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Mary Bouchard

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mauii
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So.. we've all heard of her, smelt her.. some of us have even had the honor of being in the same room as her. Some of us even AVOIDED by her because shes a pussy.

But the real question is... Whats the real deal with mary bouchard? The main theory as of recent is that she is a lanky man in womens clothing. But scientists have found flaws in this convincing thoery. Your thoughts?

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Sep 25 2005 11:54AM
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matthasaurusrex
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ah yes the infamous ditching, I knew she was in the chalet the moment she set foot, that smell. Thee aroma could have gone to china. I too heard the story of man inside girl clothes. I agree, WHO is mary bouchard? we all know she steals good photogeraphs and lables them as her own, beides that, the ditching, the cleanliness? i dont know if i want to know.

yeah, i went there

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Sep 25 2005 11:59AM
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mauii
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Yeah.. its one of those things thats best left unsolved.. like bigfoot... or whether or not gary coleman is a robot..

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Sep 25 2005 12:01PM
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matthasaurusrex
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researchers in texas think she IS big foot

yeah, i went there

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Sep 25 2005 12:03PM
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matthasaurusrex
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my question is, what does she look like WITHOUT the mask

yeah, i went there

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Sep 25 2005 12:05PM
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mauii
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I think we just solved two of the worlds great mysteries at once!

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Sep 25 2005 12:11PM
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matthasaurusrex
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i actually snaped a picture, similarities are shocking!



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Sep 25 2005 12:15PM
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matthasaurusrex
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yeah, i went there

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Sep 25 2005 12:15PM
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mauii
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Call animal control!

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Sep 25 2005 12:27PM
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matthasaurusrex
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yeah, i went there

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Sep 25 2005 12:28PM
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matthasaurusrex
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I bet you all think we know nothing, me and mike are actually qualified scientists, in fact take a gander of these pictures that are proff

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yeah, i went there

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Sep 25 2005 12:47PM
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[fisher]
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lmfao

Sep 25 2005 12:54PM
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soup
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clearly your tests are all false...the infamous mary bouchard is infact not bigfoot as some scientists may have been drawn to conclude. i have found in my own studies of the marius bouchardisius that the smell comes from her diet of pike and trout. not any pike and trout but the rare northern pike of the GTA. the uncanny resemblance to bigfoot comes from the fact that she IS, and i can verify this, the sasquatch. notice the large breasts (fat jug in scientific terms). The sasquatch also has large breasts...coincidence??? i not think so...also look at the abnormal and sometimes shifty looking look in the snap shots of her...very suspicious

i will post back with other test results

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if your really hardcore you can just smoke out of your hands. make a loose fist but keep your fingers together and pack the entire empty space in the middle with herb. then open up your pinky finger enough so that the herb doesnt fall out but you can light it. then just breath in from the top hole and ull get mad respect - eastar5
Sep 25 2005 1:01PM
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matthasaurusrex
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the mystery still unfolds

yeah, i went there

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Sep 25 2005 1:02PM
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soup
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AHA just as i thought. her lucrative ways are because of her mixed chromosomes and DNA between a duck, sasquatch, female, pike/trout(of the northern species), and a small trace of a long distant french relative

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Campbell

if your really hardcore you can just smoke out of your hands. make a loose fist but keep your fingers together and pack the entire empty space in the middle with herb. then open up your pinky finger enough so that the herb doesnt fall out but you can light it. then just breath in from the top hole and ull get mad respect - eastar5
Sep 25 2005 1:08PM
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matthasaurusrex
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all in all i think we have fallin in love with this sasquatch/bear :'(

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Sep 25 2005 1:16PM
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mauii
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^ um.. beastiality is NOT cool

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Sep 25 2005 1:24PM
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soup
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very true

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if your really hardcore you can just smoke out of your hands. make a loose fist but keep your fingers together and pack the entire empty space in the middle with herb. then open up your pinky finger enough so that the herb doesnt fall out but you can light it. then just breath in from the top hole and ull get mad respect - eastar5
Sep 25 2005 1:30PM
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EastCoastPride
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i have just one request... if it makes any move towards the northeastern united states, please contact me so i can get my family out of the area as soon as possible. thank you.

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Sep 25 2005 6:39PM
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QuazBotch
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I bet that if I came to blue mountain more then twice I year, this would make more sense to me.

I like stating the obvious.

HUAH!

Sep 25 2005 7:11PM
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matthasaurusrex
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iv never been to blue.

its all in the research

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Sep 25 2005 7:47PM
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RKF
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The BIGGEST flaw with the theories at the top are that mary is not in womens cloths very often... mary does in fact wear mens clothes more than not... Basically what it comes down to is that Mary is a badass hermaphrodite... very tough and manly at first glance but when you meet her and talk with her she is the biggest panzy i have ever met... thus fulfilling both the womanly and manly aspects that go along with being a hermaphrodite... or she could be a lezbian (like a real one.. not the ones in pornos)


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Sep 25 2005 8:37PM
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soup
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that goes against all my research and tests. oh god i dont know what to believe at all

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if your really hardcore you can just smoke out of your hands. make a loose fist but keep your fingers together and pack the entire empty space in the middle with herb. then open up your pinky finger enough so that the herb doesnt fall out but you can light it. then just breath in from the top hole and ull get mad respect - eastar5
Sep 26 2005 7:51PM
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matthasaurusrex
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my thouhgts excacltly

yeah, i went there

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Sep 27 2005 2:25PM
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Frostfired
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the mystary remains unsolved but i will leave you with this
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(2) means squared

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mauii
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hmmm.

Y=mc(2)

therefore

Y=e

but m=e (mass = energy)

so m=mc^2

therefor c^2 = 1

so c=1

so, we have indirectly proven that the speed of light is only 1meter per second.

10 dolalrs for the one who findes a flaw in my theory, bitches!

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Sep 29 2005 7:42PM
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mauii
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okay, clearly im a moron and the statement mass = energy isnt completely accurate. mass equals energy by a constant, the constant being the speed of light. so its rigth back to the original equation.

now another question... the uncertainty principle says thats the precision of measurement of a sub atomic particle is variable at two ends. It's the momenta and the position. However, the priniciple only exists because the method used to locate particles is through a particle collision. if the subatomic particles were directly observable instead of having thier position determined through an indorect colission, then does the uncertainty principle still exist? Does this theory apply to macroscopic objects? hmmm

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Sep 29 2005 7:47PM
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Frostfired
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................there for we come to the conclusion that e=mc(2) (im a retard cuz that is what i ment to say befor) so now what does this tell us


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FilmingBitch
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hahaha wow... too much time on your hands devoted to science, among other things... you will never discover what i truely am!
Oct 1 2005 2:59PM
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matthasaurusrex
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catch her with a net!!
Oct 1 2005 5:18PM
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mauii
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okay.. you place the net, and ill scare her out of her cave.
Oct 2 2005 8:25AM
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matthasaurusrex
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no deal, she smells
Oct 2 2005 2:39PM
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FilmingBitch
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Something REALLY weird happened today. I'm sitting in photography class, making a picture of the guy beside me look like a dirty ballchinian pirate... meanwhile he's uglifying a picture of me.. and ends up putting hair all over my face. And hes like "The mystery has been revealed... Mary Bouchard is actually the Sasquatch!" and i was like.. NO WAY. You guys actually figured me out... GODAMMIT! i gott find a new cover up now...
Oct 27 2005 8:18PM
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KRASHED
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bodily hair on women is....hot?
Oct 27 2005 8:34PM
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Jake...
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haha
Oct 27 2005 8:37PM
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matthasaurusrex
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im glad this was back up, you smell mary TAKE THAT
Oct 28 2005 3:00PM
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QuazBotch
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I don't know why I'm in this thread, but here is a photo of a frog being disected
http://www.sidwell.edu/us/science/vlb7/dissectlab/images/photos/internal-frog%20w-liver.jpg

maybe it smells? I don't know.
Oct 28 2005 9:24PM
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soup
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^clearly you dont know shit about sasquatches so your just trying to be funny by posting a strange lookin pic...good job
Oct 29 2005 12:47AM
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EastCoastPride
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clearly you don't know The Legend of The QuazBotch.
Oct 29 2005 9:45AM
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matthasaurusrex
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QuazBotch IS a legend.
Oct 29 2005 10:49AM
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QuazBotch
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yeah, LEGEND.

When I feel like posting pictures of dead frogs, I can post pictures of dead frogs, because I'm a fucking legend.
Oct 29 2005 11:15AM
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matthasaurusrex
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well thats just obvious?!

maybe we should make a thread about quaz
Oct 29 2005 11:48AM
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QuazBotch
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It's all been done.

Anyway, now that I remember what this thread is about, I'm curious if anyone else thinks Mary could also be related to Chewbacca. He is sasquatch-like AND from another planet which leads me to the conclusive conclusion of "maybe" IMHO.
Oct 29 2005 11:57AM
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matthasaurusrex
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because chewbaca and star wars are almost my favorite movies ever, that good be possilbe

you ever thought of detective work?
Oct 29 2005 9:16PM
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RKF
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Wrong! how could you confuse a wookie for a sasquatch, wookies are intelligent, caring, and happy creatures... the sasquatch on the other hand is stupid, smelly, selfish, and lives a life of oppression. Mary is clearly related to the sasquatch... but is definatly not related to Chewbacca.
Oct 29 2005 10:20PM
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matthasaurusrex
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a wookie slapped me one day. I was minding my own, he just came out of no where and smacked me and said "bitch please" and walked away.
Oct 29 2005 11:43PM
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QuazBotch
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How you know it's a he? It could be a she or a schnitzelburger. Or this Mary person we keep talking about.
Oct 30 2005 12:08AM
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matthasaurusrex
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shes not a schnitzelburger, schnitzelburger's smell quite nice, mary smell like something the died then had babies and theyre babies puked everywhere and died.
Oct 30 2005 10:51AM
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mauii
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aah, so she smells like matt !
Oct 30 2005 3:47PM
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matthasaurusrex
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ill verbally destroy you!
Oct 30 2005 7:31PM
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