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CrystalineSkier
Posts: 1065 - Karma: 16
I was playing soccer at a high school with my team and i ran behind the soccer goal and in front of the football goal post. Then i was leveled by a 2 inch (stationary) diameter steel cable that stretched from the goal post to the soccer goal. I now have my skin torn and bloody form right above my right eye to right below my left eye. Just thought i'd let you know how happy i am to be alive today.
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If humans and dolphins are the only mammals on the earth that have sex for pleasure, do dolphins masturbate themselves like humans do?
Nov 23 2002 8:57PM
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MadTrixter
Posts: 3262 - Karma: 8
you're stupid


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Viva la Resistance!

'is that like butt darts?'
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Nov 23 2002 8:59PM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
yes you are stupid.
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Nov 23 2002 9:03PM
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CrystalineSkier
Posts: 1065 - Karma: 16
Yes, you're stupid
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If humans and dolphins are the only mammals on the earth that have sex for pleasure, do dolphins masturbate themselves like humans do?
Nov 23 2002 9:04PM
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C.Royce
Posts: 1031 - Karma: 187
i do stuff like that all the time....its ok you're not alone
Nov 23 2002 9:53PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
u guys are all stupid, i dont even know y i stick around man, i mean.....
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Hey, after you take a crap and wipe your butt and then go to wash your hands, do you guys turn on the faucet with your wipe hand or the other one?
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Nov 23 2002 10:03PM
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C.Royce
Posts: 1031 - Karma: 187
thank you
Nov 23 2002 10:21PM
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witchbaby666
Posts: 642 - Karma: 10
I ran into a bench. My leg hurts like a bitch. Fucking stationary objects.






*yawn*
Nov 24 2002 12:48AM
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CrystalineSkier
Posts: 1065 - Karma: 16
they don't move, yet somehow i run into them all the fuckin time
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If humans and dolphins are the only mammals on the earth that have sex for pleasure, do dolphins masturbate themselves like humans do?
Nov 24 2002 1:02AM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
did someone say accident proned....


i heard a lady talkin in the lift line last year at snowbird, she was sayin somthin about gettin hit my a car and how fast the ambulance got to her, then she goes into falling down a flight of stairs, she musta said at least 4 storys of 'accidents' that had happened to her, i was crackin up
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Hey, after you take a crap and wipe your butt and then go to wash your hands, do you guys turn on the faucet with your wipe hand or the other one?
-Shane McConkey

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse
Nov 24 2002 1:13AM
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MadTrixter
Posts: 3262 - Karma: 8
haha thAT'S FUNNY

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Viva la Resistance!

'is that like butt darts?'
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Nov 24 2002 1:15AM
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funkymonk
Posts: 206 - Karma: 5
dude i did the exact same thing once, cept that i was skiing from trail to trail through the trees at night...nailed some random steel cable stretched between two trees. it hurt like a bitch man, felt like it was burning. i know not why.
dude, one time, I snorted ketchup off of a pizza. that sucked.


Oh yeah, republicans suck, you right winged conservative bastards, have fun burning in hell!!!!
Nov 24 2002 1:49PM
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teneighty_skier22
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 11
I was playing football in my school parking lot after school the other day, my frend threw a pass way over my head and I was running as fast as I fucking could to catch the pass. Well, me in all my wisdom decided to dive for it, so I was flying through the air and I naled, i mean fuckin nailed a school bus! 12 stitches from my forehead to my head....it sucked. Concussion too....
:::Pain is temporary, Glory's forever:::

Sure, the good guys always win....but the bad guys have more fun...
Nov 25 2002 4:13PM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
you're stupid.
all of you.

Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

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Nov 25 2002 5:06PM
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Caden
Posts: 3213 - Karma: 10
hey, its the fact that ur alive and pretty well that counts. u got life, and both ur skiing legs. be happy.


I'm comin straight outta Orleans, represent (thug life what!)
Nov 25 2002 5:18PM
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
i ski into trees onn purpose, the kids i teach think its hilarious, especially when i hit the tree and it shakes loose like 500 pounds of snow that falls on me


my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.
~mommy~
Nov 25 2002 5:24PM
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