WOW your like totaly fuckin HOT






*Props to the crazed poasting bros*
'Slayer makes me feel like a man'-JF Cusson

Nov 26 2001 9:15PM
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skodeo7
Posts: 14949 - Karma: 9,234
haha sorry Im from vermont, never heard that one before


'*DING* Marijuana affects the memory'
Nov 26 2001 9:18PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 72
Ok this is almost dead so lets change the subject to Pick up Lines to catch a Cougar.
~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~
Nov 26 2001 9:19PM
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cypress1080
Posts: 1751 - Karma: 21
i have a cage






*Props to the crazed poasting bros*
'Slayer makes me feel like a man'-JF Cusson

Nov 26 2001 9:24PM
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cypress1080
Posts: 1751 - Karma: 21
isant there some way to tell what age cougar you have to pick up...i think it has somthing to do with ur weigt in stones and ur age






*Props to the crazed poasting bros*
'Slayer makes me feel like a man'-JF Cusson

Nov 26 2001 9:25PM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
haha MC, i don't use pick up lines at all. i think its lame....if you're gonna go over and talk to a girl, introduce yourself......offer to buy a drink and get seom conversation going. swap the #'s and you're good to go. maybe when we meet up i'll go and hit on some random chicks. i tend to do that from time to time. oh and by the way, you know you would fall for my lines lol.
'We're pro choice, we think everyone should have the right to smoke pot or not' - Sublime
'If you don't like my fire, then don't come around. Cuz I'm gonna burn one down!' - Ben Harper
Nov 26 2001 9:31PM
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Parkin
Posts: 99 - Karma: 10
If you were a booger, I would pick you.
Ive heard sex is a killer. Wanna die happy?

that always works well on guys
Nov 26 2001 9:31PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 72
No it has to do with failed Plastic surgery and age/amount of children.
~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~
Nov 26 2001 9:31PM
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frost
Posts: 228 - Karma: 13
For Him:I hear you have a hole that needs to be filled...
Nov 26 2001 9:57PM
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frost
Posts: 228 - Karma: 13
For Her:Your face looks comfortable, can I sit on it?
Nov 26 2001 9:58PM
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ECFS-Attitash
Posts: 2573 - Karma: 13
of course theure lame bitchass...thats the point

'This one goes out to all the virgins...thanks for nothing!!' -- Miles D.

'I had to use this super rad survival technique that i know about...' -- Saucer Boy
Nov 26 2001 10:27PM
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SkierX
Posts: 16253 - Karma: 538
Yeah, tey're like sooooo lame that they're rad-as to use jokingly! But us phly people don't use them on real girlies, cause we don't need do be any phatter!
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~~~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~~~
~'My huck doll does them in heaps, he's pretty fly'
PhattTim
~Peace~Love~Unity~Snow
~AIM Name= BigAirSkier1580
Nov 26 2001 10:46PM
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