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If you were a girl...

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Norred
Posts: 3520 - Karma: 13
and it was your birthday, would you rather get an ipod nano or some jewerly thingy?
Oct 7 2005 3:51PM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
id wanna get screwed
Oct 7 2005 3:52PM
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Norred
Posts: 3520 - Karma: 13
well you will after supper.
Oct 7 2005 3:53PM
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cams
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 26
This is not a general "If you were a girl..." question. It obviously depends entirely upon the girl. Why don't you ask her? You could surprise her with something way nicer/meaningful. Just give'r.
Oct 7 2005 3:55PM
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Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18
probably depends on the girl. If you have to come on ns for the answer you probably shouldn't be spending that much on the girl anyway.
Oct 7 2005 3:55PM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
both
Oct 7 2005 3:55PM
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Norred
Posts: 3520 - Karma: 13
no because after the fucking xmas present she hated i've learned that she makes subtle hints and i've narrowed it down to these two.
Oct 7 2005 3:56PM
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Leckett
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fuck jewelry id take an ipod nano anyday if i was a chick
Oct 7 2005 3:57PM
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Norred
Posts: 3520 - Karma: 13
i only came on here to ask cuz im stuck at work anyway and it was on my mind. she needs an ipod cause she always borrows mine and puts shitty music on it. but she also likes jewerly. maybe if a girl had an answer...
Oct 7 2005 3:58PM
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bermbuster49
Posts: 7445 - Karma: 90
just get her fake jewlry and then buy a real nano, or buy both, its all good if you have the money.
Oct 7 2005 4:01PM
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sKILOve07
Posts: 3482 - Karma: 9
i would want the ipod nano... or what does the jewlry look like?
Oct 7 2005 4:02PM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
yay......but im having my period now
Oct 7 2005 4:02PM
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lucyford
Posts: 4742 - Karma: 15
go with the ipod.
this way she can still make use of the present after you break up. jewelry becomes obsolete.
Oct 7 2005 4:02PM
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Norred
Posts: 3520 - Karma: 13
thank you! i've made my decision.
Oct 7 2005 4:03PM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 343
cucumbers.
Oct 7 2005 4:03PM
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SchweitzerSki
Posts: 4479 - Karma: 11
get her a 40g photo ipod, or make it 60 g
Oct 7 2005 4:04PM
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Norred
Posts: 3520 - Karma: 13
well you have a butt hole don't you?
Oct 7 2005 4:04PM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
lets just say i had a lot of prune juice not too long ago
Oct 7 2005 4:06PM
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Norred
Posts: 3520 - Karma: 13
good cuz i'm out of lube.
Oct 7 2005 4:06PM
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powder_2_the_people
Posts: 1801 - Karma: 13
id fuck myself with a cucumber
Oct 7 2005 4:08PM
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Paige
Posts: 310 - Karma: 10
Def. ipod.
Oct 7 2005 4:24PM
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Ski_Unit_19
Posts: 8188 - Karma: 38
i refuse to put myself in that sitiuition
Oct 7 2005 4:25PM
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crooks
Posts: 14693 - Karma: 786
nano
Oct 7 2005 4:28PM
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Forum*
Posts: 3455 - Karma: 10
Masterbation.
Oct 7 2005 4:37PM
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KingShit
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 7
I have exact same dillema for XMas, ladies still Ipod Nano for X-Mas?
Oct 7 2005 4:43PM
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JIB_NISSE
Posts: 833 - Karma: 28
ipod nano, unless its really expensive jewellry
Oct 7 2005 4:44PM
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linemaverick16
Posts: 534 - Karma: 10
Steve really does have periods
Oct 7 2005 4:46PM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
fill it up for her tho, with good music. i hate bitches that listen to shit
Oct 7 2005 4:47PM
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crooks
Posts: 14693 - Karma: 786
how about ARW'S?
Oct 7 2005 4:57PM
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sugarloaf
Posts: 7866 - Karma: 299
ipod unless it's tiffany's. then I'd want tiffany's. but that's just me. and I already have an ipod.
Oct 7 2005 5:04PM
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sniper_6
Posts: 1919 - Karma: 1,573
i wonder what it feels like getting fucked if u were a girl
Oct 7 2005 5:06PM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
the jack of all trades. when out of lube, use poo
Oct 7 2005 5:12PM
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espen^R
Posts: 2330 - Karma: 192
sex, all they ever want the most and cant get enough of is sex. bwaha
Oct 7 2005 5:15PM
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Sashac
Posts: 3197 - Karma: 88
well, i'm a girl and i'd pick jewelry. well, not any jewelry, just a $2000 ring. anything else is worthless. but then again, i already have an ipod. if i didn't have an ipod i wouldn't want jewelry or a nano. i'd want a real ipod or a mini.
does that help?
Oct 7 2005 5:20PM
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Sashac
Posts: 3197 - Karma: 88
by the way, nanos suck.
Oct 7 2005 5:23PM
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Balgus
Posts: 474 - Karma: 14
dude...

are you gay or something you wanna get nailed by a dude?
Oct 7 2005 6:03PM
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mackattack
Posts: 581 - Karma: 10
defintely an ipod, for any occassion. and i agree, if you were to ever break up, jewlery becomes meaningless and doesn't get worn again..

but remember, you are asking ns for advice..
Oct 7 2005 6:23PM
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skibunnie
Posts: 1756 - Karma: 14
definitely the ipod. but then again i'm not really into fancy jewellery. depends what' she's like. you know her best, so you should be able to decide.
Oct 7 2005 6:29PM
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eheath
Posts: 61100 - Karma: 118,256
You must be a rich mother fucker, or a whiped mother fucker.
Oct 7 2005 6:43PM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
are you saying that if you were a girl ud never want to be screwed?
Oct 7 2005 6:51PM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
first give her the ipod, then later bust out the tripod.
Oct 7 2005 6:55PM
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rockymountainmilitia
Posts: 2706 - Karma: 12
get the nano from the apple site and get it engraved, she'll dig it.
Oct 7 2005 7:01PM
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Ruski
Posts: 1872 - Karma: 11
thats what i was thinking, id feel so weird getting an expensive gift from my bf just cause id have to show him up w. something nice to make it even
Oct 7 2005 7:04PM
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Snowcase
Posts: 11456 - Karma: 634
that never happens for me wtf is up with that?
Oct 7 2005 7:06PM
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KingShit
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 7
I don't see what is such a big deal about it, if you care about someone enough money isn't even an issue. Plus it's only 250 for the IPod which isn't shit for a working man.
Oct 7 2005 7:06PM
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Balgus
Posts: 474 - Karma: 14
thats exactly my point...if i just woke up one day a girl i wouldnot want to be scrwed..cause id have the mentality of a guy therefor id be a lesbian
Oct 7 2005 7:10PM
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Shadows
Posts: 8068 - Karma: 42
or you could get her an ipod with dimond studs around it.
Oct 7 2005 7:12PM
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Snowcase
Posts: 11456 - Karma: 634
yea lesbian and i'd probly masturbate all the time lol but thats just me
Oct 7 2005 7:12PM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
but he didnt ask what ud want if u changed into a girl from a guy, he asked what ud want if you were a girl, meaning you were always a girl.
Oct 7 2005 7:19PM
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Ski-hobo
Posts: 7121 - Karma: 15
two words man, Cubic Zirconia
Oct 7 2005 7:51PM
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GhostfaceKillah
Posts: 3398 - Karma: 10
well you can never really go wrong with jewlery i dont think, as long as it isnt chincy ass shit... but the ipod nano should guarantee sex
Oct 7 2005 8:13PM
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