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Wtf is it with moms?

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sherpasrock
Posts: 2382 - Karma: 10
wtf is it with them? i mean i get home from school and i sit down to take a little break and she immediatly starts to bitch and nag about how im lazy....and then tonite i just wanna stay home and relax...she has feels its necessary to interrogate me about why i want to stay home. OMFG shes so annoying, i swear the minute i can, im moving out......

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Sep 24 2005 6:17PM
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casimiro
Posts: 1350 - Karma: 15
moms are nuts, thats just how it is and they keep getting crazy but someday you will, atleast I did, realize that they mean well and are acting out of love. but for now you should call her a cunt that always gets some bonus points for yourself



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Sep 24 2005 6:22PM
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Triple11
Posts: 698 - Karma: 10
no dude, ur mom is nuts.... nuts for nuts... or should i say nuts for my nuts

Sep 24 2005 6:23PM
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Capt.Flannel
Posts: 10928 - Karma: 36
My mom is the chillest woman I know.







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Sep 24 2005 6:29PM
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canadianskier
Posts: 601 - Karma: 184
quoting will smith "parents just don't understand",but seriously no one cares if your mom asked got mad at you, so stop bitching

Sep 24 2005 7:16PM
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Leckett
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my mom used to be normal. now i think shes going crazy...musta hit menopause

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Sep 24 2005 7:36PM
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thewavebb
Posts: 1082 - Karma: 20
Wait till you get married and then you'll have your wife nagging your ass.

Sep 24 2005 7:40PM
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holyDINOSAURS
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absolutely insane


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Sep 24 2005 7:43PM
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EC-Tom
Posts: 2572 - Karma: 12
yeah. shes pretty chill.


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Sep 24 2005 8:06PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332




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Sep 24 2005 9:16PM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13046 - Karma: 18,292
HOW THE HELL DOES MENOPAUSE LASTS??? MY MOM IS GOING ON YEAR 5!!!



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Sep 24 2005 9:19PM
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m1garand
Posts: 3343 - Karma: 15
all your replies to your mom should be: "k mom"
has worked for me for about 20 years.


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Sep 24 2005 9:30PM
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jsg
Posts: 7701 - Karma: 534
metapose...............

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M.A.M.S.P....NWFT(cause everyone else has it there)
Sep 24 2005 9:45PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
what the fuck is metapose?? do they just constantly stop what theyre doing and pose like theyre getting photographed?



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-Astomp17


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Sep 24 2005 9:53PM
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RAnderson
Posts: 443 - Karma: 74
"all your replies to your mom should be: "k mom"
has worked for me for about 20 years."
^ hell yea i havent been doing it for 20years but it works so good especially when there bitching cuz it just pisses them off..but my moms usually pretty chill wit wut i do its usually my dad thats always on my case bout parties and shit kinda wierd

Sep 24 2005 10:18PM
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under_achieved
Posts: 1164 - Karma: 14
hahaha, lat that was the highlight of my thus far lame day.. thank you.


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Sep 24 2005 10:46PM
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cjgncjgn
Posts: 3023 - Karma: 21
"k mom" best thing ever specially when they are screaming, just say "ok mother, can you please stop screaming?"

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Sep 24 2005 10:50PM
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jsg
Posts: 7701 - Karma: 534
yeah if u spell it worng like i did :(......its suposed to be spelt "menopause" but i can only spell as well as some one in grade 5

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Sep 24 2005 11:27PM
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TwinTipRider
Posts: 1398 - Karma: 10
my moms relaxed


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Sep 25 2005 9:10AM
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d-loc
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chiol out



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Sep 25 2005 9:11AM
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Aasert
Posts: 1583 - Karma: 9
My mom is cool.
I know its frustrating with moms when u are 14 years old, but it will get better again soon my friend..

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Sep 25 2005 9:16AM
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crooks
Posts: 14693 - Karma: 786
fuck moms man

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Sep 25 2005 10:22AM
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sherpasrock
Posts: 2382 - Karma: 10
im 18 and moving out soon, anywho, its like menopause sux...shes PMS 24/7.....

"I got this sick sticker from K2 for $300 came with free skis" ~t-man152
"Ninjas fly out of your butt. We're not kidding."~some article on amped3
Sep 25 2005 10:24AM
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CanadianSkiGod
Posts: 2281 - Karma: 10
Eventually you learn to close your brain when they are talking. It takes skill though, because you have to understand what they are saying but not listen. Hard.

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Erm... yeah.
Sep 25 2005 10:28AM
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crooks
Posts: 14693 - Karma: 786
what

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Sep 25 2005 10:28AM
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freestyle_rich
Posts: 1854 - Karma: 10
when my mom starts screaming at me, i'll just say "settle down mom"





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Sep 25 2005 10:34AM
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sherpasrock
Posts: 2382 - Karma: 10
if i tell her to settle down...she just gets even worse...its like OMG wtf are you yelling about. some time im just gonna be like "yelling isnt good for your health, you might get a hernia" and see what she says.

"I got this sick sticker from K2 for $300 came with free skis" ~t-man152
"Ninjas fly out of your butt. We're not kidding."~some article on amped3
Sep 25 2005 10:41AM
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~Cork_1080~
Posts: 2212 - Karma: 5
my friends mom is a fuckin nazi! she controls his bank account and like gets his statements to see how much he is spending. and one time he got grounded for a year and a half because he lied to her. The BIGGEST BITCH EVER!

Sep 25 2005 10:59AM
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Posts: 3455 - Karma: 10
Holy shit, I'd end life here.

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Sep 25 2005 11:51AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
id stab her in the fucken heart for doing shit like that



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-Astomp17


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Sep 25 2005 12:08PM
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SUpilot
Posts: 5267 - Karma: 15
You know, normally I would not click on a thread such as this, but when I see that Lat was the last person to respond I feel it is worth my time. For that Lat, I salute you.

Sep 25 2005 12:11PM
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n.i.c.k.
Posts: 1159 - Karma: 14
haha ya my moms like go get a job on your way to wherever, i know that im not going to, but i just say ok and she shuts up

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Sep 25 2005 12:42PM
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duhamelski
Posts: 3842 - Karma: 192
you all think that you haveit bad. my mom has high blood pressure and just snaps randomly and is super pissed for no reason when she gets under stress. the other day she started yelling at my brother abuot how he got a bad haircut and was actually pissed at him. the rest of the time she is ok though

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Sep 25 2005 1:46PM
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freerider_klo
Posts: 1868 - Karma: 14
me and my mom get along pretty good. but the "k mom" works wonders when she dose bitch.

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Sep 25 2005 1:52PM
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Deafboy
Posts: 643 - Karma: 52
yeah when woman get old they go fucking crazy....FUCK.




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Sep 25 2005 1:54PM
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mk2
Posts: 1330 - Karma: 13
yeah the guy who invented k mom is the man

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Sep 25 2005 2:02PM
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bermbuster49
Posts: 7445 - Karma: 90
yeah they are gay, but mines alright. just not about parties and stuff. i just have to wait a little more till i get my car, then its all good from there.

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Sep 25 2005 3:28PM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
ohh shit ! you're back

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Sep 25 2005 4:25PM
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Lauren9
Posts: 354 - Karma: 49
i swear it is menopause, my mom has been going crazy lately and dynastarconcept and i have talked about it and seriously my mom has never been nuts before it is the only answer




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Sep 25 2005 4:42PM
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sherpasrock
Posts: 2382 - Karma: 10
wow...i guess my mom isnt that bad

"I got this sick sticker from K2 for $300 came with free skis" ~t-man152
"Ninjas fly out of your butt. We're not kidding."~some article on amped3
Sep 25 2005 5:33PM
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Matty.
Posts: 9458 - Karma: 105
In an arguement with her, she also...can't be wrong, no matter how right you are. SHE IS NEVER WRONG.

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Sep 25 2005 5:40PM
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m1garand
Posts: 3343 - Karma: 15
just when you think your mom is going crazy, you can find posts like this and realize you got it pretty good...


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Sep 26 2005 6:23PM
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skierchild
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happenes to everyone

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Sep 26 2005 6:38PM
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